Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

Xie Xiaoyi covered his face, about to complain, when the stack of photos hit him in the chest.

He casually scooped it up, flipping through it absentmindedly, a calculating glint in his eyes: "My brother owes me a debt, so I'll pay it off!"

Hua Shao's older sister, Hua Yue, crossed her arms and looked down at him, her tone carrying a hint of spoiled arrogance:

"Look closely, these families are all a good match for me, and their looks are also acceptable. Can you give me your opinion?"

Xie Xiaoyi glanced to the side and caught Hua Yue's crossed arms, nearly causing his nose to bleed on the spot:

"Sis, don't pose like that in front of me, I can't handle it."

Hua Yue was taken aback, looked down, and immediately burst out laughing, deliberately puffing out her chest: "What, can't your own sister see this?"

"This won't do!" Xie Xiaoyi pouted. "Take it easy, I'm still young, I can't handle it!"

Hua Yue was amused by him so much that she finally lowered her arm, rolled her eyes at him, and said, "You're such a tease! I'm not teasing you anymore, hurry up and look at the photos."

Xie Xiaoyi's gaze fell on the first photo.

The man in the photo is dressed in a suit and has a sophisticated smile, looking quite respectable.

He looked up and asked casually, "Who's this?"

Hua Yue casually remarked, her tone tinged with satisfaction, "Lin Haoyu, the young master of Shenghong Group in the east of the city, is the one who pursues me the most diligently and is also very generous."

Xie Xiaoyi scoffed and pointed at the man's cheek in the photo: "What's the use of being generous? He's short-lived and his body has long been hollowed out."

Look at him, his eyes are dark and bluish-black, his nose bridge is sunken, and his lips are dark. These are signs of years of excessive indulgence and deficiency of both liver and kidneys. He may look healthy on the outside, but he's rotten inside.

Hua Yue was taken aback, and subconsciously frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, Lin Haoyu works out every day, he's in great shape!"

"fitness?"

Xie Xiaoyi raised an eyebrow and said confidently, "I guess the muscles are all induced by steroids, so they're not very practical."

If I were to be with you, I'd definitely end up in the hospital, and you'd be living a life of celibacy.

These words were blunt and hurtful. Hua Yue's face darkened, yet she inexplicably felt that what he said made some sense.

Lin Haoyu did indeed frequently invite her to nightclubs, and each time they would get completely drunk, looking quite unwell.

She didn't say anything, and Xie Xiaoyi had already flipped to the second photo.

The man in this photo is gentle and refined, looking like a gentleman from a scholarly family.

"What about this one?" Hua Yue suppressed her surprise and asked again.

"Su Wenxuan, the young master of a scholarly family in the west of the city, is said to be a PhD who returned from overseas. He seems to be a good person."

Xie Xiaoyi glanced at the photo, then threw it aside with a look of disgust: "He looks refined, but he's actually ruthless and has a hidden illness."

Look at his slender fingers with pale knuckles, and his thin palms; this indicates congenital heart failure.

He seems fine most of the time, but he gets a flare-up when he gets excited or tired, and he might even faint during "that time of the month."

Hua Yue gasped. Su Wenxuan had indeed mentioned to her that he had been weak since childhood and could not engage in strenuous exercise.

At the time, I thought it was quite good, like a scholar with a frail and gentle demeanor from ancient times. I never imagined...

The way she looked at Xie Xiaoyi finally became more serious, no longer as casual as before.

My younger brother is acting a bit strange today...

Xie Xiaoyi flipped to the third picture. The man in the photo was tall and muscular, clearly the type who exercised regularly.

"He's a second-generation star, handsome, and considerate to me," Hua Yue said.

Xie Xiaoyi stared at the photo for two seconds, a mocking smile playing on his lips: "All bark and no bite, and his private life is chaotic; he's contracted a venereal disease."

You see, he has light red rashes on his neck; these are signs of damp-heat accumulation and viral infection...

This kind of man, with his sunny disposition, is a master of flirting, always surrounded by women. If you're with him, you're just asking to be cheated on.

Hua Yue snatched the photo and, upon closer inspection, indeed saw faint red dots on the man's neck.

She suddenly looked up at Xie Xiaoyi. The younger brother in front of her had clear eyes and a firm tone. He was like a completely different person!

Xie Xiaoyi ignored her shock, casually flipping through the remaining pages and stripping them bare:

"Sister, it's not that I'm picky, but none of these men are good enough for you. Either their bodies aren't up to par, or their character isn't up to par."

If you just pick anyone, you'll suffer a lot later.

Hua Yue stood there, stunned for a long time: "Xiao Hua, what's wrong with you today?"

Before, when I asked you to assess people, you only looked at their faces and figures. How come you can also read faces and diagnose illnesses today?

Xie Xiaoyi touched his nose and casually said, "I recently read a book called 'Fate and Divine Physiognomy,' and I understood it immediately. Now I can accurately judge people with just one glance."

Hua Yue clearly didn't believe her and sneered, "Don't try to fool me. I'll call someone right now to check and see if what you're saying is true."

After saying that, she turned and left, not forgetting to glare at him as she closed the door.

Two days later.

Xie Xiaoyi was lying in bed chatting flirtally with Mei Nan when the door was suddenly pushed open with a "bang".

Hua Yue rushed in and immediately noticed the two were standing very close together. She frowned and said, "Mei Nan, you go out first."

Mei Nan blushed and quickly slipped away.

Hua Yue closed the door and stared at Xie Xiaoyi in shock: "Little brother, you're amazing!"

I had someone investigate, and those people are exactly the same as you described—

Lin Haoyu suffers from liver and kidney failure, Su Wenxuan has congenital heart disease; that celebrity offspring really has health problems, and his private life is incredibly messy!

Xie Xiaoyi leaned against the headboard, a smirk playing on his lips, looking utterly smug.

"Absolutely. Your brother is practically a fortune teller now. He's never wrong when it comes to diagnosing illnesses through physiognomy."

Hua Yue frowned: "If all these people are so unreliable, then in your eyes, who is reliable?"

Hey!

The fish has taken the bait!

Xie Xiaoyi raised an eyebrow, looking mysterious: "Sis, I have a college classmate named Xie Mo. He looks ordinary and comes from a modest family."

But whoever takes his virginity will have their luck defied the heavens and soar to new heights.

Hua Yue blushed and glared at him: "Are you telling me to seduce him? A May-December romance?"

Xie Xiaoyi tried to suppress a laugh with a straight face:

"Sis, you don't understand. He's incredibly lucky, and he's still a virgin. Anyone who gets close to him will be blessed with good fortune—their wealth and career will skyrocket!"

"Are you so sure?"

Xie Xiaoyi said arrogantly, "There used to be a fortune teller from Zhongnan Mountain who almost knelt down when he saw my classmate."

He said it himself: Xie Mo is destined for greatness; whoever catches him first will rise to the top!

Hua Yue scoffed, her face full of disbelief: "I don't believe you can tell fortunes. You're definitely talking nonsense!"

Xie Xiaoyi looked up: "Today is November 9th, tomorrow is November 10th, Manchester City plays Liverpool, 3-0."

Hua Yue immediately retorted, "Liverpool is so strong, you think they can beat Manchester City 3-0? You're dreaming!"

Xie Xiaoyi smirked: "Just wait and see. The results will come out tomorrow, and you'll know whether I'm making this up or not."

Hua Yue snorted: "Fine, if you're right tomorrow, then I'm definitely going to have your classmate Xie Mo."