Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Huff! Huff! Huff!"

"We should be safe here, right?"

Beside a low, gray brick wall, Qingque leaned against the wall, panting heavily.

"When the Diviner realizes he can't find me, he'll probably go back, right?"

"I'll sneak back after she leaves and continue playing cards!"

Hehe~

"With such good luck today, it would be a shame not to play cards!"

Just then, another message popped up on her phone.

(I never lie): Your fortune teller has caught up!

(Playing cards recklessly): What?!

Qingque turned around abruptly, and sure enough, the small pink figure not far away followed.

My diviner!

I was just slacking off, there's no need to keep harping on this!

This is it! The Grand Diviner can predict the future; I have no chance of escaping!

Am I, the legendary card player, destined to perish here today?

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(I never lie): If you don't want to get caught, run according to my instructions!

(Playing cards with his life): Who are you?

(I never lie): You don't need to know that. All you need to know is that I'm the only one who can help you evade your family's fortune teller.

(Playing cards recklessly): Why should I believe you?

(I never lie): If you don't believe me, fine, it won't cost me anything anyway.

(Playing cards recklessly): I didn't have any! The worst that can happen is I'll be dragged back to work!

(I never lie): Really? Have you forgotten what you posted in the group chat?

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What did they send?

I didn't post anything!

All I did was send a message to the Grand Diviner and Lady Xi Yao...

*Immortal Boat profanity*!

She quickly opened the Luofu Miscellaneous Records.

This is the official website of Xianzhou, where you can find the latest news and trending topics.

I don't know if I don't see it, I'm startled when I see it.

"A Rational Discussion: Who is the top and who is the bottom, Lord Taibu or Lord Xiyao?"

"Shocking! Xi Yao abandoned his wife and children! Is this a distortion of humanity or a decline in morality?"

"Top Secret Revealed! Xi Yao is Fu Xuan's Long-Lost Sister!"

"Explosive Gossip! The Untold Love Story Between the Diviner, the General, and the Guest Elder!"

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After seeing the increasingly outrageous rumors above, Qingque's scalp began to tingle.

No?

I posted it in the staff group of the Divination Bureau, where the Grand Diviner himself was not present.

How come the whole Immortal Ship knows about this in just half a day?!

It wasn't like this before!

And all I said was that they were a couple, how did the rumors get so outrageous?!

Xi Yao: Hey~

It's over! It's over!

The Grand Diviner must know that I spread this message, which is why he's been relentlessly pursuing me!

If she catches me now, I'm doomed!

No!

We have to run!

We should at least wait until she calms down before saying anything!

Qingque continued running forward while picking up her phone.

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(Playing cards desperately): Help me! Help me! Help me!

(I never lie): Do you believe me now?

(Playing cards with his life on the line): I believe it, I believe it!

(I never lie): But what if I suddenly don't want to help you anymore?

(Playing cards recklessly): No! Bro! Don't mess with the new account! If all else fails, I'll kowtow to you!

(I never lie): Fine, what can I do? I'm just naturally warm-hearted and helpful. I'll help you one more time.

(Playing cards with his life on the line): Thank you, bro! From now on, you're my best brother!

(I never lie): Listen carefully, turn left at the fork in the road ahead! And then...

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And so, under the guidance of this mysterious person, Qingque temporarily shook off Fu Xuan.

But clearly, this method can only help you hide for a while, not forever.

Fu Xuan can predict Qing Que's location, so she will be caught up with sooner or later.

Moreover, the long journey had left Qingque extremely exhausted.

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(Playing cards like crazy): I'm exhausted! Bro, your method is too physically demanding! Is there an easier and less strenuous way?

(I never lie): Yes, brothers, yes!

I have a way to make it temporarily impossible for the diviner to calculate your location.

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Qingque's eyes lit up instantly.

I go!

There's actually such a method?

If I learn this, I can slack off as much as I want in the future.

Hahaha!

I really love this!

Qingque's fair fingers flew across the screen as she typed eagerly.

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(Playing cards like crazy): (✪ω✪)

Bro! Teach me! Please! I really need this skill!

(I never lie): Slacking off is not the right way to do things.

Besides, the Grand Diviner and I have been friends for many years...

(Playing cards recklessly): I'll add more money!

(I never lie): Deal! This is a unique, one-of-a-kind technique!

Not 98! Not 998! Only 9998! No bargaining!

(Playing cards recklessly): ...

?

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(｡ŏ_ŏ)

She suspected the person on the other end was playing a trick on her, but she had no proof.

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(I never lie): You don't want it? Then forget it.

(Playing cards recklessly): Hey! Wait a minute!

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She glanced at her meager savings and gritted her teeth.

So that I can keep slacking off in the future!

Fight!

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(Playing cards with all his might): I'll buy!

Transfer of 9998 yuan (received)

(I never lie): Very good! Now, I'm going to give you a good lesson!

(Playing cards with his life): (ŎдŎ；) You're not going to run away, are you?!

(I never lie): What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person?

(Playing cards with his life on the line): That's good! You scared me to death!

(I never lie): Come to the Temple, and I will personally pass on the secret method to you!

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Oh!

It turns out he was also a diviner from the Grand Diviner's Office!

No wonder it was able to temporarily block the diviner's divination.

In-person teaching sounds reliable!

I thought I'd run into a scammer, but it turns out they were genuinely teaching!

Thinking of this, Qingque felt a pang of guilt.

He was kind enough to help me, but I had doubted him before!

I'm so damn stupid!

Once we get there, I must properly apologize to that senior!

Ah!

Without further hesitation, Qingque walked towards the direction of Taibusi.

She was very fast; in just two and a half minutes, she had returned to Taipusi.

Walking through the familiar passage, Qingque felt exceptionally happy!

The thought that she would never be caught slacking off by the Grand Diviner again made her skip and jump around.

At that moment, a fox-woman appeared ahead.

Qingque walked over happily and waved to her.

"Hi! Mingyue!"

"Bluebird?"

A hint of doubt flashed in Mingyue's eyes.

Her first thought was that Qingque had been captured and brought back.

But when she looked behind Qingque, she didn't see that familiar pink figure.

Qingque actually came back to work on her own initiative?

And why were they so happy?

Did she take the wrong medicine?

A hint of worry flashed in Mingyue's eyes.

"Qingque, are you alright?"

"It's okay!"

"Then why did you come back?"

"Oh! That's because I love going to work!"

"I have to go back to work now!"

"Bye-Bye!"

Chao Mingyue waved his hand, and Qingque walked straight towards the library.

Looking at her retreating figure, Mingyue's eyes were filled with terror.

"Has Qingque been...possessed?"

In front of the library gate.

The bluebird stopped and did not move forward.

Step through this door, and she'll be able to slack off endlessly! She'll reach the pinnacle of her life!

My heart pounded with excitement, my hands trembled.

Qingque slowly opened the door.

however……

But the place was completely empty!

Were we scammed?

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(Playing cards for fun): Where are you?

(I never lie): Don't worry, it's inconvenient for me to show my face.

(Playing cards recklessly): What should I do?

(I never lie): First, sit down at your workstation, then pick up the documents, and finally start organizing.

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Qingque followed the mysterious man's instructions step by step.

For some reason, she felt that something was not quite right.

A moment later, she suddenly realized.

I'm at work right now, aren't I?

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(Playing cards recklessly): Excuse me, what is the point of me doing this?

(I never lie): This is anchoring your state. The principle of my spell is to set an anchor point. As long as you use this spell, others can only calculate your state at this anchor point.

(Playing cards with my life): So, the diviner can only predict that I'm working properly?

(I never lie): That's right.

(Playing cards like crazy): Great!

(I never lie): But setting the anchor point takes a little time.

(Playing cards recklessly): How long will it take?

(I never lie): It's hard to say. Some people can finish in a few minutes, while others may need several system hours. It depends on individual physical condition and level of commitment.

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Upon hearing this, Qingque, who had been lazy, instantly became serious.

They did their work meticulously.

Two and a half minutes...

Five minutes...

I don't know how much time has passed.

Just as Qingque was about to go berserk...

(I never lie): Alright! Now, right now! I'll perform the simplest divination technique while standing upside down!

(Playing with cards): Upside down... upside down? Okay, I'll try!

Qingque leaned against the wall, using her head to brace herself against the ground, trying to maintain her balance while making hand seals.

"call!"

"Finally finished!"

"I'm exhausted!"

Qingque relaxed completely and collapsed onto the floor.

Suddenly, she felt a cool breeze rush into her body.

Qingque was overjoyed!

This is done!

Hahahahaha!

Very good!

I'll never get caught slacking off again!

Qingque picked up her phone.

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(Playing cards with all his might): Thank you! Senior!

(I never lie): You're welcome. Just don't betray me if anything happens.

(Playing cards recklessly): Don't worry! I, Qingque, am not the kind of person who doesn't stand on loyalty!

(I never lie): That's good. Also...

你 你 好运！

You are not yet his/her friend. Please send a friend request first.

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Seeing the bright red exclamation mark on her phone, Qingque knew that the other person had deleted her.

Perhaps they're afraid of being traced.

That's understandable.

But what did he mean by wishing me good luck at the end?

Qingque was completely baffled.

Just then, Fu Xuan's voice came from outside.

"Blue Sparrow! Come out here!"

Oops!

It must be Mingyue and the others who snitched!

No!

I need to hide!

Qingque stepped onto the chair and quickly climbed onto the bookshelf, hiding in the hidden compartment at the back.

The moment she hid inside, the door burst open.

Fu Xuan looked at the empty room, somewhat puzzled.

"Strange, didn't Qingque return? Where is she?"

"I clearly knew she was here!"

"Never mind, let's go out and look again."

Seeing that Fu Xuan was about to turn and leave, Qing Que breathed a sigh of relief.

Thank goodness!

If we get caught, we're doomed!

Just when Qingque thought she was safe.

Xi Yao, who had been hiding in the shadows, smiled slightly.

Little sparrow, you're still too naive!

She took out a red button and pressed it gently.

A doll suddenly fell to the ground from Qingque's body.

The doll, which looked like a toy, suddenly started shaking its head.

This is the doll that Yao hope gave me!

Why is it moving?!

A very ominous premonition suddenly welled up in Qingque's heart.

Suddenly, a cheerful melody rang out from among the fireworks dolls.

Good luck! Wishing you the best of luck!

……

The light in the room dimmed instantly.

Fu Xuan suddenly turned around and looked over.

Perhaps because she was too angry, and due to the lighting, her expression looked somewhat...

ferocious!

"Got you, little bluebird!"

Qingque shuddered and silently swallowed.

G!

Do my family members think I can survive?

...

Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Bad news, family!

The young author has been tricked!

There's really no one at her house!

There wasn't a single person there!

Damn it!

The young author made a wasted trip!

Unforgivable!

It was just a little joke I was planning.

Since that's the case, don't blame me!

Hehehe~

Love you all~

ど＞ ᎑ ＜う♡