Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

In the boundless universe,

Two figures were traversing the galaxy at an extremely fast speed.

Hanabi, who was behind, seemed to sense something and couldn't help but laugh.

script,

Great success!

Great!

She looked at Xi Yao ahead and smiled smugly.

hum!

I thought you were so amazing!

Didn't Hanabi-sama get her way?

It seems I overestimated her before.

Perhaps Lady Hanabi will still have a chance to get revenge on her~

If I'm even luckier, I might manage to snag a Dangdang from the God of Music.

Wouldn't that mean we could turn the tables and become the masters?

When the time comes, I'll show her who's in charge!

A scene immediately flashed into Hanabi's mind.

She pinned Xi Yao to the ground and bullied her mercilessly.

Xi Yao tried to resist, but was easily suppressed by her.

In the end, all they could do was plead and beg...

Fireworks grew happier and happier, completely unaware that Xiyao had turned around at some point.

Seeing Hanabi grinning foolishly behind her, Xi Yao asked in confusion:

What are you laughing at?

"?"

Hanabi was startled.

broken!

I was so engrossed in my daydreams that I forgot to manage my facial expressions!

no,

We need to find an excuse to get by.

Otherwise, if she guesses what I'm thinking, I'll be in big trouble.

Hanabi calmed herself and replied nonchalantly:

"Oh, it's nothing, I just suddenly thought of something happy."

?

For some reason, Xi Yao suddenly felt like laughing.

However, she forced herself to hold back and pressed on, asking:

"What's making you happy?"

Hanabi, without any hesitation, confidently stated:

"Old Sambo has a boyfriend."

In that critical moment, she didn't have time to think too much and could only say whatever came to mind.

Given Old Sambo's personality, I believe he wouldn't care, right?

Xiyao:?

I have a boyfriend now!

Did he know about this himself?

Xi Yao said she almost couldn't hold back.

to be frank,

She was so resilient that she even suspected she was a bouncing bomb.

"Oh……"

"So that's how it is!"

Xi Yao didn't expose Hua Huo's lie, but nodded seriously.

Do you have any photos?

"have!"

Hanabi hurriedly opened her phone, her hands flying across the screen as if searching, but in reality, she was already editing the photo so much it was practically sparking.

Fortunately, thanks to her years of experience as a single woman, she managed to edit the picture before Xi Yao saw it.

In the photo,

Old Sambo was held in the arms of a burly man he had never seen before, as if he were a young, beautiful wife.

Xiyao:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

"Wow!"

"I never expected Old Sambo to still be a zero!"

Seeing that Xi Yao seemed to believe her, Hua Huo breathed a sigh of relief.

He silently admired his own cleverness.

For the Masked Fool, even the most outrageous events are reasonable.

After all, who can blame them when they have a funny god who never goes out of character?

Therefore,

Sambo coming out as gay seems outrageous.

In fact, among all the outrageous things done by the Masked Fools, this is quite reasonable.

Therefore, it's normal for Xi Yao to believe it.

As expected of me! I actually came up with such a perfect excuse!

hee hee~

Now that Xi Yao has believed it, things will be easy from here on out. All we have to do is go along with the act and get it over with.

And so, Hanabi instantly got into character.

She nodded in complete agreement:

"yes!"

"I didn't expect that either."

"If he hadn't let it slip, even I wouldn't have known."

"This guy is really something."

"He could have easily told us about this!"

"Would we be prejudiced against him or even stop being friends with him just because he likes men?"

Xi Yao frowned, looking somewhat angry.

good chance!

The fireworks instantly brightened my eyes.

Xi Yao seemed very angry, so she could use this topic to draw attention to Old Sangbo!

If she could just get away with this, she could easily get a statement from Sang Botong and cover it all up.

At worst, she could agree to help old Sangbo this once.

So, following Xi Yao's lead, Hua Huo continued:

"Yeah yeah!"

"We're friends!"

"How could you discriminate against him over such a trivial matter?"

Seeing that Hanabi was on the same side as her, Xi Yao seemed quite satisfied.

She reached out and hugged Hanabi's waist, laughing happily.

"Right!"

"Not even us, let alone the brothers and sisters in the tavern, would mock him over this!"

"If you don't believe me, I'll post this in the group right now!"

"Yeah! Even the brothers and sisters in the tavern... eh?"

Hanabi suddenly looked up and realized that something seemed wrong, but it was too late.

Xi Yao had already taken out her phone and sent the photo that Hua Huo had sent her to the Masked Fool's group chat.

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Group name: (Believe in a loving family)

(I never lie): Sambo and his boyfriend.jpg

Wishing my best friend Sambo and her boyfriend a long and happy life together! May their love be stronger than gold!

(Hahahahahahahahaha): ?

(Please download the anti-fraud app): Dude? Is this really that exciting?

(Hajimi North and South Green Beans): Holy crap! I have to sit up and take a look!

(I'm gay): Ugh! Why doesn't Old Sambo talk to her?

(The Tavern's First Affection): ? ? ?

……

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"no?"

Why did you post the photos in the group chat?!

"It's fine!"

Xi Yao patted Hua Huo's shoulder to comfort her:

"We, the Masked Fools, have a strong sense of unity."

"I believe that no one will mock Old Sambo over such a small matter."

Before she could finish speaking, both Xi Yao and Hua Huo's phones simultaneously emitted a series of rapid beeping sounds.

When I checked my phone, I saw that Xi Yao's message had caused a stir in the tavern's group chat.

The masked fools copied and pasted Xi Yao's message and tagged Sangbo.

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(Hahahahahahahaha): Sambo and his boyfriend.jpg

Wishing my best friend Sambo and his boyfriend a long and happy life together! May their love be stronger than gold! (@UncleHanLegs)

(Please download the anti-fraud app): Sambo and his boyfriend.jpg

Wishing my best friend Sambo and his boyfriend a long and happy life together! May their love be stronger than gold! (@UncleHanLegs)

(Hajime North and South Green Beans): Sambo and his boyfriend.jpg

Wishing my best friend Sambo and his boyfriend a long and happy life together! May their love be stronger than gold! (@UncleHanLegs)

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"See, no one's mocking old Sambo, is they?"

……

Without you, Kaffa!

Hanabi was utterly devastated.

She hadn't expected Xi Yao to be so ruthless, sending it directly to the Masked Fool's group chat.

If only Xi Yao knew, it would be fine.

Old Sambo is a bit easier to accept.

But now all the masked fools know.

How is she going to explain this to old Sambo?

and many more……

It seems like there's no need to explain!

Wouldn't that be better?

Hanabi suddenly realized what was happening.

Isn't it fun to mess with old Sambo?

Well done, Xi Yao!

Ciallo～(∠・ω＜)⌒★

at the same time……

Upper Belberg area.

"Take care, and please feel free to contact me if you need anything!"

Old Sambo saw off a nobleman with a fawning expression, then smiled contentedly as he looked at the thick wad of banknotes in his hand.

Oh dear!

Without those two living fathers, this is really lucky!

Hahahahaha!

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep!"

My phone beeped with a loud message notification.

Sambo opened it with a smile.

What's going on? Why is someone tagging me on QQ in the group?

He opened the group chat of the Masked Fool.

After seeing the content inside, I felt like I had been struck by lightning.

Not a girl?

Again?

Why do you always target me and mess with me?!

I'm truly impressed!

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

My friend seemed a bit listless.

The young author offered to treat her to barbecue.

But she refused.

They said they didn't want the young author to spend money.

My little cuties, please help me analyze this.

Is my friend playing hard to get, or is he genuinely considering the young author's best interests?

1. Feigning indifference to lure the prey

2. It really saves money for young authors.

The young author should observe further.

Love you all~

ど＞ ᎑ ＜う♡