Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Look carefully,

Xing was simply drawing a trash can during class when Teacher Banana abruptly interrupted her...

Oops... wrong channel.

Just as Xi Yao was playing with Potio at Liumeng Reef.

On March 7th, Danheng and Luanpo had a class.

The lesson involved drawing on the walls.

The banana artists were furious when they discovered that none of the four of them had drawn the sleeping banana monkey.

They should break their legs on the spot!

unfortunately,

The one standing in front of them is no pushover!

They are:

Wang, Galaxy Batman, King of the Trash Can, Granddaughter of the God of Destruction, Agent Zero of Luofu Immortal Ship, Big Core!

The reincarnation of the Dragon Lord of Luofu Immortal Boat, Dan Heng, connects to the brain by striking the clouds, transforms into a dragon to replace thinking, and holds the Jade Sign of Alliance. Jing Yuan shouts "Stop messing around!"

Apprenticed to Master Bitter Tea, founder of the Chaotic Ninjutsu, and a follower of the Great Storm God, Chaotic Ninja Knight AKA Chaotic Breaker!

And so silly... cough cough,

It's the lovely March 7th!

The battle was a foregone conclusion, lasting only two and a half minutes.

The teachers had their legs broken by Xing with a baseball bat!

"Those banana growers are definitely suspicious!"

"It seems that evil spirits have completely infiltrated Origami Village."

"We must speed up the investigation."

After that, on March 7th, he got the opportunity to join the Sleeping Banana Society.

So everyone decided that she would go and investigate inside the Banana Society.

Meanwhile, others continued their in-depth investigations at Origami University.

Unbeknownst to them, a pair of eyes had been secretly watching them the entire time.

A pair of red eyes, as if pressed pause.

He was a man with a head of brown hair parted in the middle.

Handsome and elegant,

The only odd thing was that he had a mechanical frog on his shoulder.

He tossed his smooth, flowing hair, his smile languid yet tinged with a hint of wicked charm.

"It seems my dear actors need a little help."

"It's time for me to make my appearance."

Just as Rick was about to approach, he suddenly sensed something and turned around.

Suddenly, a sweet and adorable little girl with pigtails appeared behind him.

He recognized her at a glance; it was Xi Yao.

It is the renowned Star of the Event - Star Partner.

After taking the placement test, she went to Liumeng Reef.

"This actor leaving the filming location without permission is bad behavior."

"Yeah?"

"But I feel that acting doesn't need to be so restrained."

"Sometimes just a few minor changes can make a script incredibly brilliant."

Xi Yao slowly walked forward and stood next to Rui Ke.

She turned her head, her light blue eyes calmly gazing at the man before her, a faint smile playing on her lips.

What do you think?

"The one who remembers?"

Danger!

Extremely dangerous!

Although Xi Yao appears harmless on the surface, his keen intuition as a Memory Master allows him to instantly determine that Xi Yao is definitely not simple!

She didn't seem to show any hostility, which is good news.

However, this is on the premise that you don't provoke her.

Rick smiled sincerely and said:

"Indeed."

"Sometimes it's okay to break the rules in order to direct a more brilliant script."

Hmm, that's quite sensible.

Xi Yao glanced at Rui Ke with considerable appreciation.

"I don't like beating around the bush, so I'll just say it directly."

"I have a way to help you eliminate the effects of the sleeping banana monkey meme virus."

"And... it can make the script for Origami University even more exciting."

"What do you need me to do?"

Without much thought, Rick agreed immediately.

This surprised Xi Yao somewhat.

In her memory, Rick was a man who would rather sacrifice himself for his career than let the script or the actors suffer any harm.

I didn't expect you to agree so readily now?

Seemingly noticing Xi Yao's confusion, Rick smiled.

"Although we haven't met many times, I can tell you're a good director."

"Aren't you afraid I'll ruin this script?"

"I trust my judgment."

"I'm usually very good at judging people."

It's easy to talk to smart people.

However, you're probably mistaken this time.

I'm not exactly a respectable person.

I'm a pervert!

Without further ado, Xi Yao snapped her fingers lightly.

The power of the mysterious messenger is activated.

The memetic virus in Rick's body was instantly and completely wiped out.

"Actually, what you need to do is very simple: continue to guide them to seek the truth."

"Just tell them that it's the most suitable person for me to take over when the crisis is finally resolved."

"No problem, this kind of simple performance is not difficult for me."

"However, I have a question."

"you say."

"Will you erase the Sleeping Banana Monkey's meme virus then, just like you are now?"

After saying that, Rick held his breath and stared intently at Xi Yao.

After a moment of silence, Xi Yao smiled and shook her head.

"Won't."

"That kind of script is far too bland."

"Of course, I don't like the scenario where everyone turns into monkeys either."

"So, I've decided to turn everyone into catgirls."

"Cat... cat girl?"

Rick looked somewhat surprised.

Is she the soft, cute catgirl I'm imagining?

"Yes, that's right, just like you're thinking of."

?

Can you read minds?

"No way!"

How do you know what I'm thinking?

"Please, your thoughts are written all over your face, okay?"

"As a famous director, your facial expression control is terrible!"

……

Rick rolled his eyes, speechless.

Is it possible that your script is simply too abstract?

broken,

It seems I really misjudged this time.

I ran into a lunatic.

"You're going to treat me right now? Aren't you afraid I'll change my mind?"

"I'm not afraid."

"If you dare to go back on your word, I'll turn you into a catgirl."

"The kind that can never be recovered!"

"Mr. Rick, you don't want to become a catgirl forever, do you?"

"..."

What a vicious threat!

As a top director, maintaining a good personal image is also very important.

Turning him into a catgirl is worse than killing him.

"All right."

"I hope you don't go too far."

Rick ultimately chose to comply.

This isn't because he actually chickened out.

It's not because he's out of options.

He knew very well that

Even if he really changes his mind, is Xi Yao helpless?

It's impossible just thinking about it.

Since the script is in my own hands, at least it's still within my control.

But if we let Xi Yao do whatever she wants...

Who knows how crazy she'll go?

"A wise choice."

"Don't worry, I will save everyone from this disaster!"

As for how water and fire came about, that's none of your business.

Rui Ke is gone. As a professional director, Xi Yao doesn't need to say much.

She believed the other person knew what to do.

Next...

Time to meet up with my friends!

Catgirl has already seen it on March 7th.

She wasn't that excited about the Catgirl Star Core Essence, since she'd seen it on a certain app before. (Referring to miHoYo Community)

But... what will Cat Girl Dragon Lord be like?

I'm really looking forward to it!

Hehe~

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

It's Saturday again!

My little cuties should not have to go to class this time, right?

It's holiday time, what are you all planning to do?

The young author plans to sleep until he naturally wakes up.

Then I started typing.

After finishing writing, I went straight to wait for my friend downstairs!

Ah!

The young author plans to wear a mascot costume and carry her away as soon as she appears!

She'll definitely be terrified and cry!

Hey~

What if he doesn't come back...

Then come back after you've eaten something delicious.

perfect!

Love you all~

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