Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Yanqing: (O_O)?

Not a buddy?

what's going on?

Wasn't I just sparring with Lady Xi Yao?

Why did she disappear?

How come the ground has been restored?

Yanqing scratched his head, completely baffled.

Filled with doubt, he could only turn to his master for help.

"General, where is Lady Xi Yao?"

However, Jing Yuan frowned, his face showing displeasure.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Today is your monthly exam!"

"Come on, let me see how much you've improved!"

Jing Yuan raised the long sword in his hand and pointed it at Yan Qing in front of him with a blank expression.

Yanqing was at a loss for what to do.

He always felt that Jing Yuan in front of him was somewhat...unfamiliar.

Even during the most rigorous period when he taught me swordsmanship, my master always had a gentle smile on his face, giving people an incredibly warm feeling.

But Jing Yuan's expression was so cold.

Could it be that something happened to the general and he's in a bad mood?

Forget it, forget it.

Since the general wants to test me, then let's do it!

At this moment, Yanqing had completely forgotten about Xiyao.

He raised his chin three feet high, assumed a fighting stance, and his eyes were resolute.

"General, I'm ready!"

Jing Yuan didn't waste any words and simply raised his hand.

A golden deity slowly appeared behind him, carrying him into the sky.

"Your mighty spirit, obey my command!"

"Execute without mercy!"

Jing Yuan brandished his long sword and slashed forward suddenly.

The Divine Lord brandished his enormous golden sword and slashed down at Yan Qing.

Yanqing: (ΩДΩ)

Holy crap?

You dare to attack me, the Divine Lord?

Is he going to unleash a powerful attack?

Master, you're treating me like a precious, undesirable creature!

We're saying that forcing seedlings to grow faster isn't done like this!

I'm going to fight the God?

real or fake?

Will it win?

It's completely sealed!

He watched helplessly as the broadsword came straight at him.

Yanqing felt as if she were dying.

He swung his sword with all his might.

The result was undoubtedly a crushing defeat.

He was instantly sent flying.

"jiu~"

"Ahhhhh!"

"Duang!"

"Hiss~"

"It hurts!"

Yanqing landed heavily on the ground, and as soon as she got up, she froze instantly.

On the roof in front of him stood a woman with white hair in a high ponytail, holding a long sword.

It was none other than his grandmaster, Jing Liu!

What's the grandmaster doing here?

Never mind, I'll go say hello first.

Yanqing took two steps forward, just about to speak, when Jingliu leaped high into the air, gracefully turning 360 degrees in mid-air, and suddenly swung his long sword.

Let this moonlight illuminate all rivers and streams!

The ice-blue longsword suddenly lit up, and a huge blue crescent-shaped sword aura slashed down towards Yan Qing.

Yanqing: (ΩДΩ)

No?

Come again?

Grandmaster, if you hate me, just say so!

It's not like it's going to kill me!

Ya, destroy the building!

Yanqing was hit again and flew away in pain.

"jiu~"

"Ahhhhh!"

"Duang!"

He got up again and began to look around at the scenery.

The surrounding buildings were in the style of a fairy boat, but the scene in front of Yanqing felt somewhat unfamiliar.

"Where is this?"

"Why do I feel like I've never been here before?"

Yanqing looked around and saw a man with light blue hair standing with his back to her by the roadside, seemingly muttering something.

So he walked over and gently patted the man on the shoulder.

"Hello?"

The man remained motionless, ignoring him completely.

Yanqing felt somewhat puzzled.

What's going on?

Why is he ignoring me?

So he patted the man on the shoulder again, raising his voice several octaves.

However, the man remained motionless and unresponsive.

This person is so rude!

At least reply!

Yanqing frowned, somewhat angry.

He strode up to the man, intending to see what the other was up to.

However, when he saw the person in front of him clearly, he froze on the spot.

Isn't this... that Star Core Hunter?

At the same time, Blade, who had been unresponsive until now, instantly locked his crimson eyes on the boy in front of him.

"There were five people, and three who paid the price!"

"Danheng, you are one of them!"

Yanqing: ? ? ?

"I'm not Danheng!"

"I am Yanqing!"

However, Blade ignored him completely, and the smile on his face gradually twisted.

"It's time to atone for our sins!"

He raised the mottled longsword in his hand and thrust it at Yanqing.

That madman!

Get sick!

I've already said I'm Yanqing, not Danheng!

Yanqing cursed under his breath and quickly dodged the attack by stepping back.

Fine, since he's a wanted criminal, let's arrest him!

He didn't think much of it, assuming that Ren's mind wasn't quite right.

Last time I was fighting two against one, and that's why I was at a disadvantage!

This time, I will definitely beat you!

Yanqing immediately flew on his sword towards the blade.

The sword energy, as fine as silk, easily pierced through the blade.

Yanqing landed gracefully and sheathed her sword, a slight smile playing on her lips.

I thought the Star Core Hunter was something special, but it turns out it's nothing special!

Arrest him and get him back to practicing his swordsmanship.

Just then, Yanqing suddenly felt a pair of eyes staring intently at her from behind.

Alarm bells rang in his mind, and he turned around abruptly to find Ren already charging towards him with his sword drawn.

"Jingle bells!"

Blade brandished his longsword and unleashed a barrage of attacks on Yanqing.

Yanqing was completely overwhelmed and could only defend herself.

Without warning, the longsword in his hand was knocked away.

The next second, Blade appeared behind him.

"Chua!"

So cool!

My heart soars!

Looking at the blood-stained, gleaming sword tip on his chest, Yanqing closed his eyes unwillingly.

hateful!

Am I... going to die?

He woke up again after an unknown amount of time.

This time, a man with dragon horns appeared before him.

Yanqing frowned.

"Another wanted criminal?"

He froze as soon as he said it.

"Huh? Why did I say 'again'?"

Just then, Danheng Yinyue gently waved his hand.

"The Azure Dragon Cleanses the World!"

A turquoise water dragon roared and charged toward Yanqing.

Yanqing: ? ? ?

Dude, start with zero frames!

Before he could react, he was instantly sent flying.

"jiu~"

"Duang!"

"Ouch!"

Yanqing rubbed her numb buttocks and slowly stood up.

Memories flooded my mind.

What just happened to me?

It seems that he was riddled with holes by Lady Xi Yao's flying sword, then slashed by the Divine Lord, then struck by his master's moonlight, then stabbed by the blade, and finally blasted away by Dan Heng's dragon.

I'm not dead yet?

Holy crap, he's a legendary tank!

Yanqing herself found it hard to believe.

These are all top-tier experts!

Especially Xi Yao and her master Jing Yuan!

Those are all messengers!

Am I really that hard to kill?

Am I the legendary fragile college student?

Crispy on the outside but hard to kill?

Just then, Yanqing glanced ahead unintentionally.

Xi Yao stood there, expressionless, pointing her hand at him.

"Spicy Stuff (Shinra Tensei)!"

Yanqing: ?

By the time he realized what had happened, he was already in the air.

"jiu~"

"Ahhhhh!"

Holy crap!

Before she even landed, Yanqing saw the enormous god below slashing down with his sword once more.

"Your mighty spirit, obey my command! Slay without mercy!"

then……

Just as Yanqing was about to land, she flew out again.

At this moment, he felt like a bird, soaring freely in the sky.

♪Goodbye, Mom, I'm setting sail tonight!

……

You mustn't tell, you really mustn't tell!

Flying in the sky does have a certain pleasantness.

However, this only applies to the upward movement.

As Yanqing began to fall, the immense feeling of weightlessness instantly brought him back to his senses.

That's not right!

I'm in freefall right now!

Help!

"Aaaaaaaahhhhh!"

"Holy crap!"

Just as he was about to land, a white crescent-shaped sword aura seamlessly followed, sending him flying.

Let this moonlight illuminate all rivers and streams!

"Bang!"

"jiu~"

"Aaaaaaah!"

"The Azure Dragon Cleanses the World!"

"Bang!"

"jiu~"

"Aaaaaaah!"

"The other shore! Buried!"

"Bang!"

"jiu~"

"Aaaaaaah!"

"Ex... curry stick!"

"Bang!"

"jiu~"

"Aaaaaaah!"

And so, Yanqing was like a ball, bounced around by the five people, flying wildly through the air, unable to land at all.

He was being beaten so badly he was screaming, but he just wouldn't die.

It was as if his life points were permanently locked at 1.

"Possessed by an evil spirit!"

"One-Sword Asura!"

"Show yourself, Zaphkiel!"

"Leo's Flying Kick!"

"The heavens and earth are in motion!"

……

I don't know how much time passed...

"Night Kai!"

A dark red dragon sent Yanqing flying.

This time, he finally landed successfully.

"Is it finally over?"

Yanqing struggled to open her eyes, her expression instantly turning to utter despair.

He was surrounded by Xi Yao, Jing Yuan, Jing Liu, Ren, and Dan Heng.

It was completely dark around them, and their faces were not visible at all.

Only a faint glimpse of that peerless crimson gaze could be seen.

Yanqing: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Ya, destroy the building!

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