Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Although Qingque seems to be slacking off all the time, she is actually very capable and has a very smart mind.

As soon as Xi Yao opened her mouth, she knew what Xi Yao meant.

They simply want to add more conditions.

She didn't even need to think about it; Xi Yao's conditions were definitely not simple.

Qingque sighed, feeling a pang of regret.

I should have just agreed from the beginning!

Ugh!

"Lady Xiyao, please state your conditions."

Xi Yao gave Qing Que an appreciative look.

"It's so comfortable talking to smart people."

She gently patted Qingque's shoulder, comforting her:

"Don't worry, Xi Yao, I'm so innocent and kind, I won't make things too difficult for you."

Hearing this, Qingque breathed a slight sigh of relief.

It's alright, it seems Lady Xi Yao is quite a nice person.

They didn't mean to make things too difficult for me.

"Then thank you, Lady Xiyao..."

"All you have to do is corner Sister Fu Xuan against the wall and then forcefully kiss her."

"...that's it."

"???"

Is this what you call not making things difficult for me?

poet?

Originally, Qingque planned to take advantage of the loophole.

After all, Xi Yao only told her to kiss Fu Xuan once, without specifying where to kiss him.

She planned to stage an accident and kiss Fu Xuan's hand.

This way, Fu Xuan won't get too angry.

But if you force a kiss while pinning someone against a wall...

It's hard to imagine how Fu Xuan would react.

Canceling her vacation would probably be the best-case scenario, wouldn't it?

even……

It's possible that she'll never be able to go out and slack off again...

Thinking of this, Qingque felt a surge of grief and indignation.

I'm just a little sparrow who wants to slack off!

What did I do wrong?

Good heavens!

Why are you doing this to me!

Qingque slumped in the chair, her eyes gradually losing their light, looking utterly hopeless.

"Tsk tsk tsk~"

"Sister Qingque looks so pitiful~"

"Since that's the case..."

A glimmer of light returned to Qingque's eyes.

"Can I please not force a kiss on Lord Diviner?"

A playful smile appeared on Xi Yao's lips.

"No!"

G!

Qingque collapsed again.

Why do I feel like the future is bleak?

"Pfft~"

Okay, okay, I'm just kidding~

Xi Yao leaned down and whispered in Qing Que's ear:

"It's really a bit difficult for Sister Qingque to force a kiss."

"So, we don't have to kiss on the lips, but it has to be on the cheek, how about that?"

Don't we need to kiss?

Qingque quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although kissing other places can be embarrassing, it's better than a forced kiss.

"Thank you... Thank you, Lady Xiyao."

See, she even has to thank us!

"Here's a suggestion: there are a lot of people outside, why don't you invite Fu Xuan here?"

Xi Yao patted Qing Que on the shoulder and disappeared from the spot.

Qingque sighed, not happy about Xiyao's disappearance.

If it's a work-related matter, she can avoid it by procrastinating.

But she couldn't afford to delay this matter!

What if it drags on for too long and Xi Yao gets upset, and she actually forces a kiss on Fu Xuan?

This is still good.

What if Xi Yao gets angry and eats her...?

hiss~

terrible!

No!

Absolutely not!

Qingque quickly took out her phone and opened Fu Xuan's chat window.

Ciallo～(∠・ω＜)⌒★

On some unknown planet.

Director Hua, who hadn't been seen for a long time, was sitting on the railing of the rooftop of a building.

She seemed to be in a good mood, with a faint smile on her face.

With both hands gripping the railing, he gently swayed his head from side to side.

The chestnut brown pigtails swayed in the wind, looking very cute.

Two tiny, white feet wiggled merrily, making one's mouth water.

That wretched Xi Yao!

Don't think that just because you're a messenger, Lady Hanabi, I can't do anything to you!

This time,

You can't escape my grasp!

Once you're arrested,

I'm going to catch you and give your little bottom a good spanking!

Fireworks raised its head and shouted into the air:

"Aha, help me!"

"Lady Hanabi, I've got something funny! I guarantee you'll be interested!"

however……

All around was silent.

It's unclear whether Aha didn't hear her at all, or if he did but didn't want to pay attention to her.

Hanabi was dumbfounded.

She needs Aha's help to defeat Xi Yao.

Otherwise, it would be impossible.

Now that Aha is ignoring her, she's getting a little anxious.

"Aha! I know you're watching!"

"I have a plan to make Xi Yao a laughing stock!"

I don't know if it triggered a certain keyword.

In short, the void, which had been completely still just moments before, suddenly distorted.

The next second, a dark figure wrapped in masks, playing cards, and various other miscellaneous items appeared in front of her.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"Tell Aha your plan!"

"How exactly do you plan to make Xiao Xiyao a source of amusement?"

Fireworks was stunned.

No?

Do you really want to see Xi Yao become a laughing stock?

There was absolutely no movement just now.

Why is He so anxious when Xi Yao is mentioned?

Even if Xi Yao is the Envoy of Pleasure,

Aha is really putting too much importance on her, isn't he?

What's so great about that girl that makes Lezi God like her so much?

Hanabi pouted.

He was somewhat jealous of the favoritism that Xi Yao received.

But she quickly laughed again.

However, this is a good thing for me!

Lezi Shen wanted to see Xi Yao become Lezi.

This means He will definitely do everything in His power to help me!

Hanabi smiled slightly and explained her plan.

"I plan to take the initiative to provoke and provoke Xi Yao."

"She probably thinks I'm still the same as before, no match for her at all."

"That's why she targeted me."

"Imagine this scenario: she's brimming with confidence, thinking she can still have me wrapped around her little finger like before, only to be completely overpowered by me. What kind of expression would she have?"

"Just thinking about it is exciting!"

Upon hearing Hanabi's plan, Aha burst into maniacal laughter.

Hahahaha!

"I can already picture Xiao Xiyao crying and fussing!"

"Xiao Xiyao got counter-killed! Xiao Xiyao really lost face!"

"This is so much fun!"

Hahahaha!

"I've invested in this project!"

Hanabi felt a surge of joy upon hearing that Aha had agreed.

Nice!

With Aha's help, I'm sure I can turn the tables on Xi Yao!

Hehehe~

This time I won't let you off so easily!

Xiao Xiyao~

Hanabi then took the opportunity to state her demands.

"She's too strong; I'm no match for her, so I need your help!"

"I need an item that can limit her power!"

"Simple!"

An orange-red talisman appeared in front of the fireworks.

Aha thoughtfully explained the effects of the talisman to Hanabi.

"This is a strange item called the Talisman of Laughter. If you stick it on your body, it can seal the power of the Envoy of Pleasure."

"At that time, Xi Yao will be powerless and truly become a weak girl who can't even kill a chicken."

"Very good!"

"This is exactly what I need!"

Fireworks clutched the talisman tightly, her eyes shining.

The way he loved it so much made Aha laugh.

"Let's go, little one..."

"By the way, what's your name again?"

Hanabi:......

Don't you even know my name?

Damn it!

Hanabi, hands on her hips, looked up confidently and said:

"I am the most beautiful girl in the universe, the invincible Hanabi-sama!"

"Okay, little spark, Aha, I'm waiting for your good news~"

After saying that, before Hanabi could react, Aha vanished from the spot.

"It's fireworks! Not sparks!"

"I'm truly impressed!"

"I remember Mingxi Yao's name so clearly!"

Hanabi stomped her foot angrily, clearly dissatisfied with Aha's differential treatment.

However, when she saw the talisman in her hand, a smile immediately appeared on her face.

"Hehehe~"

"Xi Yao, you're doomed!"

"Hahaha!"

Fireworks leaped from the rooftop, transforming into a dazzling flame before disappearing from the spot.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the universe.

Aha paused.

"Oh no!"

"I forgot to tell Little Firework that the talisman has a time limit!"

"I hope Little Firework won't blame kind-hearted Aha?"

"Hahahaha!"

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Suddenly I remembered, there's still one couple I haven't shipped yet.

Let's kowtow first!

We're about to leave the fairy ship!

The young author has prepared a big project at Pinocchio!

My little cuties, why don't you guess what it is?

You'll never guess!

Hehe~

Love you all~

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