The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.

With just a couple of flaps of its wings, the chicken flew back to the railing.

Then he shook his head and looked down at the drunkards with an arrogant expression.

Parrots don't have three-dimensional facial features, so you can't really see any specific changes in their expressions.

But at this moment, from the chicken's body language and its emotions, it was very clear to the surrounding tourists that it was rampant.

At the same time, the dozen or so tourists around finally realized what was happening.

The scene immediately erupted in chaos.

"Holy crap! He...he actually jumped!"

"Quickly call the staff! Hurry! This is a chimpanzee, no joke!"

"I told you not to go down, not to go down! But this guy just wouldn't listen!"

"Drinking is harmful!"

"Quickly call the staff! Don't just stand there, someone could really die!"

Even though the tourists were outside the fence, they were as anxious as if they were inside.

Although everyone hates this drunkard, it is still a human life at stake!

Besides, if this drunkard really gets into trouble at the zoo, the zoo will also have to take responsibility.

What will we do if we can no longer see such interesting parrots?

The tourists outside the fence panicked, and the drunkard who had already jumped into the chimpanzee enclosure was even more flustered.

In that instant, he seemed to sober up completely.

Hearing the commotion upstairs, the drunkard immediately lost his composure.

He turned sharply to look upwards, and shouted in a trembling voice:

"You...you...you...stop shouting! I'm dead if you scare the chimpanzee!"

"Go and get some help right now!"

"What are you still standing there for?!"

"Do you have a rope? Throw me one to pull me up!"

When people encounter danger, they can truly break through their own limitations.

Just like now.

Just a moment ago, he was drunk and didn't even know what he was doing, but now he's incredibly clear-headed.

But what was most despairing was that right after the drunkard shouted those few times, he suddenly felt a wave of heat rushing towards him.

Along with it came a faint, unpleasant odor, typical of animals.

The drunkard instinctively turned around and saw a scene he would never forget.

The chimpanzee, Xiao Hei, was standing in front of him with his hands on his hips, his expression indescribably complex, a little sinister and a little smug.

It felt like they were saying: "Hey grandson, why aren't you cursing anymore?"

"Brother Gorilla, I was wrong... I was just joking with you..."

The drunkard slumped to the ground, looking at the chimpanzee in front of him, which wasn't particularly tall, about 1.6 meters high and weighing only 70 or 80 kilograms, and felt utterly terrified.

At this point, I was glad it was just a chimpanzee and not a silverback gorilla, otherwise we could have started the feast right away.

Of course, even though chimpanzees aren't the strongest fighters among gorillas, they're still not something a skinny, drunkard could handle.

Xiao Hei's muscles were clearly defined, and his whole body exuded a savage sense of power.

Although Zizhou Zoo has been poorly managed in the past two years, Chen Feng has never cut back on the animals' food, which has resulted in the animals in the zoo not only not being weak, but being surprisingly robust.

"Little Black! Beat him up! Beat him up!"

"That bastard just insulted you! Little Black, beat him up!"

Everyone panicked, but Chicken Bro just stood there watching the show, not wanting things to get any worse.

They kept stirring the fire on the fence.

Upon hearing this, the drunkard almost burst into tears.

He turned his head sharply, looking at Brother Chicken with a sob in his voice:

"Brother! I was wrong! Please don't say anything! From now on, you're my Brother Bird!"

Perhaps because the drunkard was sincere, Brother Chicken stopped talking at this point.

Meanwhile, some people had already gone to find zoo staff, so the most urgent task at this time was to buy time and attract the chimpanzee's attention.

Try to prevent him from hurting anyone.

As a result, a dozen or so tourists outside the fence kept making noise to attract the chimpanzees below.

Even the tourists who had previously followed the rules and not fed the animals indiscriminately were now throwing all their food at the chimpanzee, hoping to distract it.

"Hey! Little Black! Look this way, bananas!"

"Hey Blackie, I have some apples here!"

"Hey Hei, I have some spicy strips here..."

……

But Xiao Hei seemed to have just eaten and had no interest in the food at all.

Instead, he was very unhappy about the two-legged creatures throwing "trash" into his territory.

A banana hit Xiao Hei, making his face even gloomier.

He picked up the banana from the ground and threw it forcefully over the fence.

Although no one was hit, it gave the tourists outside quite a fright.

At this moment, Xiao Hei did not exhibit any aggressive behavior. Instead, he focused his attention on the bottle in the drunkard's hand.

The pungent smell emanating from the bottle seemed to have a strange attraction for Xiao Hei.

Following Xiao Hei's gaze, the drunkard spotted the half-empty bottle of Erguotou in his hand.

In that instant, he had a flash of inspiration and tentatively offered the bottle of liquor to the chimpanzee, his face full of fawning:

"Hey Blackie... want... a bite?"

Although he still wore a fawning smile, it was quite obvious that the drunkard's hand holding the bottle was trembling uncontrollably.

"Huff huff..."

Xiao Hei exhaled two heavy breaths, glanced warily at the drunkard, and then at the bottle of liquor he was holding.

Then, surprisingly, he actually took the bottle tentatively.

Amidst the bewildered gazes of a dozen or so tourists outside, Xiao Hei brought the bottle to his nose, sniffed it, and then slowly brought it to his lips with a sidelong glance.

"Ton...ton..."

Xiao Hei took two small gulps, and his facial features instantly contorted in pain.

"Ha ha……"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Hai..."

After baring its teeth and making faces, Xiao Hei, who had been relatively calm, suddenly became agitated, jumping and leaping around, with an expression that was extremely creepy.

"We're doomed!"

Seeing the chimpanzee in front of him begin to go berserk, the drunkard's anxiety finally died.

His action just now was just a gamble, and the result is obvious: he lost.

The drunkard closed his eyes in despair, awaiting the beating from the chimpanzee.

However, after a while, the pain of being torn apart and beaten as I had imagined did not come.

This made the drunkard somewhat puzzled.

He opened his eyes shakily and realized that the chimpanzee, who had been so ferocious just moments before, was now drinking from a bottle.

With each small sip, the chimpanzee Xiao Hei would grimace, displaying an expression that seemed to be both enjoyment and pain.

Then, still seemingly unsatisfied, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, smacking his lips.

The expression on his face is exactly the same as a human's when drinking; they are remarkably similar.

After taking another swig, Xiao Hei looked at the remaining quarter of the bottle and unexpectedly gave the drunkard a friendly look.

"Hehe...hehe..." Sensing Xiao Hei's change in mood, the drunkard finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Brother Hei, I'm glad you like it, I'm glad you like it!"

"If you like it, I'll bring you some good wine often as a token of my appreciation!"

"I'll give you a little of everything, from tea to grains, whatever flavor you like."

"There are also soy sauce flavor and rich flavor; you can try them all when you get there!"

He's a drunkard after all; the moment alcohol is mentioned, he's not even afraid of chimpanzees anymore.

He rattled off a whole bunch of things, then started talking to the chimpanzee about professional knowledge.

This scene left the tourists outside the fence completely dumbfounded.

A tourist who was recording the scene with his phone reached out and rubbed his eyes uncertainly, seemingly doubting that his eyes were playing tricks on him.

Only after confirming that Xiao Hei was holding a bottle of liquor and drinking from it did he scream in terror:

"Holy crap! This chimpanzee can even drink baijiu!"

"Awesome!"

His expression changed from one of worry to one of extreme excitement after he shouted that out.

At the same time, he, who had originally planned to take a portrait of the drunkard and record his last video, suddenly changed his mind.

I was thinking to myself, I wonder how many likes this video of the chimpanzee chugging a bottle of baijiu will get online!

This is absolutely unbelievable! It's so interesting!

The other tourists looked at each other in surprise and discussed the scene.

As for the drunkard who was still in the chimpanzee enclosure, he seems to have been let loose by now.

As the saying goes, alcohol emboldens the timid; people are naturally bolder after drinking.

Furthermore, upon discovering that a chimpanzee was actually one of his kind, his fear instantly turned into excitement.

His expression was as if he were a time traveler who had met someone from his hometown.

"Hey Blackie, let me tell you! This one you have is 42 degrees, next time I'll bring you 52 degrees, that tastes even better! And it's stronger!"

"I guarantee you'll like it!"

As he was talking, the drunkard suddenly propped himself up from the ground.

Judging from his movements, it even seemed like he was about to go up and put his arm around Xiao Hei's shoulder to become sworn brothers.

Snap~~

Just then, a faint voice suddenly appeared.

Upon hearing the noise, both the drunkard and Xiao Hei instinctively lowered their heads.

Only then did they realize that when the drunkard got up, the cigarettes he had put in his pocket had fallen out without him noticing.

Xiao Hei, carrying a nearly empty bottle of baijiu, looked at the cigarette box on the ground with a puzzled expression, then looked up at the "good brother" he had just met.

The expression seemed to be asking, "What is this?"

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

Xiao Hei pointed to the cigarette box on the ground and tilted his head to one side.

The drunkard seemed to understand what Xiao Hei meant, and immediately bent down to pick up the cigarette box from the ground.

It is well known that a man who has met a bunch of bad friends may at some point have an IQ second only to Einstein.

Especially when teaching honest friends to develop bad habits, their reactions are ridiculously fast.

Without the slightest hesitation, the drunkard pulled out two cigarettes from the cigarette box.

Then he took out a lighter and lit the two cigarettes in his mouth at the same time, amidst the shocked gazes of more than a dozen tourists.

Then he handed one of the cigarettes to Xiao Hei.

Looking at the cigarette burning with a small flame across from him, Xiao Hei hesitated because of his animalistic fear of fire, and dared not touch the strange thing.

However, seeing the drunkard's blissful expression across from him, driven by curiosity, Xiao Hei finally reached out and took the cigarette.

Seeing the chimpanzee actually mimicking him by holding the cigarette between two fingers, the drunkard became even more excited:

"Brother, let me tell you, this is some good stuff!"

"Just like that, like me! It feels so good!"

As he spoke, the drunkard took a deep drag on the cigarette between his fingers, exhaled a puff of smoke, and then revealed a blissful expression.

After they became familiar with each other, he stopped calling him "Blackie" and started calling him "Brother."

The tourists outside the fence found it both infuriating and hilarious.

The chimpanzee, watching his actions, actually started to imitate them.

At that moment, Xiao Hei was holding a bottle of liquor in one hand and a cigarette in the other. He put the cigarette filter into his mouth and then tentatively took a puff.

He then exhaled another puff of smoke, and the next second, Xiao Hei's expression showed obvious surprise.

It has to be said that chimpanzees are really smart. On their first try of smoking, they were able to grasp the essence of it, which shows that their intelligence is quite high.

Even humans aren't necessarily as skilled at smoking as he is when they first try it.

"How about it? Not bad, bro!"

Seeing the chimpanzee actually learning to smoke, the drunkard felt a surge of pride.

……

at the same time.

Not far from the chimpanzee enclosure, a fat man weighing nearly 200 pounds was panting heavily behind two young men, rushing towards the chimpanzee enclosure with a look of urgency on his face.

With each step Qin Yuqing took, the fat on her body jiggled wildly.

Even though she was exhausted, Qin Yuqing dared not rest for even a moment.

Before long, the fat man used the key on his body to open the exclusive zookeeper's passage in the chimpanzee enclosure and eagerly entered the chimpanzee enclosure from the inside.

The moment the fat man pushed open the iron gate from the indoor chimpanzee resting area and entered the viewing area, he immediately shouted nervously:

"Little Black! Don't hurt anyone! Get out of here!"

As he spoke, the fat man ran after Xiao Hei's retreating figure, panting heavily.

Judging from his expression, he was really anxious. At this moment, the fat man just hoped that the little black cat hadn't attacked the tourists yet, otherwise the zoo's hard-earned traffic would be wiped out in an instant.

But when the fat man ran up to the man and the chimpanzee, he almost fainted on the spot when he saw the scene before him.

Right in front of the fat man, the chimpanzee Xiao Hei was holding a bottle of liquor, taking a sip of liquor and a puff of cigarette, his face full of enjoyment, perfectly embodying the phrase "living like a god"...