Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

Chapter 74 Insulting the Third Mother with Bandit Language

The three bandits who led the group were extremely conspicuous.

Scarface, skinny, double-bladed axe—that's the bandit leader.

"All you Honglin Escort Agency, stop right there!" Scarface took a step forward.

"I am the chief of Wenshan Village, known as 'Thunder of the Drought'!"

This is the second-in-command, "Mou Shaoyue," and this is the third-in-command, Zhao Gui!

"If you know what's good for you, leave the caravan behind and hand over your silver obediently, and I'll spare your lives!"

Upon hearing this, Lin San Niang released her grip on the knife, took two steps forward, and spoke in the slang of bandits:

"My three leaders, we shall meet again someday, for there is always a way out for us in the world!"

Upon hearing this, Han Tianlei stared at her chest and grinned.

"We can meet again in the future. We haven't done it yet. Either leave the money, or we can do it first and talk about it later."

As soon as he finished speaking, his men burst into laughter.

"Yes, let the older brother go first, we'll line up to wash the pots!"

The young monk standing nearby couldn't understand at all, and had no idea what these bandits found funny.

He frowned and asked his master, "Master, why are all those people scrambling to do the work? Do they all enjoy washing pots and pans?"

The old monk raised the corners of his mouth twice. This question is a bit difficult.

Lin San Niang suppressed her anger and continued to clasp her hands in a fist and palm salute:

"I am Lin San Niang from Honglin Escort Agency, and I am in charge of escorting this shipment."

The journey is long and arduous, and making a living is not easy. If you are short of money, I am willing to offer you a hundred taels of silver as a toll.

"Consider it making friends, and we hope you'll be lenient and let us pass!"

The second-in-command, Mou Shaoyue, chimed in sarcastically:

"Master Lin, your Honglin Escort Agency's rule is that we don't accept shipments under 50,000 taels. Do you think we're fools?"

Zhao Hang and Liu Heng were furious. Seeing that the other party had no intention of backing down, they immediately drew their steel knives from their waists with a clang.

Zhao Hang cursed with a dark face:

"Thunderbolt! Are you tired of living? You dare to touch Honglin Escort Agency's goods? Don't you know your own limitations?"

Liu Heng roared back, "If you want to rob a caravan, ask me about the knife in my hand first!"

Xie Xiaoyi didn't budge an inch, remaining lazily leaning against the bluestone.

He toyed with a freshly picked blade of grass in his hand, a nonchalant smile playing on his lips.

Upon hearing Liu Heng's words, the third leader, Zhao Gui, immediately slammed his broad axe on the ground and roared in a deep voice:

"What a reckless brat! I'll teach you what it means to be hacked to pieces!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than a burly henchman darted out from the crowd.

"Don't be angry, Third Master. Watch me chop him up and dig out his heart to make hangover soup for everyone."

Having said that, he brandished his single-edged sword and charged at Liu Heng, yelling, "Boy, you'll have to ask my sword first!"

Liu Heng sneered and slashed horizontally with his steel knife.

With a crisp clang, the two blades clashed, and the henchman felt his hand go numb as the single-edged sword in his hand was knocked away!

Before he could react, Liu Heng raised his leg and kicked him squarely in the chest.

The henchman screamed and flew backward, crashing to the ground and curling up like a shrimp in pain.

Liu Heng had just succeeded and was about to make a sarcastic remark when another burly henchman carrying a broadsword charged at him.

"You bastard! Grandpa's coming to give you a piece of his mind!"

In just one exchange, he was kicked away by Liu Heng.

Liu Heng won another round, and then looked triumphantly at Lin San Niang, a fawning smile plastered on his face:

"Third Sister, look!"

These little fry are no match for me.

With me here, I guarantee this shipment will be safe and sound; not a single hair will be missing!

Having said that, he glanced sideways at Zhao Hang beside him, raised his chin, and spoke with a smug tone:

"Zhao Hang, did you see that?"

Lao Tzu's peak cultivation level is not something he boasted about!

"That's way better than your novice first-grade level, isn't it?"

With a formidable enemy at hand, Zhao Hang did not argue with him, but cursed him inwardly.

So what if I let you be arrogant for a bit first?

If I were to actually get my hands on Lin San Niang in the future, wouldn't that be better than just getting the upper hand verbally?

When the time comes, I'll make you watch me fondle Lin San Niang with your own eyes, and you'll be so envious!

Upon hearing the words "Peak of First Rank," Han Tianlei abruptly raised his hand to stop the henchmen who were about to rush upwards:

"Stop right there, all of you!"

Peak of the first rank? No wonder you could easily take down my men!

Upon hearing this, the henchmen were indignant and began to shout and clamor.

"Brother, what are you afraid of him for! There are so many of us, we could kill him with our dicks!"

At this moment, the second-in-command, Mou Shaoyue, stepped forward and spoke, pointing at the henchmen:

"You bunch of idiots don't know anything!"

Among hundreds of outlaws, perhaps only one might be of decent quality.

From the initial entry into the first rank to the peak of the first rank, one has to work so hard that one's head will go bald and one's bones will be broken!

An ordinary martial artist wouldn't last three moves against him; you'd be throwing your lives away if you went up against him!

The henchmen quieted down.

The second-in-command, Mou Shaoyue, is the strategist of the stronghold. He himself said that Yipin is formidable, and he really is formidable. It seems that we can't beat him.

Everyone looked at their leader and cried out in unison, "Big Brother, what do we do?"

Han Tianlei patted his chest and said in a deep voice:

"Leave this kid to me!"

"I've honed my second-grade cultivation day and night; dealing with a mere first-grade peak novice is more than enough!"

Before Liu Heng's smugness had faded, Han Tianlei strode over and slammed his fist, as big as a casserole dish, straight at his face.

Liu Heng hurriedly raised his knife to block.

With a loud clang, the steel knife was jolted out of his hand and flew away.

He was so shaken that his blood surged and he staggered back three steps.

Han Tianlei didn't give him a chance to catch his breath, and kicked out with a sweeping kick that hit Liu Heng squarely in the abdomen.

Liu Heng screamed and flew backward, crashing to the ground and unable to get up.

Although Zhao Hang and Liu Heng were rivals in love, they were, after all, brothers who shared a life of danger and hardship in the escort agency.

Seeing that Liu Heng was beaten so badly that he couldn't stand up, he roared and charged forward with his sword.

"Thunder in the Drought! I'll fight you to the death!"

Without even turning his head, Han Tianlei elbowed him hard in the chest.

Zhao Hang groaned and collapsed to the ground, lying next to Liu Heng.

Upon seeing this, the henchmen immediately raised their voices and shouted in unison.

"Our leader is mighty! Our leader is awesome! He knocked out a peak-level rank one punch!"

The third leader, Zhao Gui, was filled with excitement. He brandished his two large battle axes with ferocious force and rushed to Liu Heng and Zhao Hang in a few steps:

"Big brother!"

"These two good-for-nothings are just an eyesore. I'll chop them up for you, and we'll have them as an extra dish tonight to go with our drinks!"

Seeing this, Lin San Niang gritted her teeth, gripped her willow-leaf knife, and stabbed at Han Tian Lei.

"Stop your arrogance, take this!"

Han Tianlei dodged to the side, grabbed her wrist with his other hand, and twisted it gently.

Lin San Niang cried out in pain, and her willow-leaf dagger clattered to the ground.

Han Tianlei gripped her wrist, a lewd smile on his face, while his other hand slowly slid down her chin—

"What a beautiful and charming girl, I wouldn't have the heart to kill you."

"Come back to the mountain stronghold with me, and let the brothers have some fun."

The henchmen immediately got excited.

"This young lady is really attractive!"

"Look at that fighter's ass, it's really thick. With so many brothers with you, if you can handle it, we'll spare your life!"

"Exactly! With so many of us, we can overwhelm you until you can't breathe, and we guarantee you'll feel amazing!"

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