Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Hi hi hi!"

"I'm fucking back!"

"Bang!"

Xi Yao raised her foot and kicked the brown wooden door in front of her.

"Thump!"

The heavy wooden door crashed to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Inside the room, Xing is sitting at the computer desk playing games: o(▼皿▼メ;)o

"Are you sick in the head?!"

"Why did you come back and kick down my door?"

"You should kick your own ass!"

"That won't work."

Xi Yao put her hands on her hips, shook her head decisively, and rejected Xing's suggestion.

"My bedroom door was custom-made for me by Himeko's mother!"

"I'd be heartbroken if you broke it!"

"..."

"Wasn't my bedroom door made by Himeko's mother?"

"So you don't care if it's not yours?"

"So what?"

There wasn't a trace of remorse on Xi Yao's face for kicking down Xing's door.

She strolled slowly to Xing's side and said in a very arrogant tone:

"I'm not only going to kick down your door, I'm also going to turn off your monitor and unplug your mouse!"

As she spoke, Xi Yao casually turned off Xing's monitor.

"Xiyao!"

"What are you doing!"

"This is my qualifying match!"

Xing quickly turned the monitor back on.

Okay,

Nothing unexpected happened during the period when the screen was black.

Although he was very angry about Xi Yao's behavior,

But this is a promotion match for Star.

For the time being, she could only suppress her anger and focus on the operation.

She was playing a mid-lane AP mage assassin.

The opponent was an AD assassin.

We are all assassins.

These kinds of matches are usually intense, one-shot kills at a time.

It all comes down to who can find an opportunity and capitalize on the other's mistake.

Xing was completely focused on his lane, ignoring Xi Yao beside him.

Suddenly, she noticed a huge opening in the enemy mid laner's defenses.

This made her instantly overjoyed.

"A great opportunity!"

She immediately maneuvered her character and rushed forward.

A single combo brought the opponent down to a sliver of health.

Next, just one basic attack is all it takes to achieve a solo kill!

however,

At this most crucial moment,

She suddenly realized that her character had stopped moving!

No matter how many times she clicked the mouse, nothing happened!

She quickly checked the situation.

Looking up, she found Xi Yao smiling at her, holding the wireless interface of a mouse.

"Holy crap!"

"Stop messing around!"

"Give it back to me right now!"

She immediately snatched the connector from Xi Yao's hand and plugged it back in.

However, it was already too late.

The enemy mid-laner, whose character was on the verge of death, stood still. Seizing the opportunity, he unleashed a smooth combo and took her down.

Star: o(≧口≦)o

"Gaia!!!"

She stood up angrily, her golden eyes fixed on Xi Yao, and roared, word by word:

"I...said...I...this...advancement...match, are you...deaf...?"

"ah???"

"Do you know how much effort I put into this promotion match?"

"Every quiet night, while everyone else is asleep, I'm still training hard!"

"Five years!"

"I trained for five whole years!"

"Do you know how I've spent the last five years?"

"But you!"

"Because of you!!!"

"I just got killed by the enemy with a sliver of health left! I gave up first blood!"

Do you know what "first blood" means in this game?

"This means I've already missed my chance!"

"A slow start leads to a slow start in everything!"

"Because of this first blood, I'm very likely to lose this promotion match!"

"I'll tell you!"

"If I lose this promotion match because of your interference, I'll..."

Facing the aggressive Xing, Xi Yao remained calm and even felt a little amused.

She slowly took something out from behind her back.

"So what are you going to do about it?"

Xing, who had just been quite fierce, changed his expression after seeing what Xi Yao was holding.

The murderous aura emanating from him vanished instantly.

Her eyes were wide open like saucers.

After a brief moment of surprise, a sudden burst of intense joy erupted.

"This...this is!"

"One of only 10 of these 'King of Trash Cans' figures available in the entire universe!"

She's been dreaming of owning this figure!

Because there are only ten of them in the entire universe, they have always been in high demand but unavailable for sale.

The last time a "King of Trash Cans" figurine was sold, it fetched a high price of 500 billion credits!

Even if you sold her, you wouldn't have that much money!

She thought she would never have the chance to own this figurine in her lifetime.

Unexpectedly, the "King of Trash Cans" figurine actually appeared in front of her.

Xi Yao casually tossed the figurine toward Xing.

Xing hurriedly caught the figurine, gave Xi Yao a somewhat resentful look, and muttered under her breath:

Be careful!

What if such a precious figurine is damaged?

However, Xi Yao completely ignored her.

She was controlling the character Xing, randomly pressing skill buttons.

Unsurprisingly, Xing's game character died several more times.

The record became 0-5-0.

She picked up the shelf next to her, removed the keycaps from the keyboard one by one, and then casually tossed them onto the bed next to her.

Keycaps, you are free!

She ran to Xing's bed and carelessly threw the dolls and pillows on the floor.

After doing all this, Xi Yao raised an eyebrow at Chao Xing provocatively and said in an extremely irritating tone:

"Tell me, what are you planning to do?"

At this moment, Xing no longer possessed any of the fierce aura he had shown before.

Xi Yao gave her a Trash Can King figurine worth 50 billion!

Let alone losing a qualifying match and then causing trouble in the room.

Even if they delete her account and demolish her room, she would still praise Xi Yao for her strong hands-on skills!

Even if Xi Yao makes some excessive demands,

It's not that she can't agree.

She carefully placed the "King of Trash Cans" figurine down, rubbed her hands together, and gave a fawning smile.

"Of course, I'm going to order a delicious takeout for my dear sister to treat her properly!"

As she spoke, Xing immediately took out her phone and ordered an Ultimate Giant Family Bucket at lightning speed, along with several milk teas and sundaes.

After doing all this, Xing then very attentively came up behind Xi Yao and massaged her shoulders.

"Thank you, Xiyao~"

"Xi Yao is so nice~"

"The food will be here soon!"

"Um!"

Xi Yao nodded in satisfaction.

Just then, footsteps came from the doorway.

Himeko looked at the door lying on the ground, then glanced at the messy room not far away, glared at Xiyao and Xing, and shook her head helplessly.

That little rascal Xi Yao is really something, causing such a commotion as soon as she got back.

Unfortunately, Ah Xing is also a demon.

The two of them together can never stay quiet for a moment!

"Alright, little ones, stop playing for now."

"Come to the observation car, the train is about to undergo a leap."

"Okay!"

Xi Yao leaped forward and rushed to Ji Zi's side, embracing her.

The three of them arrived at the observation car.

Apart from Danheng, who was absent as usual,

Almost everyone else was there.

Walter sat on the sofa as always.

March 7th and Fireworks sat together, seemingly chatting.

Besides them, there was another special guest.

The mysterious woman who made her move, the Black Swan.

Upon seeing Xi Yao appear, the Black Swan's expression froze, and she involuntarily took a few steps back.

Xi Yao originally wanted to go and say hello to her, and tease her.

But then the train's announcement came on.

"Attention passengers!"

"The train is about to jump over!"

"Repeated! The train is about to jump to Pah!"

"Please sit tight and hold onto your handkerchief!"

"Leap countdown, huh!"

"5!"

"4!"

Xi Yao sat down on the sofa by the window and quietly waited for the leap.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

A bizarre and surreal scene unfolded before my eyes.

When they came to their senses, the train had already completed the jump.

Xi Yao slowly stood up, looked at the dark universe outside the window, and smiled slightly.

"Tibo, Aya, Cat, Fengjin, Diebao, Little Caesar, Heather, Xilian."

"Here I come!"

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