A little madman moved into the courtyard house next door.

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In an unknown space, in a corner of a magnificent palace.

"Call him the landlord."

"Robbing the landlord."

"Super Double"

"Super Double"

"Sign-in leader, you've lost so many rounds in a row. Let's just call you the unlucky leader, hurry up and play your cards."

"That's right, you unlucky leader, hurry up and play your cards. With this hand, it's no wonder you've lost everything."

"A 3."

"fry."

"Invincible Commander, you exploded after I just used a 3?"

"I'm doing it my way, what's it to you, you unlucky manager? Two planes carrying two orders."

"Pass."

"I'll bomb it, four 5s!"

"Pass."

"You damn leader, so what if you have four 5s? I have four 7s, I'll take care of you."

"Pass."

"Pass."

"Three with one".

"You troublemaker, so what if you have three plus one? Four 10s, that's it."

"don't want."

"Four points, reverse explosion."

"Two kings, blast them back."

"Hahahaha... Damn it, look at my four 4s with a face card, plus a double king. I'm done for."

Looking at his hand, the player realized he had two Kings facing a double bomb, meaning seven bombs had been played in one round. This was incredibly unlucky.

"Hahahaha...you unlucky bastard, you're really in trouble. You doubled your winnings by robbing the landlord, doubled them with a super multiplier, tripled them with a heavy bomb, and tripled them with six bombs. That's a total of twelve times!"

"That's right, that's right. 'Unlucky' system, plus what you just lost, you, as the current host, have to be punished: you can't activate the cheat for 5 years. During the punishment period, you can't walk or talk."

"Troublemaker! It's better to let your fellow cultivators die than me; the host will be punished. What does it have to do with me!"

"Check-in system, how are you going to deal with the host?"

"Simple, what can he do while a system is charging?"

Just then, a beautiful young woman walked over, her low-cut blazer highlighting her slender waist and impressive figure.

A super short mini skirt reveals a pair of long, pencil-thin legs.

Black stockings paired with high heels made the young woman even more charming.

The pretty young woman said, "Sign-in System, Invincible System, Troublemaker System, you three unscrupulous systems are playing cards during work hours again. Be careful, or the Orange Chief will catch you!"

"Goddess, you still haven't gone to work."

"I'm heading out now, you three hurry up and get to work too! We're going to karaoke tonight."

"Okay, Goddess Leader's sister is organizing the party, and she'll definitely be there. I'm paying tonight, and nobody's allowed to take the bill."

"Me too."

"Count me in."

………………

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year in the 21st century, in a certain city.

As dawn broke, 36-year-old Xiao Sanfeng rode his electric scooter toward the food delivery station.

"Sigh, I'm a top student who graduated from a junior college next to a prestigious 985 university, and I've actually ended up delivering food."

"He truly lives the life of a king, surrounded by delicious food every day."

"Sigh... I'm 36 years old, and I still have no house, no car, and no wife."

"My poor parents who work on construction sites still haven't had a grandchild."

Xiao Sanfeng muttered to himself as he rode his bicycle. He didn't know why a golden light had suddenly appeared in the sky above him.

In the light, a voice said, "Go."

On the fast lane, a speeding car suddenly sped across the green belt and rushed towards Xiao Sanfeng.

With a loud bang, Xiao Sanfeng was sent flying, landing more than ten meters away after a free arc flight.

Xiao Sanfeng felt himself getting lighter and lighter, flying higher and higher. He also saw another version of himself plummeting downwards.

He landed heavily on the ground, and a driver got out of the car, frantically dialing a number on his phone.

"Holy crap, I crashed this early in the morning?!"

"Why isn't it a 'Dayun' (a type of electric vehicle), but a 'Texas Poop-Proof' (a type of electric vehicle)?"

"Maru-la!"

"I'm dead!"

"dad……."

"Mother……."

"I can't bear to part with you all..."

Suddenly a golden light enveloped him, and then he disappeared into the still-dark dawn.