Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Belloberg,

Snowfields on the outskirts of the city.

Xi Yao and Xing strolled across the white snowfield on March 7th.

There are still some days until the date specified on the invitation.

Bronya had just invited them to the Sun Festival.

So the three of them used the boundary anchor to arrive in Yalilo, ready to have some fun.

On March 7th, she even specially wore a pink evening gown.

Xi Yao also changed into a pink Lolita outfit, looking incredibly cute.

Only Xing is in a bad situation; she doesn't have any other clothes.

Ah!

It's all miHoYo's fault!

Looking at the vast expanse of white all around, March 7th couldn't help but sigh:

"It really is a frozen wasteland!"

"It really is a frozen wasteland!"

Xing, in a cheeky manner, repeated what March 7 had said in her tone.

March 7: (¬_¬)ﾉ

"You're like a broken record!"

Xing smiled and said nothing more.

Just when March 7th seemed to be over, Xi Yao's voice suddenly came from behind.

"It really is a frozen wasteland!"

On March 7th, when she turned around, she saw Xi Yao looking at her with a smile.

"Xiyao!"

Why are you like this too?

"It's nothing, I just suddenly found it really fun~"

"Where's the fun in this?!" March 7th protested in dissatisfaction.

Isn't it obvious that Xing and Xi Yao are just teasing her?

"Okay, okay, let's not worry about those important points~"

"Let's hurry and find Bronya!"

Before March 7th could even speak, Xi Yao had already grabbed Xing and started running forward.

March 7th scratched his head in confusion.

I feel like something's wrong, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Never mind, I'll just follow them.

Having been there before, the three knew the way well and quickly arrived at Belleburg.

In the square in front of the Belleberg Museum, they spotted a familiar figure.

Little Pella is there again, taking care of the children.

then……

"Pera Sister~" *2!

Xing and Xi Yao tacitly said the same thing.

March 7: (¬_¬)ﾉ

Two childish kids.

"Please, adults, refrain from casually imitating children!"

Pera turned around, paused for a moment after seeing the three of them, and her somewhat displeased expression turned into a faint smile.

"Oh, it's you guys."

After chatting for a while, Pera brought Xi Yao, March 7th, and Xing to Kripper Castle.

Bronya seemed to have received advance notice and was already standing at the gate with Seele.

She linked arms with Seele, and the two looked very close.

Even March 7th could tell that the relationship between the two was not normal.

Wow!

Xi Yao, Xing, and March 7th all exclaimed in unison.

His gaze shifted back and forth between Bronya and Seele.

Bronya and Seele's cheeks instantly flushed red.

Their relationship has indeed improved since they slept together last time.

But I still feel embarrassed when someone points it out to my face.

"Give me a kiss!"

"Give me a kiss!"

Xi Yao, who never misses a good spectacle, continued to stir things up from the sidelines.

Bronya and Seele's cheeks turned even redder.

Just as the two were at a loss, a secretary dressed in black stockings and a uniform walked over.

She first bowed to Bronya and Seele, and then gave a slight bow to Xi Yao and the other two.

She walked up to Bronya and whispered a few words in her ear.

Bronya's expression immediately turned serious.

After the secretary left, she smiled apologetically and said:

"Something suddenly came up that I need to take care of, so I won't be able to entertain you."

"It's alright, we can just wander around here for a bit."

"Yes! It's a good opportunity to see some old friends."

Xing and March 7th, however, didn't care at all.

Only Xi Yao seemed to be deep in thought.

While others couldn't hear what the secretary had just said, she could.

I see,

Sister Topa is here to ask for money!

It's been a long time, I should go say hello!

Xing and March 7th left Cripperburg and wandered around.

Xi Yao stayed behind under the pretext of visiting.

Not long after,

After finishing his conversation with Bronya, Toppa walked out of the High Warden's office with a confident look on his face.

"Looks like this mission went smoothly too."

Topa hummed a little tune, in a very good mood.

Zhangzhang emerged from the black hole and followed beside her.

"Let's go, Zhangzhang, let's explore the world."

"Whoosh! (Okay!)"

"Wait a moment!"

Just as Toppa and Zhangzhang were about to leave Kripper Castle, someone stopped them.

Topa and Zhangzhang turned around together.

They saw Xi Yao sitting on the wall, smiling and waving at them.

Topa:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

"Xi...Xi Yao!"

Swelling: (ΩДΩ)

"Whoosh, whoosh whoosh, whoosh whoosh whoosh! (Oh no, it's that woman!)"

Although Sha Jin said that the Xi Yao people are actually very nice,

But the fear that Toppa felt when the company was used as fireworks for the first time was still too strong.

This is why she is still somewhat afraid when she sees Xi Yao.

For a moment, I didn't dare to move at all.

If this is true for topaz, then it goes without saying that it's true for bloating.

Its intuition told it that the woman in front of it was extremely terrifying!

It's far more terrifying than its owner's boss, Diamond!

Zhangzhang was so frightened that it opened a black hole, trying to escape.

However, Xi Yao smiled slightly and flashed behind Zhang Zhang.

Grab it in one go, and in an instant...

Oops, wrong channel.

In short, Xi Yao arrested Zhang Zhang on the spot when he tried to escape.

Poor Zhangzhang trembled in Xiyao's hands, letting out pitiful whimpers.

"Whoosh, whoosh whoosh~ (Don't kill me, I don't taste good, waaaaah~)"

Xi Yao gently touched his swollen head and said with a smile.

"Little chubby one, don't be afraid~"

"Your older sister wouldn't hurt you~"

However, in Zhang Zhang's eyes, Xi Yao's smile was nothing short of a devil's smile.

She would have been better off not smiling.

As soon as he laughed, Zhangzhang started shaking even more violently.

"Hehehe~"

"Little swelling~"

"Big sister's here~"

Xi Yao's smile gradually turned sinister.

Zhangzhang: "Whoosh whoosh whoosh (o(＞﹏＜)o It's a tonic!)~"

"don't want!"

Topa called out anxiously, but it was too late.

Under Topa's tense gaze...

Xi Yao picked up Zhang Zhang and sucked on it vigorously.

She wanted to hug the swollen thing and suck on it hard last time.

It has finally come true.

You know what, the little thing is actually quite unique in appearance.

The purple and gold color scheme looks mysterious and eerie, quite different from ordinary floor coverings.

The skin is smooth and feels very comfortable to the touch.

It also has a faint fragrance.

I don't know if it's the piggy bank's natural scent or if Toppa sprayed it with perfume.

"Oh my, the little chubby one is so cute~"

After being tormented by Xi Yao, Zhang Zhang looked utterly hopeless.

The entire carpet was wilted and drooped in Xi Yao's hands.

Swelling up: o(╥﹏╥)o (Waaaaah~)

"Whoosh~ (I'm not clean anymore~)"

Toppa silently breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully, at least Xi Yao didn't hurt Zhang Zhang.

Toppa took Zhangzhang from Xiyao's hands and gently stroked its head.

"Okay, don't be sad."

"I'll give you something delicious to eat later."

Zhang Zhang then cheered up.

He glanced at Xi Yao with lingering fear, then opened a black hole and crawled inside.

After seeing Zhangzhang leave, Xiyao smiled sweetly at Topa and winked:

"Sister Toppa~"

"Long time no see~"

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P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Today, the young author is going out to eat delicious food again!

Great!

I had hot pot last time.

Let's have barbecue this time!

Pair it with a few bottles of chilled 8+1!

perfect!

Hey~

My darlings, remember to treat yourselves every now and then!

Love you all~

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