Entertainment to the death, make a tokusatsu film that will crush the entire internet.

As expected, the news of A-Guang's cameo as a security guard in the Land of Light went viral online.

One of the participants in the study tour posted a picture showing a group of young people dressed in security uniforms from the Land of Light beating up several thugs.

"Today during our study tour, we were surrounded by thugs, but the security guards from the Land of Light rushed out and fought for us. That was awesome!"

A student who was present at the time added a more detailed description.

This includes the entire process of the security guard, number A-9527, delivering a flying kick that made the bald man vomit.

This description was later screenshotted and forwarded to Tieba (a Chinese online forum), as shown in the post's title.

"Land of Light Security: Have you ever seen Leo's flying kick?"

The comment section below received over two thousand replies within three hours.

Soon, someone noticed the security guard, number A-9527—his demeanor, his facial features…

How come they look so much like someone...?

Ah Guang!

After comparison, it really is true!

This animator, songwriter, and tokusatsu director actually took on a cameo role as a security guard?

"The last time I visited the Land of Light, 9527 checked my power bank, and it turned out to be Hikaru himself!!! I was less than a meter away from him, and I didn't even recognize him!"

"That's superficial. Ah-Guang even works as a volunteer."

"Case solved! No wonder I didn't run into Hikaru when I visited the Land of Light; he was slacking off!

"Here's a joke. You can see Hikaru everywhere, but you'll never see him in the office—an anonymous employee of the Land of Light."

"By the way, isn't A-9527 a nod to Stephen Chow? Hua An's employee number in 'Flirting Scholar' is 9527."

"I don't believe that Ah Guang wasn't influenced by Stephen Chow when he came up with those abstract works."

However, some netizens focused their attention on the security guards of the Land of Light.

"Haven't you noticed that the security guards in the Land of Light are all incredibly good-looking? They're good enough to be male models."

"That figure, that face, I'm just going to scream!"

"None of you girls are running away today. Our group trip to the Land of Light is just an excuse; we really are here to check on the security guards, right?"

"I am guilty, I am guilty, but I will not change."

"My cousin works as a security guard in the Land of Light, so let me correct some common misconceptions about this job. The minimum pay is 16 months' salary, with a net monthly income starting at 9000! But there are also educational and professional requirements."

"What? What did you say? Security guard? Degree restriction? Sixteen months' salary?? Nine thousand after tax???"

"Friend, is the key point the education? It's the benefits! Look closely at that line of words starting with 'free', I'm crying, our company cafeteria charges 15 yuan for a boxed lunch and it only has one meat dish and one vegetable dish."

"I majored in Chinese Literature at a 985 university, and my monthly salary after tax is 6,500. Seeing a security guard and someone with a monthly salary of 9,000 appear at the same time, I feel a little dazed."

Soon, someone dug up the recruitment requirements and benefits for the security guards of the Land of Light.

With a minimum salary of 16 months' wages, the net monthly take-home pay starts at 9,000 after tax, and this is just the base salary.

Six types of insurance and two types of housing funds will be provided upon joining the company. Quarterly bonuses and year-end bonuses will be calculated separately.

The cafeteria offers free 24-hour service with a weekly menu. Dormitories feature double rooms with private bathrooms...

Outrageous, absolutely outrageous!

Contemporary college students study hard for over a decade just to get a good job? As for the distinction between high and low status?

Sweeping the streets is an option if the money is right.

The problem is that most jobs pay neither well nor respectable.

The Land of Light does the opposite.

We've given them dignity and money, all so that they can shine in their respective roles.

Not to mention that the founder would occasionally come down and stand guard with you.

Of course, it could also be slacking off.

"To be honest, most bosses who are on the front lines are like this: standing there taking pictures; but what is Ah Guang's style when he's on the front lines? He kicks a knife-wielding thug away."

However, for Yang Qian herself, this matter was not so happy.

He sat at his desk, in front of him a stack of documents awaiting his signature that Su Xiaoran had just neatly placed on his desk.

He stared silently at the stack of papers, and the stack of papers stared back at him in silence.

The sun shines brightly outside the window, the green plants in the park sway gently in the wind, and occasionally the laughter of employees can be heard from downstairs.

What a perfect day to slack off!

But his identity as a security guard has already been exposed.

Now everyone on the internet knows that A-9527 is Yang Qian herself.

If he puts on that uniform again and stands at the entrance, he'll be filmed by tourists and the video will go viral within ten minutes.

Bitter!

Another job where you can slack off has been eliminated.

"Director Yang, these are the documents you need to approve soon."

Su Xiaoran stood by the table, maintaining the professional smile befitting a secretary.

But those eyes were fixed on Yang Qian without blinking.

Yang Qian reached out and flipped through the top few pages.

Final draft of the script, final draft of the storyboard, prop budget approval form, suggestions for adjusting the shooting schedule for next week, and application form for the new director recruited by the special effects team.

There are also two legal contracts, three interdepartmental coordination reports, and a schedule adjustment letter from a partner.

And an approval form for next week's cafeteria menu.

Wait a minute, why does he have to sign the cafeteria menu too?

Why do I have to sign the cafeteria menu?

Yang Qian asked directly.

"Because Director Yang, you promised last week that we would add a few more main dishes this week, the purchasing team dared not touch the accounts without your signature."

Su Xiaoran answered fluently.

Yang Qian fell silent.

He did agree.

Last week, the canteen manager, Chef Sui Wubai, gave feedback that the menu needed to be updated due to the recent hot weather.

Yang Qian readily agreed at the time, but then forgot about it immediately.

Now the retribution has come...

"Well, I'll approve it later."

"Director Yang, you're not thinking of slacking off again, are you?"

"These documents must be finished today, especially those two legal contracts."

Su Xiaoran did not give him any chance to slack off.

Eyes facing each other.

Yang Qian looked at Su Xiaoran, and Su Xiaoran looked at Yang Qian.

In the end, Yang Qian gave in, picked up a pen, and began to approve documents.

Alright, let's get to work.

It wasn't until 3 p.m. that Yang Qian finished reviewing the pile of documents.

He leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling for half a minute.

No.

He needs to find himself another job where he can slack off.

Now that the security guard's identity is known to everyone online, he probably won't be able to wear that uniform with the number A-9527 anymore.

Then I'll have to find another job.

And it has to be the kind that is not easily discovered.

Company cleaning services?

It seems good.

And it can even lead to a funny situation: an interviewee encounters a cleaner tidying up the hallway, only to discover that the cleaner is actually the company boss himself.

But... it's still a bit cliché.

This kind of plot has been overused in short videos.

Every blogger who makes workplace jokes has done the "boss sweeping the floor and not recognizing the interviewee" thing.

If Yang Qian is going to create something interesting, it has to be something that no one else can imitate.

Just then, Su Xiaoran went out to make copies of the contract, so there was no one in the office watching him for the time being.

Yang Qian decisively stood up.

"Director Yang!"

"Hello, Director Yang."

......

Yang Qian nodded, without stopping.

Along the way, he encountered many more employees of the Land of Light.

This is also one of his troubles.

There are too many employees in the company, and there are only a few corridors in the building, so you can always run into him. No matter where you go, people will recognize him.

It's so hard to find a quiet corner in the company where nobody knows him!

Until he arrived at the convenience store in the park.

Yang Qian stood in front of the sausage grilling machine, looking at the few sausages inside that were glistening with oil.

"Give me a grilled sausage, all meat."

The female shop assistant looked up, glanced at him, skillfully picked up a sausage, packed it into a bag.

"Grilled sausage, five yuan, WeChat or Alipay?"

Alipay.

beep.

As the notification sound of successful payment rang, Yang Qian held her phone in one hand and the steaming sausage in the other.

He suddenly had a bold idea.

"Hello, is your convenience store hiring?"