Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Pleasure Archive 091

Unlike other cycles of reincarnation,

This cyclical script is exceptionally enjoyable.

just because,

Xi Lian is not in this script.

Arie Miche,

The soft sunlight shone on the golden wheat field, reflecting dazzling golden light.

And in the very center of that wheat field,

A girl with long pink hair, dressed in a pink wedding gown and wearing a veil, reached out her slender hand and plucked at the ears of wheat.

With a slight push of the toes, she twirled joyfully through the wheat field.

That feeling was absolutely wonderful!

As the veil fluttered in the breeze

Beneath that long pink hair was... Lai... Lai Gu Shi?

Yes, that's right!

This is indeed a romantic ancient scholar unlike any other.

And today,

It was the day she got married.

On the distant country path,

A figure dressed in a black suit, holding flowers, is gradually approaching.

The figure looked rather thin, suggesting that he had been working too hard.

There was a happy smile on his face.

Who is this happy groom?

He's...Kennedy??

It seems that in this cycle of reincarnation, Kenneth has become male.

And she even became a couple with Romantic Guy!

He quickly walked up to Romantic Guy, picked her up, and spun her around.

"Slower!"

"Slow down!"

Romantic Guy playfully patted Kenneth's back.

However, Kenneth showed no sign of stopping, and instead shouted loudly:

"Answer me first!"

Do you love me?

"like!"

"Speak louder, I can't hear you!"

"like!!!"

"Louder!"

"like!!!!!!"

With a resounding declaration of love, Kenneth finally put Romantic Guy down.

Romantic Guy threw himself into Kenneth's arms and whispered in his ear:

"Do you love me?"

Without hesitation, Kenneth shouted to the sky:

"I love it so much!!!"

Romantic Guy released Kenneth, turned and ran into the wheat field, laughing as he ran.

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm so happy!"

Kenneth followed behind Romantic Goose, shouting loudly as well:

"I'm so happy too!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

They ran all the way back to Arimitshe.

A grand wedding was held.

In the stillness of the night,

Kenneth carried Romantic Guy into the bridal chamber.

"Darling, kiss me."

"Um."

Kenneth and Romantic Goode had three children and lived happily ever after.

Beyond mythology,

Laigushi himself, who was forced to witness all of this, was dumbfounded.

This is damn good.

Poet!

Ah? ? ?

Xi Yao responded to this by saying:

You're definitely not human!

No problem!

Hahahaha!

Ciallo～(∠・ω＜)⌒★

Pleasure Archive 111

Divine Enlightenment Tree Garden

"Ring ring ring!"

As the clear bell rang,

Countless students poured out of the classrooms.

"Wuhu!"

"Finally, get out of class is over!"

"Target: the cafeteria! Let's go!"

Several boys dashed out like arrows released from a bow, vying for the first bite of fresh food.

Some people were in no hurry, since the cafeteria had plenty of food and they didn't have to worry about not getting a meal.

Going there immediately would actually be too crowded.

It's better to go back to the dorm first, put your things down, rest for a while, and then come out again.

of course,

Some boys and girls walked hand in hand toward the school gate, their youthful faces showing the confusion and shyness of their younger selves.

Obviously,

They were planning to go on a date.

As for whether he'll come back or not...

That's hard to say.

Just when everyone was excited...

One classroom remained closed, and not a single student emerged from it.

And the one teaching inside was Professor Anaxagoras.

It was indeed intentional on his part to prolong the time.

But this is not going overtime.

because,

This is actually an exam.

At that moment, Xia Tai was fully aware of the abilities of his students.

The original time was simply not enough for them to answer all the questions.

That's why he deliberately extended the exam time.

however……

It turns out that

He overestimated his students.

Even with extra time,

In the end, only Kaze Sumire finished answering the questions.

Although Xia Die didn't finish answering all the questions, she barely passed.

Bai E was in a terrible situation; large sections of his exam paper were blank.

As everyone knows,

You can be clueless about other things.

But if you don't know math, you really don't know it.

Although very unwilling, Bai E had no choice but to hand in the exam paper.

"Sigh, I failed another course."

"Never mind, let's go get something to eat first."

"I was starving from taking the exam."

Bai Er walked out of the classroom dejectedly.

But then I saw a familiar face on a bench not far away.

Dressed casually, Wan Di waved his hand dismissively:

"Let's go play ball."

"..."

Why don't you ask me how my exam went?

Wan Di, who was about to leave, raised an eyebrow:

Is there a risk of failing?

Bai E: "..."

He was momentarily speechless.

Bai E reached out and gently punched Wan Di.

"Can't you give me any face?"

Wan Di smiled:

"You still have that thing?"

"..."

"Alright, stop dawdling and get to play ball."

"I can't wait to torture you."

Bai Er smiled dismissively:

"hehe!"

"It's hard to say who's abusing whom!"

After a thoroughly enjoyable battle...

finally,

This basketball matchup,

Bai E has a slight advantage.

But Wan Di was clearly not convinced.

then,

They agreed to go to Wan Di's place that evening.

Let's fight again, using a game as our medium.

Sweating profusely, the two got a meal at the cafeteria.

They arrived at the house Wan Di rented.

Bai Er had just finished showering and was only wearing shorts.

Wan Di had already entered the bathroom.

Their eyes met, and the atmosphere became somewhat awkward for a moment.

Wan Di was just about to say something to ease the awkwardness,

Bai E suddenly raised his head, pointed at Wan Di, and shouted:

"Hurry up and get clean and wait for me!"

Wan Di: ...

This guy!

What kind of outrageous and inappropriate things are they saying?!

They clearly just wanted to settle things with a one-on-one game.

After Bai E said that, people who didn't know the situation might have thought that the two of them were going to have a relationship...

Ignoring the simple-minded man,

Wan Di took a shower by himself.

The two sat on the sofa and began a passionate solo battle.

The two players took turns winning and making plays, keeping the score very close.

After two and a half hours of fierce fighting,

Bai E's hand trembled slightly.

Ultimately, Wan Di defeated him in two consecutive matches, winning the SOLO match.

Looking out at the pitch-black night,

Bai E scratched his head.

"Oh no, it's so late!"

"Going back at this time is considered late."

He turned around and looked at Wan Di with anticipation:

"that……"

Wan Di: ...

"Alright, alright, you can stay here tonight."

Since there is only one bed here,

then……

Bai'er chose to sleep on the ground.

Wan Di stared at Bai E for a while, then...

She lay down silently beside him.

Bai E: ?

Why did you come down?

Wan Di remained expressionless.

"I suddenly feel like sleeping on the floor."

Bai E's eyes lit up:

"Then I'm going to sleep in the bed."

Having said that, he immediately leaped up and lay down on Wan Di's bed.

Wan Di: ...

"White Calamity!"

"Get out of here!!!"

Bai E, who had been kicked out of the bedroom, scratched his head in bewilderment.

"Didn't he say he wanted to sleep on the floor?"

"This bed is just sitting empty anyway!"

"I really don't understand what this guy is thinking."

Inside the room,

Wan Di clenched his fist.

"White Calamity!"

"You big idiot!!!"

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