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"I've left my grandma in the secret realm..."

January on the mainland.

Canglan City, beyond the Dragon Vein Secret Realm.

Yunxi clung to the guard's leg, her voice filled with grief: "Please, just let me in..."

"..."

The rules of the cultivation world are truly inhumane.

In the past half hour, Yunxi combined various tragic stories of ancient and modern people from all over the world, such as the beautiful donkey, Snow White, the stepmother, and the little girl selling bombs, and so on.

She perfectly fabricated a tragic backstory for herself.

A father who died young, a mother who remarried, a great-grandmother who got lost, a home that was confiscated, and a broken woman.

After telling the whole story, I was so tired that my lips were sore from talking so much. It was a story that made everyone who heard it feel sad and brought tears to their eyes.

The swordsman next to him listened with great interest, munching on sunflower seeds.

However, the guardian simply tossed her aside and mechanically offered the official explanation: "The secret realm has been closed."

"But you can come back in three years, maybe you can catch your great-grandmother's second child."

The teleportation mirror will issue a reminder before it closes and will automatically remove any outsiders left inside when it closes.

If someone fails to exit or is lucky enough to fall into the legacy, the teleportation mirror cannot be closed.

The guardian in charge of opening and closing the secret realm is a middle-aged talisman cultivator. He said that he has been a security guard for many years and has always been conscientious and would never secretly keep someone's grandma.

There are quite a few opportunists who, unable to seize great opportunities themselves, start eyeing others', hoping to take advantage of the secret realm's closure to sneak in and snatch up treasures that others couldn't take due to time constraints.

Over the years, he had heard many outrageous stories, but this was the first time he had encountered one so absurd. The border guard looked at her with utter disdain: "Where did this little liar come from? Who can you fool with that excuse?"

Yunxi forced a smile and said, "I wasn't lying..."

"I'd be a monster if I lied to you."

After saying that, Yunxi looked up at the sky guiltily, since she wasn't human when she transmigrated anyway.

Besides, she wasn't really lying... right?

In her past life, her father died early and her mother remarried. She grew up in an orphanage and later became a farm worker in the agricultural field. Her salary was low, her work was tiring, and she thought about quitting every day, but she received full attendance bonuses every month.

He was like an ox or a horse, never at rest his whole life; now that he has a moment of leisure, he sleeps with the mountains.

She died suddenly after working overtime non-stop, and when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in a bizarre and brainless novel that she had read before, one that had distorted values.

Someone who transmigrates into a book is a treasure.

Someone transmigrated into a book and became a blade of grass.

Yun hope is really amazing; she transformed into a vine.

It is a vine that was born in the secret realm, grew in the secret realm, and the Great Healer is very likely also in the secret realm as cannon fodder.

In this ridiculous novel's setting, her scientific name is Snake Blood Vine, and she is described as fast-growing, highly resilient, and affordable.

Broadly speaking, many elixirs and magical artifacts contain its ingredients.

On a smaller scale, it can also be used for animal feeding, kidnapping, making clothes, hanging, making small whips, and playing SM games...

It is a very versatile and inexpensive product.

In conclusion, she is indeed not human.

The original author was a real scoundrel...

The female protagonist of the book, Shen Qingqing, is a daughter of heaven with great fortune, a divine-grade lightning spiritual root with outstanding talent, and the beloved junior sister of the Qingyun Sect. She gets into trouble but someone else takes the blame, and she has countless admirers.

The male protagonist, Mo Chen, is a young master of the demon race who was sealed by a powerful righteous cultivator. His remaining divine consciousness accidentally enters the female protagonist's body, becoming a cheat code on her path to growth.

In short, their story is like a cultivation version of Wang Baochuan and Ximen Qing.

The female lead helps the male lead regain his physical body and unconditionally gives him the resources she has obtained on multiple occasions. The male lead overhears various useful and righteous information inside the female lead's body...

The two characters experience a series of short stories that might give readers breast hyperplasia, culminating in the male protagonist's rise to power and the demon race's successful unification of the Yuan Yue continent.

The female protagonist's sect was wiped out, and she tearfully forgave the male protagonist on behalf of her deceased fellow sect members. They then lived happily ever after.

Hehe...

In this book, anyone who competes with the male and female protagonists for resources or makes them unhappy is a villain, and none of them have a good ending.

The original owner of the body accidentally tripped the female lead while growing vines and was beaten to death by the male lead. The female lead took the body away and then cut it into eighteen pieces, made eighteen peace knots, and gave them to her eighteen sycophants, including the male lead.

Fun fact: Eighteen is the limit for the original corpse, not the female lead.

In the finale, the male and female leads celebrate their victory by flying into the air on their swords, looking down at the Yuan Yue Continent that had been devoured by the demons. They take out the peace knot, which is almost a family heirloom, and exchange a sticky, lingering look, a look that seems to last a lifetime...

To say her character is important is an understatement, as she only appears in two chapters.

To say she's unimportant is an exaggeration, yet the peace knot appears throughout the entire book, in almost every chapter, and is also the token of love between the male and female leads…

Yunxi: …… (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

Fortunately, she transmigrated into the book early. When she transmigrated, she had just received the transformation gift package, and there were still three years before she died and became a token of love.

It's impossible for her to make a peace knot; even if she were to make a knot, she would only make a breast nodule.

As a native vine of the secret realm, Yunxi knows the exact locations of various spiritual plants and treasures in the secret realm. She plans to make a fortune by selling her family property and run away before the male and female protagonists arrive.

however……

Because her family had too much wealth and she was newly transformed and lacked strength, she was easily robbed.

After much deliberation, Yunxi decided to first sell off a portion of her family's assets, then buy a small bag to replace the moving company, perfectly solving all the potential problems of not being able to carry things.

But no matter how much she planned, she never expected that in the hands of human cultivators, such magical scenic spots as secret realms would have opening and closing periods.

The site is open for one month, then closes for three years after that. She had only been out for half a day when her tourist attraction was shut down...

The guardian responsible for opening and closing the gate picked up the teleportation mirror that held her great-grandmother, affixed a wind-controlling talisman to her body, and rose into the wind.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to deliver a sarcastic remark: "I'm going to take you away now, you little brat~"

A gentle breeze swept by, and Yunxi could only watch helplessly as her great-grandmother flew further and further away, reaching out her hand like Erkang's: "No..."

"So cute..."

Now things are really messed up. Not only will they have to wait three years to go home, but they'll also have to pay 3000 spirit stones for a ticket. And by then, they might even have to face the male and female protagonists who are also in the same secret realm...

Yunxi: My heart is bitter, and my life is bitter too.

"Little girl, little girl..."

The sword cultivator uncle, who had been squatting not far away watching the show, was moved to tears by her story and walked over while wiping away his tears.

The middle-aged man, holding a sword in his left hand and a burlap sack in his right, looked like a scavenger. Despite his own hardships, he still extended a helping hand to her: "Need any help?"

"?"

Yunxi looked up, bewildered.

The thought that these seemingly shabby characters in cultivation novels might actually be some reclusive master made me think that they were about to reveal their true colors and show off their power.

She tried to flip the salted fish over, making a final, desperate struggle: "How can I help?"

"Can you take me to steal the teleportation mirror? Or will you take me to find Grandma?"

"No, none of those are..."

The middle-aged man mysteriously opened the sack and casually beckoned her finger upwards.

She felt enveloped by a gentle spiritual energy, and her body became light and airy, and she actually flew up.

Amazing! He really is a reclusive master!

The next second, she was stuffed into a sack by the reclusive master.

The master shouldered the sack, stepped onto his sword, and soared into the air.

He carried Yunxi and flew further and further away, his hurried manner resembling that of a wild monkey that had just escaped from the zoo...

While flying, he said:

"You'll follow me."

"From today onwards, I'll be your great-grandmother~"

Yunxi: ? ? ?

Did it start too fast? Or did I get transported to the wrong book?

Isn't this a fantasy cultivation novel with a strong female protagonist?

Why does she feel like she's going to northern Myanmar?