Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

After a while.

Xie Xiaoyi deliberately shook his head, his body swayed, and he fell onto the table, the wine glass in his hand crashing to the ground and shattering into pieces.

His head was slumped in his arms, his eyes were closed, and he was making a few muffled murmurs, looking as if he were truly dead drunk.

Upon seeing this, Sun Si Niang's smile vanished completely.

"Even if you're as clever as a devil, you still drank my foot bath water."

Her words were a common saying among outlaws, meaning that no matter how clever or shrewd you are, you will eventually fall into her trap.

Sun Si Niang kicked Xie Xiao Yi's leg, and seeing that he didn't react, she shouted at the top of her lungs towards the kitchen, "Boss! Brothers! The fat sheep has arrived!"

As soon as the shout was finished, the curtain in the back kitchen was suddenly flung open with a "whoosh".

A burly man with a face full of scars stepped forward first, carrying a gleaming boning knife with undried bloodstains on it.

Behind him were four or five men, each with a fierce look on their faces, carrying either hemp ropes or short axes, their eyes filled with greed for the fat meat that was about to be eaten.

The burly man grinned, stepped forward, grabbed Xie Xiaoyi by the back of his collar, and lifted him up.

"Damn it, this kid looks delicate and tender, but he's surprisingly muscular; he must be a piece of fine white meat!"

Sun Si Niang, standing to the side, skillfully reminded him, "Master, be careful not to hurt yourself or stain the fabric!"

The rough-looking man nodded and waved.

Several workers immediately stepped forward and quickly tied Xie Xiaoyi up tightly, then carried him to the back kitchen.

The kitchen reeked of blood. Several bulging burlap sacks were piled up in the corner, and the dark brown stains on the floor had long since solidified. Several pieces of unprocessed bones were still on the cutting board.

The burly man slammed the boning knife down on the cutting board with a "thud," and grinned maliciously:

"First bleed the blood, then remove the bones, and the skin can be used to make a good sachet!"

This kid's bags are bulging; he's really hit the jackpot today!

Sun Si Niang reached out and touched Xie Xiao Yi's bulging bundle, her eyes crinkling with laughter.

"Once this is all over, let's have a good drink together!"

"Okay, that's settled then."

Just as the burly man gripped the boning knife, the tip aimed at Xie Xiaoyi's neck—

Xie Xiaoyi, who had been "unconscious," suddenly opened his eyes and yawned:

Who will awaken first from this great dream?

I know myself best in this wine.

Laughing at their petty schemes,

Let us indulge in a drunken sleep and enjoy it late.

There wasn't a trace of drunkenness left in those eyes.

Sun Si Niang was shocked: "Something's wrong! This kid's awake! Quickly, gag him!"

Xie Xiaoyi was tied up with rope. Sun Si Niang wasn't worried about him escaping; she was only worried that he might suddenly yell.

If someone passes by and finds out this is a shady business, then we won't be able to do business here anymore.

The men rushed up and pressed their hands against Xie Xiaoyi's mouth.

Unexpectedly, Xie Xiaoyi simply twisted his wrist, and the rope binding him snapped in two with a "bang"!

Before anyone could react, he kicked the guy next to him in the stomach.

The man screamed and flew backward, crashing hard into the sack. He coughed up blood and died instantly.

Xie Xiaoyi rolled off the cutting board and looked at the astonished crowd with a cold smile.

"Wow, what a wonderful fragrance that travels for miles!"

In all my years of traveling around, this is the first time I've ever seen someone try to scheme against you, Uncle Xie!

The group of men were stunned.

It was already astonishing that he could break the rope with his bare hands, but then he kicked one of his companions to death with a single kick, which sent chills down everyone's spine.

Mother!

That's fucking weird.

This kid has incredible strength, could he be the reincarnation of a blue rhinoceros?

The rough-looking leader was quite bold. He was taken aback at first, then flew into a rage and pounced on Xie Xiaoyi with his boning knife.

"You little brat!"

You dare to mess with me!

Today I'm going to chop you into minced meat, wrap you up in buns, and feed you to the dogs!

Sun Si Niang also realized what was happening, grabbed a fire poker from the corner of the wall, and shouted shrilly:

"Brothers, grab your weapons! Don't let this kid get away!"

Once the boss made his move, four employees immediately surrounded him, wielding short axes and wooden sticks with ferocious force, instantly filling the kitchen with a murderous aura.

Xie Xiaoyi, with his back to the cutting board, was not afraid at all; instead, he laughed even more roguishly.

"Want to chop me up? You'd better see if you have the guts!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than the rough man's boning knife came crashing down on his face!

Xie Xiaoyi turned his head to dodge, then flipped his wrist and grabbed the other person's hand, twisting it hard.

With a "crack," the rough man's arm dislocated on the spot, and the boning knife clattered to the ground.

Before he could even scream, Xie Xiaoyi's knee slammed into his abdomen, and the rough man shriveled up on the ground like a tattered sack, convulsing in pain.

The two men next to him also became fierce and started chopping with short axes. Xie Xiaoyi grabbed a kitchen knife from the cutting board and blocked it with his backhand.

With a loud clang, the sound made the two men's hands go numb.

He kicked them both, sending them crashing into the stove and getting scalded by boiling water.

But the two men didn't cry out in pain, because they had already stopped breathing before they even felt the heat.

His martial arts skills were so formidable that he could defeat almost anyone with a single move.

Sun Si Niang's eyes turned red with rage, and she swung a fire poker at his head.

Xie Xiaoyi, sensing the wind and pinpointing the location, didn't even turn his head, and slashed her wrist with a kitchen knife.

The fire poker slipped from her hand and fell to the ground. Sun Si Niang clutched her bleeding wrist, her eyes filled with resentment and malice.

"You little brat! I'll fight you to the death!"

He pounced on it again like a madman.

Xie Xiaoyi gave a wicked smile, dodged to the side, and thrust his elbow forward, hitting her ample chest squarely.

"Bang!" Her chest exploded.

"Ugh!" Sun Si Niang spat out a mouthful of blood, collapsed to the ground, struggled a few times, and then fell silent.

Xie Xiaoyi gently wiggled his elbow, as if he was still feeling the softness of Sun Siniang's breasts.

"Tch, I knew it!"

A fat person's chest and a skinny person's abs are equally unattractive!

"It's not exactly enjoyable; I really don't know how you bosses have managed to survive all these years."

His words contained references to the modern world before he traveled here, which the other two guys obviously couldn't understand, leaving them feeling weak in the knees.

They didn't dare to go forward and turned to run towards the back door.

Xie Xiaoyi swayed, chasing after them and slapping one of them to the ground with a single blow: "Run? Where do you think you're going?"

The two men didn't reply because those two slaps had already sent them to their deaths.

Now only the rough man with the dislocated shoulder remained. Although he was brave, he also knew his own limitations. He struggled to crawl to Xie Xiaoyi's feet and cried out:

"Grandpa!"

Please, have mercy!

Spare my life!

I will never dare to run a shady business and harm people again!

Xie Xiaoyi squatted down and looked at his ugly kneeling and begging for mercy, finding it amusing.

"Oh? You want me to let you go?"

Seeing that he had relented, the rough-looking man immediately kowtowed repeatedly, pleading, "Yes, yes, yes! Please... please, sir, spare my life!"

Xie Xiaoyi slowly stood up and patted the dust off his hands.

"Fine! Go now, run for your life!"

The rough man, as if granted a pardon, ignored the pain and crawled away.

Xie Xiaoyi smiled slightly, a smile tinged with malice, and with one hand outstretched, struck him on the top of the head.

The rough-looking man let out a muffled groan and died on the spot.