Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Ah! I want to play with the Sage!"

"Haha, I want to play!"

After rolling around on the ground for a while.

Huanlong woke up again.

Huanlong didn't find anything strange about her confusing behavior just now.

They assumed that the Jianmu tree was still resisting.

So she tried again.

Unsurprisingly, she failed again.

This time, she conjured up a pair of headphones, put them on her head, and started dancing to the music playing in the headphones.

♪Come and get your love! 」(Logical emphasis + breathy tone)

Confident stride

Rotate,

kicking puddles

He kicked the bountiful black deer beside him away with two swift kicks.

By this time, the surrounding phantom soldiers had already been cleared away.

On March 7th, seeing Xi Yao and Jing Yuan still lying on the ground while Huan Long was still awkwardly dancing, she was just about to go over and help.

Xing reached out and grabbed her.

"What are you doing, Xing!"

"We should go and rescue them now!"

March 7th looked anxious.

Xing suppressed a laugh and asked in return:

"Who should we save?"

"Of course it's Xi Yao!"

"You didn't see her..."

On March 7th, she turned her head and pointed to Xi Yao, who was lying on the ground. Just as she was about to say that she was in danger, she noticed that Xi Yao, who was lying on the ground with purple flames rising from her body, suddenly raised her head, winked at her, and gave her a thumbs-up.

March 7th: ∑(O_O；)

Wait, what's going on?

Is Xi Yao alright?

what?

Xing whispered the situation to her, and March 7th finally understood why everyone was watching.

She stood angrily with her hands on her hips, glaring at Xing:

"OK!"

"You all knew all along, and you didn't tell me!"

"That's so disloyal!"

"It was all Xi Yao's idea; I knew nothing about it."

Xing quickly threw the pot away.

March 7th pouted and glared at Xi Yao angrily, muttering under her breath:

"Is my acting really that bad?"

"snort."

And so, a group of people stood by and began to forcefully observe Huanlong.

She was still singing and dancing passionately at that moment.

♪Come and get your love! (Voice cracks with excitement)

I grabbed a piggy bank that suddenly appeared out of nowhere and used it as a microphone.

Passionately pulling the microphone.

March 7: (¬_¬)ﾉ

"So she's an idiot, right?"

Xing nodded, suppressing a laugh.

"right!"

♪come and get….

Huanlong performs a sliding tackle!

Xing couldn't stand it anymore and hit him with a baseball bat.

bang!

Does it sound good?

A pleasant sound is a good start.

After falling, Huanlong slowly floated out.

At this moment, she was shaking her head, and there seemed to be a yellow halo around her head.

"That's strange, why do I feel dizzy? What just happened?"

"Never mind, let's continue!"

"I refuse to believe it!"

"I've even taken down two of the messengers!"

"We still can't handle a small Jianmu tree today!"

And so, under Xi Yao's secret manipulation,

"Tingyun" keeps rising and falling.

COS Lao Yang did a wave of "Yang" sit-ups.

She seemed to be dead, but also seemed not to be dead.

As if dead.

Walter frowned upon seeing this scene.

Why do I always feel like I'm being subtly criticized?

Old Yang, subway, cell phone.jpg

After an unknown amount of time, Huanlong was almost completely worn out by Xiyao.

When he leaned over Tingyun, the light in his eyes disappeared.

Xi Yao seemed dissatisfied and muttered under her breath:

"Oh dear~"

"I didn't expect the Great Lord of Annihilation to be so easily defeated~"

Jing Yuan rolled his eyes at her speechlessly.

"You've made her do 114514 sit-ups already! Who could withstand that kind of abuse?!"

Jingyuan said that although everyone is an enemy, the principle is to kill but not to torture.

Huanlong was being treated so badly that he could hardly bear to watch anymore.

"what?"

"Has it happened so many times?"

"Okay~"

Xi Yao stuck out her tongue, feeling a little guilty.

She was so engrossed in watching the play that she forgot to count.

"In that case, let her go."

Xi Yao reached out and gently beckoned, and a ball of light blue energy flew out from Huanlong's body.

"Attention everyone, Huanlong is about to wake up!"

"All actors, to your positions!"

After saying that, Xi Yao immediately lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, while also casting a purple light effect on herself.

My goodness!

The show is still going on!

Garlic bird, garlic bird,

After all, she's the director of this script.

Let's just cooperate honestly.

Jing Yuan shook his head helplessly and obediently lay down on the ground.

The four spectators also got into position.

The dream slowly faded and I awoke.

She had lost count of how many times she had tried to manipulate the power of the Jianmu tree.

Just when she thought she was going to fail again...

An incredibly pure and powerful force instantly poured into her body.

"finally!"

At this moment, Huanlong felt like crying.

He went through countless hardships, even pretending to be a fool, an idiot, or a moron.

She finally gained the power of the Jianmu tree.

As he felt the energy within his body increasing, Huanlong became more and more smug.

With a thought, a huge, bluish-yellow body instantly materialized.

Looking at his new body, Huanlong was very satisfied.

"what!"

"What a perfect body!"

"The Abundant Divine Skill truly lives up to its reputation!"

At this moment, Xi Yao and Jing Yuan stood up unsteadily at almost the same time.

Despite this, they looked quite disheveled.

Xi Yao's pigtails had completely come undone, her hair was disheveled, and a few drops of blood seeped from the corner of her mouth.

Jing Yuan's armor was shattered, his eyes were dim, he was spitting blood, and his legs were trembling. He could only stand up with the help of the array sword in his hand.

Huanlong, of course, noticed their actions.

"You can still stand up? Looks like you guys are stronger than I thought."

"Unfortunately, you have no chance against me now!"

Seeing her so confident, March 7th and Xing next to her almost stopped living in Bengbu.

They could only hide behind Danheng and Walter to avoid being exposed.

This is where the composure of veteran artists is truly revealed.

Jing Yuan gritted his teeth and, with a face full of resentment, plunged the array blade in his hand into the ground.

"hateful!"

"Is my Luofu Temple going to be destroyed today?"

Xi Yao angrily pointed her finger at Huan Long.

"That damned guy!"

"You resorted to underhanded tactics! You have no sportsmanship!"

"If you're so capable, give your power back to us and confront us head-on!"

Huanlong completely ignored Xiyao.

She could feel the power of the Jianmu tree continuously flowing into her body.

She was so fascinated by that feeling of being filled (referring to power).

Huanlong used the power of Jianmu again to strengthen his body.

Correspondingly, the amount of power it can accommodate has also increased.

A little more!

Give me a little more!

As if hearing her call, the massive tree trunk trembled slightly.

Then, an energy beam, many times larger than the previous one, instantly enveloped Huanlong.

Immersed in boundless power, Huanlong suddenly sensed something was amiss.

This power seems a bit too much!

She was completely filled.

Too much!

No!

Stop giving them to me!

If this continues, it will break!

As the power of the Jianmu tree increased, Huanlong felt himself becoming somewhat arrogant.

In the literal sense.

She tried to sever her connection with Jianmu, but found it was completely useless.

She wanted to strengthen her physical body, but found that this power was completely out of her control.

No!

If this continues, it will really break!

Huanlong doesn't want it anymore.

But Jianmu insisted on giving it to him.

Not only should we give, but we should also transform the illusion into its form.

And so, Huanlong could only watch helplessly as her body, like a balloon, gradually swelled up.

At last……

"BOOM!"

It exploded with a deafening roar!

"No!"

"I never imagined that all my meticulous planning would ultimately fail at this crucial juncture!"

Just when Huanlong thought this clone was about to dissipate,

Suddenly, a burst of laughter rang in my ears.

"Pfft~"

"Hahahaha!"

Looking up, I saw Xi Yao clutching her stomach and laughing heartily.

Then, March 7th and Xing, who were standing next to him, finally stopped laughing.

Huanlong looked completely bewildered.

What are they laughing at?

Wait, why hasn't this clone of mine dissipated yet?

What about the wounds on the body of that pleasure envoy?

Huanlong quickly looked at Jingyuan, who was now full of energy and looked nothing like his previous serious injuries.

When she turned around again, Jianmu had not fully recovered at all.

In the blink of an eye, Huanlong roughly understood what had happened.

Illusion?

hateful!

When!

and,

Why is my destructive power not working?

Seemingly sensing her confusion, Xi Yao's eyebrows curved into a smile, and a signature mischievous grin appeared on her lips.

"Are you wondering why the drugs we were given didn't work?"

"So, you ended up being the one who got caught in the trap?"

"The answer is simple: because some people aren't even your people!"

Phantom:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

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P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Do you guys have any good ideas for pranking your friends?

Young author, please take this as a reference!

This time, we must get her a big one!

It has to make you cry!

Ah!

Love you all~

ど＞ ᎑ ＜う♡