Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Xi Yao never dreamed that she would be deceived by Xing one day.

She's a real treasure!

really,

One shouldn't be too kind.

Otherwise you'll get scammed!

Ah!

Hehe~

Xing devoured the remaining half of the Pam Pam Pie in one bite, then grinned smugly at Xi Yao.

Xi Yao responded that she was still too young.

Xi Yao smiled mischievously and asked in return:

"When will the Masked Fool have to keep his promise?"

Xing's smile froze instantly.

No, not at all.

broken!

Forgot about that!

Is she destined to lose half of her allowance?

Do not! ! !

Xing slumped to the ground, her eyes seemingly devoid of light.

Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling...

Seeing this, Xi Yao smiled smugly.

mock up,

Playing with me?

I'll scare you to death!

Yes, that's right.

She was just trying to scare Xing.

The purpose was to avenge being deceived by Xing.

As for why they didn't actually give him half of his allowance...

joke!

I, Xi Yao, am now a billionaire!

Is it really that much money that matters?

She is not interested in money.

I just want to have some fun.

Obviously,

Xing's lively and quirky behavior is quite amusing.

Now that the goal has been achieved,

Then there's no need to cut back on the raccoon's allowance.

To put it bluntly, that little bit of money wasn't even enough for Xi Yao to buy shampoo or anything like that.

Xing, who was feeling sad and upset about losing half of her allowance, suddenly heard a message notification pop up on her phone.

It turns out that this month's allowance has been distributed.

really,

It's only half of what it usually is.

Xing raised her head resentfully and glanced at Xi Yao not far away.

There were still glistening tears in the corners of her eyes.

Xi Yao bullied Xing!

Xiyao,

bad!

Looking at her clearly angry but afraid to speak or retaliate,

Xi Yao couldn't help but chuckle.

The little raccoon looks so pitiful, isn't it cute?

She picked up her phone and transferred the other half of the New Year's money that had just arrived, which originally belonged to Xing.

"Ding!"

Xing's phone beeped with another message notification.

The latter looked at his phone screen with a puzzled expression, then suddenly revealed a look of surprise.

Small change!

My little money is back!

Great!

Xiyao,

it is good!

Xing rushed over happily, hugged Xi Yao tightly, and nuzzled against her.

"Thank you, Xi Yao!"

"It's so kind of you!"

Hehe~

Are you happy?

"happy!"

"Surprised?"

"surprise!"

"Shouldn't you thank me properly?"

Perhaps he was blinded by the joy of regaining what he had lost.

Xing nodded without hesitation:

"Of course."

A smug, mischievous smile curled at the corners of Xi Yao's lips, a glint of cunning flashing in her eyes.

very good!

be cheated!

She stretched out her hands and launched a surprise attack.

It quickly swept across the small watermelon.

She rubbed her hands together, looking like she wanted more.

"Hmm, it feels good."

Xing was stunned for a moment, and after a brief moment of disbelief, her face turned bright red.

She never expected that Xi Yao would do something like this when she was off guard!

You know, Yingbao has never even touched it!

Although they have a good relationship, this is just too... embarrassing.

She glared at Xi Yao with shame and indignation, countless swear words flashing through her mind, but she didn't dare to say a word.

There's nothing we can do, we just can't beat them!

Moreover, Xi Yao still holds leverage over her.

In the end, she only dared to whisper one sentence:

"You scoundrel!"

Then, she shielded the little watermelon and rushed out the door.

Oh dear~

The little raccoon is shy!

So cute~

But she's still too thin-skinned!

Isn't this a normal thing between best friends?

Xi Yao did not attack Xing again.

She's not a firework, after all.

She can be completely unrestrained when it comes to fireworks.

After all, this guy was originally from Asakusa.

No matter how much you bully her, you won't feel guilty.

But stars are different.

These are our own people.

In a way, it was even Xi Yao herself.

A little teasing now and then is fine.

But we definitely can't make things too exciting right from the start.

If it triggers a stress response, it might cause the character to turn evil, which wouldn't be good.

To be precise, turning to the dark side is actually not so bad.

What if she turns into a yandere...?

hiss~

That would be a bit scary.

Therefore, she definitely needs some time to calm down.

Bored, Xi Yao took out her phone.

On a whim, she decided to check out the pub's group chat.

Because it was a group chat of the Masked Fools

So usually, people in the group are thinking about how to deceive others.

They sent all sorts of messages in the group.

Some things seem outrageous but are incredibly real.

It contains elements that are real, but not entirely real.

Some are half true and some are false.

Completely false information is actually the least common.

Generally speaking,

The group chat of The Masked Fool is actually a place where everyone brags and stirs up trouble.

however,

Today seems a little different.

Surprisingly, almost no one in the group was bragging; instead, they were all discussing the same thing.

That is, whether Xi Yao is actually the God of Joy.

Some of them believe that

Even the God of Fun himself admitted that Xi Yao is the true God of Fun.

So she is the real goddess of fun!

Another group of people believe that this was a play directed and acted by Xi Yao herself.

What a joke! They're all hired actors!

If you believe she's the Goddess of Fun, then you'll become her source of fun.

There are also some who don't care whether Xi Yao is really the God of Fun or not.

They just felt that doing this would make Ahha lose face, so they unconditionally supported Xiyao becoming the God of Fun.

Xi Yao never expected that she would witness such a wonderful drama when she just wanted to take a look at the group chat.

Judging from the chat logs, these people have been arguing about this for quite some time.

interesting!

Since everyone is having such a good time arguing,

Then let me add some fun for you guys~

then,

Xi Yao started sending messages in the group.

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(A loving family)

(I never lie): Brothers and sisters, I am the real God of Fun!

Ah, He's just a clown!

Everyone, let's join forces and defeat Aha!

When I become the God of Joy, I will make everyone a Messenger of Pleasure!

(Aha (Xi Yao's younger brother)): Welcome back to the Dragon King!

(Aha is my little brother): Welcome back to the Dragon King!

(GG spot for rent...): Welcome back to the Dragon King!

(The Can Thief): Welcome back to the Dragon King!

(My sword and shield): Welcome back to the Dragon King!

……

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Seeing the screen filled with "Welcome back, Dragon King," Xi Yao smiled slightly and casually turned off her phone.

I didn't expect Aha to be so good at having fun.

They actually got involved and stirred things up themselves.

Next, the group chat is probably going to explode.

However, this has nothing to do with her.

Just watch the show and that's it.

After closing the group chat, Xi Yao started watching videos.

The first thing you see is a video of a robin singing.

She glanced at the time.

It's not Sunday!

Tsk, the old man is making noodles again.

While Xi Yao was scrolling through videos,

Messages kept popping up at the top of the screen.

Xi Yao glanced at it.

Well, they were all sent by Silver Wolf.

"Just one more game! Just one more!"

"This time, I'm sure I can beat you!"

"Hey! Are you mute? Speak up!"

"Xi Yao, are you scared? Don't you dare play another round with me?"

"If you don't agree, I'll write a script to harass you indefinitely!"

……

So, Silver Wolf began bombarding the enemy with messages.

One message after another popped up from the top of the screen.

Ah!

It's clear that someone is very unwilling to accept this.

unfortunately,

The more you want to fight, the less I'll fight you!

Ugh,

Just have fun!

Xi Yao clicked on Silver Wolf's profile picture and added him to her blacklist.

call,

The world is peaceful now.

at the same time,

At the Star Core Hunter's base,

Looking at the bright red exclamation mark on the screen,

Silver wolf:o(▼ plate▼メ;)o

Xi Yao! You *Kafka*!

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