Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Under Fu Xuan's horrified gaze, Xi Yao slowly extended her sinful hand.

then……

He grabbed the bookshelf next to him and shook it.

Fu Xuan: (O_O)?

What...what is she doing?

What does "shaking the bookshelf" mean?

Fu Xuan was stunned.

She had thought that Xi Yao would do something rather extreme to her.

As it turned out, Xi Yao not only didn't do it, but also did some things that left Xi Yao completely baffled.

However, at this moment, Xi Yao suddenly smiled apologetically.

"I'm sorry, Sister Fu Xuan~"

She reached out and gently put her arm around Fu Xuan's waist.

"what!"

Fu Xuan was startled, glared at Xi Yao with shame and indignation, and was about to question her.

Xi Yao had already reached out a hand and covered her mouth.

After gesturing for silence, Xi Yao whispered in Fu Xuan's ear:

"Sister Fu Xuan, I was just trying to scare you."

"Don't worry, Xi Yao, I would never bully you~"

Fu Xuan glanced at Xi Yao with suspicion.

That's true. If she really wanted to take action, she wouldn't have stopped.

She barely believed the first part.

Of course, Fu Xuan wouldn't believe a single punctuation mark in that last sentence.

Someone just stretched out...

No, no! I can't think about it anymore!

Seeing that Fu Xuan had calmed down, Xi Yao let go of her hand, pouted, and looked at her with a pitiful look.

"So... Sister Fu Xuan, could you do me a favor and call out a couple more times like you did just now?"

Please!

?

What a strange request!

Oh well, it's not a difficult thing anyway.

As long as she doesn't harm me, I'll help her.

So, Fu Xuan began to make some comfortable sounds in a very cooperative manner.

Xi Yao, in rhythm with the movement, kept swaying the bookshelf next to her.

At this moment, the bluebird hiding in the shadows: (○o○)

I go!

In broad daylight!

The Grand Diviner and the Guest Minister were actually in the Grand Diviner's Office...

Are you that bold?

And it was so intense?

But what can two girls do?

Grind tofu?

Damn it!

I really want to see it with my own eyes!

Qingque even felt an urge to rush over and take a look.

But she gave up on the idea in just a moment.

If it's not what she thinks, wouldn't that be the same as telling the diviner and the guest minister that she's been slacking off?

At that time, I'm afraid not only will I not be able to slack off anymore, but my workload will also increase!

If it were as she thought, she would also offend her two immediate superiors.

Then her future is truly bleak!

This is still good.

What if the two of them lose their temper and drag her in too...

hiss!

No no no!

terrible!

I'm just a simple and kind little sparrow!

Despite feeling itchy inside, Qingque ultimately made no move.

I don't know how much time passed.

The bookshelf stopped shaking.

Fu Xuan's extremely weak voice came from there.

"Now, can you let me go?"

"sure."

Then, Fu Xuan walked out from behind the bookshelf, trembling.

Her clothes were disheveled, her hair was loose behind her, and her legs were trembling as she walked.

He looked as if he had just been through a storm.

Qingque's eyes widened instantly.

I go!

Is this Lady Xi Yao really that fierce?

How could they possibly have done this to Lord Fu Xuan?

And so, Qingque covered her mouth and watched helplessly as Fu Xuan left the main hall.

Then, Xi Yao also came out from behind the bookshelf.

She smiled broadly, gently licked her lips, and looked very satisfied.

"Sister Fu Xuan, this is really delicious~"

"Hehe~"

!!!

Now it's almost certain!

The Grand Diviner and the Guest Minister were really doing *that*!

Oh my god!

This is absolutely amazing!

Who would have thought that the usually dignified and virtuous Grand Diviner would be so frivolous!

If the Grand Diviner finds out I know about this...

hiss!

She wouldn't kill him to cover it up, would she?

No!

wrong!

I need to get out of here right now!

As Xi Yao's footsteps faded into the distance, Qing Que waited a while longer before quietly emerging.

After confirming that no one was around, Qingque turned on her phone.

Breaking news! Lord Taibu and Lady Xiyao are a couple!

"What???"

"Really?"

"It's true!"

"I saw them on a date with my own eyes!"

"Holy crap! So the Grand Diviner likes girls!"

……

Qingque turned off her phone and nodded in satisfaction.

Very good!

Both of my immediate supervisors are gone!

This is a golden opportunity to slack off!

Let's go play cards!

Qingque skillfully bypassed everyone and quietly slipped away.

however……

Xi Yao looked at the surveillance footage on her phone and clapped her hands.

"Wonderful!"

"Absolutely fantastic!"

"No wonder he's the one who can establish a school of thought in the field of slacking off."

"That blocks vision!"

"That movement technique!"

"Perfect!"

"When it comes to slacking off, even I have to admit defeat."

"What a pity! The little sparrow is still too inexperienced."

"You've fallen into a trap!"

She had already discovered the bluebird.

Of course, it was also a deliberate decision not to arrest her.

That's right!

That scene before was performed for her.

As everyone knows,

Rumors can become increasingly outrageous as they spread.

then……

"What?! Lord Taibu and Lady Xiyao are a couple?"

"What?! The Grand Diviner and Lady Xi Yao have become a woman and a woman together?"

"What?! Lord Taibu is being kept by Lady Xiyao?"

"What?! The Grand Diviner is pregnant with Lady Xi Yao's child?"

Ciallo～(∠・ω＜)⌒★

Meanwhile, Fu Xuan arrived at the lounge.

Her cheeks are still burning.

Although Xi Yao didn't actually do anything to her, it was clear that she couldn't concentrate on her work in this state.

She planned to rest for a while before going back to deal with those troublesome matters.

Fu Xuan glanced at it habitually, and his eyes widened instantly.

This...this!

What do you mean that I and Xi Yao have had 108 children?!

It's unbelievable that such an outrageous rumor has so many likes!

hateful!

Who exactly spread the rumors?

Fu Xuan did some quick calculations, and it seemed as if a raging fire was erupting above his head.

"Blue Sparrow!!!"

That's it!

That's why she was shaking the bookshelf!

She hadn't thought about it carefully because she was frightened by Xi Yao.

Now that he had calmed down, Fu Xuan suddenly understood.

Without a doubt, when she and Xi Yao were in the main hall, Qing Que must have been spying on them somewhere.

And Xi Yao had already discovered her. She deliberately rolled me behind the bookshelf and deliberately shook the bookshelf, just to make Qing Que mistakenly believe that something had happened between us.

In other words, from where Qingque is, she cannot see the scene behind the bookshelf.

Fu Xuan was also extremely embarrassed and annoyed by Xi Yao's deliberate manipulation of rumors.

But she still couldn't do anything about Xi Yao.

After all, she hadn't done anything excessive to herself.

It wasn't a rumor she spread.

If I had to categorize it, pinching cheeks and hugging waists could be considered harassment.

But to arrest her for this level of offense would be making a mountain out of a molehill.

Moreover, she had already agreed to be Xi Yao's best friend.

Between best friends, pinching cheeks and hugging waists are normal ways to express intimacy.

That's it!

Let's let that despicable guy go this time!

Debunking the rumors is the priority!

And one more thing……

Fu Xuan clenched his small fists tightly, his snow-white teeth were clenched together, and his eyes were filled with anger.

"Blue Sparrow!!!"

"You sneaked out to play cards again, huh!"

"If I catch you, you're dead!"

Fu Xuan rushed out the door.

She knew where Qingque would be without even having to calculate it.

at the same time,

In Changletian, Qingque, who was playing cards with his friends, suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

hiss~

Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?

Never mind, I don't care anymore.

Let's play cards!

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

good news!

My friend said no one will be home tonight!

They invited me to come over and play!

What a great opportunity!

The young author is ready to get started!

Hehehe~

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