Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"The learned and knowledgeable are truly admirable!"

"Therefore, you shouldn't praise Him!"

"We should treat Him like a subordinate, summoning him at will and dismissing him at will!"

"If you're in a bad mood, you can even yell at Him a couple of times!"

"That will make Him feel good!"

"He will appear when he is in a good mood."

Xi Yao's expression was very serious, and she didn't seem to be joking at all.

Black Tower closed his eyes and rested his right hand on his forehead.

Her head is a little sore now.

I thought that since Xi Yao was being so serious, she might actually be going to reveal some really important news.

result……

The news is quite significant.

But this looks so fake!

"Do you want to listen to what you're saying?"

"As expected, even you, Sister Black Tower, don't believe it!"

"I didn't believe it at first when I heard the news because it sounded really outrageous."

"But that's okay, I'll demonstrate it for you and you'll understand!"

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Looking at Xi Yao's confident expression,

Black Tower's resolve wavered.

An absurd thought suddenly popped into her mind.

Could it be... she wasn't joking?

Is everything she said true?

Was it true that the Venerable Master Bo Shi Zun was in love?

However, the idea was rejected by the Black Tower as soon as it came up.

Can't you?

This looks like something Xi Yao made up on the spot to tease me!

but……

Judging from Xi Yao's expression, she doesn't seem to be joking!

Black Tower silently stared at Xi Yao.

She wanted to see what tricks Xi Yao could come up with.

If you dare to play games with her, not only will the massage you promised be canceled,

She was going to punish Xi Yao severely!

Xi Yao cleared her throat, then pointed at the air and shouted:

"You audacious little Bo! Why don't you come out and pay your respects to this big sister of mine?"

"Do I have to go and ask you?"

"Why aren't you coming out and apologizing right now?"

"Otherwise, don't blame me for punching your eyes out!"

As she spoke, Xi Yao raised her little fist and waved it, seemingly ready to give Bo Shizun a good punch.

However, she actually took out a USB flash drive with her other hand.

Black Tower: ...

As expected of Xi Yao, isn't she?

That's quite abstract!

She was actually trying to threaten a star god.

How could such an outrageous statement possibly attract the attention of the Venerable Master Boshi?

That's absolutely impossible!

"Buzz!"

A slightly muffled buzzing sound rang out.

Next second,

A figure with a single, crimson eye appeared.

His body was enormous, like a divine being, with gears and cables intricately intertwined.

The figure on the black tower was extremely familiar; it was none other than "Master of Broad Knowledge".

Black Tower:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Not a buddy?

The Venerable Master actually appeared?

Ah? ? ?

Could it be that He truly loves?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

How could a star god possibly be in love?

I understand!

It must be that Xi Yao scolded Him, and He got angry!

That's why they showed up!

In other words, He must have come to settle scores with Xi Yao.

This is troublesome.

"Master of Knowledge" might make a move against Xi Yao!

Black Tower immediately tensed up.

Although Xi Yao can be quite despicable at times, it's undeniable that she has helped Black Tower a lot, and Black Tower has come to regard her as a friend.

She couldn't bear to watch her friend get into danger!

Looks like I need to be prepared to disconnect at any time!

It's a pity to miss seeing "Master Boshi" now, as it's a rare opportunity.

But saving Xi Yao's life is more important.

Black Tower glanced at Xi Yao, who was not far away, with a look of disappointment and frustration.

That Xi Yao is really something.

They have no sense of proportion when it comes to jokes.

They even dare to threaten the Star God.

Oh well, what can I do? She's my friend.

She was just trying to help out of kindness.

The method was just a bit too dangerous.

The Black Tower summoned the system panel, ready to disconnect at any time.

as predicted,

After the "Master of Broad Knowledge" appeared, he completely ignored the black tower beside him.

The enormous body slowly turned until it was directly facing Xi Yao.

Its single, scarlet eye gleamed with an eerie light, staring intently at Xi Yao.

Xi Yao, however, was not afraid at all. She stood tall and looked straight into His eyes.

However, her body appeared far too small in front of the enormous "Erudite Venerable".

Xi Yao is really something else!

Can't you tell that "Bo Shi Zun" is angry?

Are you still provoking Him?

suddenly,

"Master of Knowledge" trembled slightly, as if he was about to do something.

Buhou!

Xi Yao is in danger!

Black Tower immediately reached for the button to disconnect.

Just as her finger was about to touch the screen,

"Bo Shi Zun" bowed to Xi Yao, and his huge body emitted a cold, mechanical sound.

"Hello, Sister Xi Yao!"

"Xiao Bo is late, I'm sorry!"

Xi Yao nodded in satisfaction.

"Alright, since your apology was fairly sincere, I won't pursue this matter this time!"

She slowly flew up and patted the thick metal shell on the top of "Erudite Venerable's" head, saying:

"This will not be repeated!"

Black Tower: (○o○)

No?

What are these two talking about?

The Black Tower's worldview was immediately and severely impacted.

She initially thought Xi Yao was joking with her, so she casually made up some unofficial history.

After all, it's simply too outrageous for the dignified God of Wisdom and Profound Knowledge to be in love with such a thing.

It looks fake no matter how you look at it.

but now,

Xi Yao scolded him.

Even the "Master of Knowledge," who was threatened with having his eyes blown out by her, not only wasn't angry, but actually apologized to Xi Yao?

So Xi Yao wasn't lying; Bo Shi Zun really was in love?

Ah? ? ?

No?

Where did this come from?

Is this still the simulated universe and the learned Venerable she knew?

For a moment, Black Tower stood there dumbfounded.

A ring of white light appeared on the top of her head.

"Sizzle sizzle..."

For the first time in his life, Black Tower felt as if his brain wasn't quite up to par.

Seeing the bewildered expression on Black Tower's face,

Xi Yao's lips were already starting to tremble with suppressed smirk.

Black Tower Sister looks so adorable in her bewildered state!

So cute!

No!

You can't laugh yet!

but……

It's so hard to hold back laughter!

finally,

With the power of pleasure, she has a strong ability to control her facial expressions.

Xi Yao then suppressed the corners of her mouth that were almost pointing to the sky.

She casually stretched out her hand, waved it in front of the black tower, and asked in confusion:

"Sister Black Tower, what's wrong?"

"No...it's nothing."

Hei Ta looked at Xi Yao with a complicated expression.

Xi Yao was earnestly helping her, but she didn't trust Xi Yao at all.

She felt extremely guilty.

She opened her arms and hugged Xi Yao, whispering:

"sorry."

"?"

A little bewildered by the Black Tower's sudden enthusiasm, Xi Yao asked in return:

"Sister Black Tower, why are you apologizing?"

"It's nothing."

Black Tower didn't explain, but slowly released Xi Yao and said:

Let's continue.

That's really strange...

Xi Yao scratched her head, not thinking much of it.

"Sister Black Tower, just tell me what you need, and Xiao Bo will do his best to fulfill it."

Hei Ta Chao Xi Yao nodded, indicating that she understood.

She slowly took two steps forward, looked at the enormous figure before her, and said with utmost seriousness:

"Omniscient being, ask me a question!"

The crimson light in the single eye of "Master of Knowledge" flickered, as if he was pondering what question to ask.

A moment later, the cold, mechanical voice rang out again.

"Black Tower, why is your head so pointy?"

Black Tower: ? ? ?

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P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Despicable friend!

They actually attacked the author while he was petting the cat!

Scratching your back!

This grudge,

The young author has taken note!

I didn't originally intend to use such drastic measures.

I feel a little sorry for my friend.

Now I feel completely free of guilt.

Are you ready for the author's revenge?

Hehehe~

Hehehehehe~

Love you all~

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