Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Aaaaaah!"

"Holy crap! Holy crap!"

"Holy crap, I want to go home!"

"I want to go home!!!! Holy crap!!!"

Xia Die looked bewildered as she watched Hanabi writhe and crawl on the ground like a maggot, muttering nonsensical words.

"Xi Yao, what's wrong with her?"

"I can't reach it!"

Xi Yao spread her hands, looking completely innocent:

"You got food poisoning from eating boiled black-backed bass, didn't you?"

"Boiled blackback sea bass?"

"What is that?" Xia Die asked curiously.

"It's a very famous dish from my hometown."

"It tastes delicious, but it requires a high level of skill to cook."

"If it's not cooked thoroughly, eating it can cause hallucinations."

For a traveler, Teyvat was indeed her home in a way.

So she wasn't lying.

"oh!"

Xia Die nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

"You mean, perhaps Lady Hanabi is hallucinating?"

"Another inch!"

"What should we do then?"

Hanabi came along on her own initiative, wanting to help.

If anything happens to her, Xia Die will feel really guilty.

and,

If fireworks go crazy

Does that mean her novels will have no female protagonist?

Xia Die's bright purple eyes were filled with deep worry.

Xi Yao waved her hand dismissively:

"It's alright, don't worry about her."

"Let her go crazy for a while, she'll come to her senses on her own."

"Is this really okay?"

Xia Die hesitated for a moment.

Fireworks are their companions.

She's hallucinating now, and they're not doing anything, which seems a bit inappropriate.

"It's fine."

"She won't die that easily."

"Besides, we have no other choice, do we?"

"If there were a way, we would have helped her already."

"Don't worry, she won't blame us."

Xi Yao gently squeezed Xia Die's small hand to comfort her.

"Too."

Xia Die glanced at the fireworks lying on the ground and smiled apologetically.

"It seems I'll have to trouble you, Xi Yao, to carry her for a bit."

after all,

With her constitution that kills anyone she touches,

If you let her hold you

That firework might be a bit dead.

So far,

Only Xi Yao is immune to this ability.

Xi Yao pouted.

Embracing fireworks?

Even dogs won't be hugged!

Under Xia Die's shocked gaze,

Xi Yao grabbed the back of Hua Huo's clothes and lifted her up like a chick.

"Forehead……"

Seeing this, Xia Die hesitated to speak.

However, she ultimately said nothing.

Fireworks is Xiyao's girlfriend.

Xi Yao could use whatever position she wanted.

This is none of her business.

and……

Maybe Hanabi just likes this kind of thing?

Without knowing the details, Xia Die decided not to interfere with Xi Yao's decision.

"Ahhhhh!"

"Help!!!"

"Don't bite me!"

"Wait! You can't do that!"

Fireworks writhe wildly, like a mudfish thrown ashore.

He also occasionally uttered words that sounded like those of tigers and wolves.

Soon after, looking at the fireworks on the ground that resembled rice dumplings, Xi Yao nodded in satisfaction.

"Now she finally behaved herself."

"Let's go, Sister Xia Die."

"Um!"

Xia Die blushed and nodded slightly.

She glanced at the immobilized fireworks and sighed inwardly:

That's a really practiced move!

This is clearly not the first time.

Xi Yao and Lord Hua Huo seemed so innocent, I never expected them to be like this...

You really can't judge a book by its cover!

that's it,

Xi Yao carried the fireworks and the butterfly and walked a little further before finally seeing a large door.

The dilapidated door slowly opened.

Xi Yao and Xia Die finally arrived in the city.

Xi Yao and Xia Die casually tossed the firework-shaped rice dumplings aside and stood on a platform, gazing at the scene inside the city.

This long-abandoned city is now in a state of utter devastation.

The Styx River, shimmering with purple light, had already flowed into the city.

Dilapidated wooden crates and various miscellaneous items floated on the water.

Seeing her hometown in such a dilapidated state, Xia Die couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness.

Xi Yao gently took her hand, said nothing, and quietly stayed with her.

Xia Die smiled at her, indicating that she was alright.

Just then...

The firework-shaped rice dumpling lying on the ground not far away suddenly trembled and opened its eyes.

"Ugh! (Xi Yao! You *Kafka*)... Ugh??? (Hmm? Why can't I speak?)"

In my dream, I was teased by two ghost-faced spiders for a long time.

She finally realized what was happening.

He had fallen under an illusion.

The only one who could trick her, a master of illusion, without her even realizing it, was Xi Yao.

She initially thought there were ghosts here.

It turns out it was Xi Yao who was behind it all!

This guy,

They're bullying her again!

That's absolutely outrageous!

Having finally found a flaw and broken the illusion, the first thing she did upon waking was to start cursing.

Then I realized my situation.

Hearing the noise, Xi Yao and Xia Die quickly walked over.

"Ugh! Ugh!!! (Xi Yao! You bastard! Let me go!)"

Fireworks glared angrily at Xi Yao, seemingly saying something unintelligible.

"Ugh!"

Xi Yao gently patted her shoulder:

"Dukhun Bagu brothers!"

"You're welcome!"

?

"Mmmmmm! (Thank you, Kaffa!)"

She knew that Xi Yao could definitely understand what she was saying.

This guy is deliberately trying to disgust her.

I'm in a panic!

She panicked!

Hahahahahaha!

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Xi Yao could indeed understand it.

After all, Hanabi's anger was written all over her face.

You don't even need to think to know what this guy is talking about.

"Xi Yao, can you understand what she's saying?"

Xia Die couldn't understand the encrypted conversation between Xi Yao and Hua Huo, so she asked a question out of curiosity.

Xi Yao explained in a very serious tone:

"Oh, didn't I turn her into a rice dumpling?"

"Although it restricts her freedom, it prevents her from getting hurt by moving around and bumping into things."

"She's thanking me."

Hanabi:?

How could you say something like that?

I have never seen such a shameless person!

Looking at Hua Huo glaring fiercely at Xi Yao, a hint of hesitation flashed in Xia Die's eyes.

This……

Are you sure you're expressing gratitude?

"Ugh! (Let me go right now!)"

Xi Yao didn't let go of her immediately, but slowly squatted down, helped Hua Huo up, and then said in a voice that only the two of them could hear:

"That's right! I did it."

"Ugh! (You *Kafka*)"

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush!"

"Because there's no use in rushing."

"I don't want Xia Die to know about this, understand?"

Fireworks sneered:

"Ugh! Ugh! (Do you think I'll listen to you?)"

"You can!"

Xi Yao smiled confidently:

"You can!"

She reached out and gently touched Hanabi's face:

"Sister Hanabi, you don't want me to see the secrets on your phone, do you?"

Hanabi's eyes widened instantly, her face filled with disbelief.

"Ugh! (You!)"

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

I heard some cuties are going back to school?

That young author should try harder to update more often!

However, the author cannot guarantee that either.

After all, the young author is someone who relies on his current state of mind.

When you're not in a good state,

I really can't write it.

It can only be squeezed out little by little, like squeezing toothpaste.

Sometimes, just managing to update twice a week is already doing my best.

However, the young author assures...

I will definitely try my best to write it.

I'll try to finish at least three updates a day.

As for friends...

Let her go play somewhere else!

Love you all~

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