The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.

Zizhou Zoo.

Inside the chimpanzee enclosure.

Chen Feng started his live stream early in the morning.

In the live stream, Xiao Hei was eating eggs and various other foods while drinking a bottle of beer.

He ate a bite of food and drank a sip of beer, enjoying it immensely.

Judging by his behavior, he really is no different from a human drunkard.

Last night, Chen Feng discovered that Xiao Hei had not only become addicted to smoking but also to alcohol because of that bastard.

However, the alcohol content of the liquor was too high, and Chen Feng was worried that drinking too much would be bad for Xiao Hei's health.

They were even more worried that Xiao Hei might get drunk and cause trouble, doing something bad.

So, as a second-best option, I thought I'd try giving the little black beer to see if it would drink it.

As it turns out, this guy really does accept everything offered, and he especially loves beer. He needs to have alcohol and tobacco with every meal, otherwise he can't eat.

Chen Feng was completely speechless.

However, after getting off work in the evening, Chen Feng saw a lot of content online about chimpanzees smoking and drinking, which made him realize that this was a huge source of traffic.

So he started his live stream early in the morning, hoping to gain another wave of popularity with Xiao Hei.

Of course, he also knew that smoking was not allowed in the live stream, so at this moment he only allowed Xiao Hei to drink alcohol, but not to smoke.

[Hahaha! Host, your Zizhou Zoo has added another formidable creature!]

[Wow! I saw this video online last night, and I thought it was photoshopped, but it's actually real?!]

I definitely want to visit you sometime, but unfortunately I live too far away—it's 3,000 kilometers!

[Hey? Little Hei's got beer now? Didn't you drink baijiu yesterday?]

[Where's the cigarette? Principal, don't you have any sense of propriety?! Light one for my brother!]

[Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! What the hell did they do to the black guy...?]

[Don't you think Xiao Hei looks like a gangster?]

……

As soon as Chen Feng opened the live stream, hundreds of fans flooded in.

Today is a workday, and around 8 a.m. is the time when everyone is either preparing for work or on their way to work.

Many people use their phones during this transition period.

Meanwhile, after a week of buzz, the Zizhou Zoo account has gained over 20,000 followers, all of whom are genuine fans.

Therefore, as soon as Chen Feng starts a live stream, the number of viewers will definitely increase very quickly.

"Thank you for your attention, everyone! You are all welcome to visit our Zizhou Zoo when you have time."

"Hahaha! I don't know Xiao Hei's alcohol tolerance yet, and I'm afraid it'll beat me up if it gets drunk, so I only dare to give it beer!"

"As for that, you can't use mosquito coils when you're live streaming, so I hope everyone understands."

"Besides, doing too much of this stuff isn't good for Xiao Hei's health either."

At this point, Chen Feng was also helpless.

To be honest, he was unwilling to engage in such a harmful and performative act just for the sake of gaining popularity.

However, the reality is that he has lost control of his smoking habit.

If you don't supply it with cigarettes, it will go berserk...

Just like the wild gorilla in that cartoon...

[System notification: User "High Mountain Flowing Water" has sent a gift: Space Shuttle*1]

[High Mountains and Flowing Water: Wow, zoo director! The zoo has got some amazing new stuff again?]

[High Mountains and Flowing Water: It seems I really need to make a trip to Zizhou. I like this little thing more and more every time I look at it!]

Just as Chen Feng was busy replying to fans' comments, a gift effect instantly caught his attention.

Upon seeing the ID clearly, a look of joy flashed across Chen Feng's face:

"Thank you to my friend Gaoshan Liushui for sending a space shuttle. Thank you, Gaoshan Liushui."

"Brother, didn't you say you were coming? It's been so long and you still haven't shown up?"

[High Mountains and Flowing Water: Oh, don't even mention it, I'm too busy with work to get away!]

……

Inside an office building in a bustling area of ​​Yingtian City.

A dozen or so men and women, young and old, gathered together, standing on both sides, clearly having a meeting.

A middle-aged man, around fifty years old, was sitting in the main seat, speaking eloquently about the group's plans:

"After so many years of development, the market has now entered a complete Internet era."

"Traditional marketing models are gradually being replaced by internet marketing models. According to big data feedback, to maintain market share now, it is necessary to..."

While the middle-aged man was conducting his business analysis, more than a dozen senior executives or board members on either side of him listened attentively.

And he kept taking notes.

However, in this solemn occasion, a young man in his twenties sat at the very back with his head down, keeping a low profile throughout.

From the perspective of others, the young man was nodding and smiling at a notebook, as if he were taking notes very seriously.

But in reality, this guy had a cell phone behind his laptop, and the phone screen showed a chimpanzee drinking beer.

Seeing this, the young man's smile grew even wider.

Seemingly feeling that the sound wasn't loud enough, he manipulated his phone to turn up the volume of the Bluetooth headset.

The young man kept tapping his fingers on the phone screen, and soon another comment was sent.

[High Mountains and Flowing Water: Principal! Considering all the gifts I've given you, could you make an exception and let me get up close and personal with Little Black and Brother Chicken?]

[High Mountains and Flowing Water: Hahahaha, please, if it really doesn't work, I can pay more!]

The young man became even more excited when he heard Chen Feng say "okay" through his earphones.

He even got so carried away that he made a sound.

Just then, the middle-aged man, who had just finished mentioning a detail, subconsciously looked up, a faint smile flashing across his face, as if he had noticed something.

He quickly turned his gaze to the young man sitting at the end, and said with a faint smile:

"Look at how diligent Manager Wang from the operations department is! He's been taking notes the whole time."

"Now let's give a warm round of applause to Manager Wang, who will summarize how to implement the points I just mentioned!"

"Let's give them a round of applause!"

Despite being his own son, the middle-aged man openly calls him "son" or simply by his name at work without any attempt to conceal their relationship.

After all, this is a family business, their own company, and they have no say in what outsiders can say.

But this time, he addressed him as "Manager Xiao Wang," which shows that the old father was genuinely angry.

Those who are able to sit here for a meeting are all senior executives of the company. They are all experienced and shrewd, and they are all very good at interpersonal relationships. Naturally, no one applauded randomly and embarrassed the future boss.

However, there were two really naive guys who actually dared to applaud.

But after seeing the surprised looks from the others, he quickly withdrew his hand.

At the same time, Wang Haoyu, who was chatting happily with Chen Feng, heard someone call his name and subconsciously looked up.

He was completely stunned when he saw that everyone's eyes were on him.

What's wrong?

He didn't hear a single word. What's he trying to do?

After a few seconds of silence, Wang Haoyu immediately started clapping, his face full of obsequiousness:

"Dad! What you just said was absolutely right!"

"Go to hell!" Seeing his son's useless behavior, Old Wang picked up the ballpoint pen in front of him and threw it at him...

……

Zizhou Zoo.

"Brother Gaoshan Liushui is always welcome to visit Zizhou."

"Brother High Mountain Flowing Water?"

"Huh? Has Gao Shan Liu Shui (高山流水) logged off?"

"Why so suddenly this time? They left without even saying goodbye."

After calling out several times, Chen Feng still didn't see any comments from "High Mountains and Flowing Water" (a popular online commentator). He shook his head helplessly.

I didn't pay too much attention to it, after all, it's normal for rich people to be busy.

Around nine o'clock in the morning, the ticket windows and ticket gates of Zizhou Zoo welcomed the first batch of visitors of the day.

I don't know if it was all planned, but there wasn't a single tourist before 9 o'clock. However, after 9 o'clock, tourists came one after another, and the area in front of the zoo suddenly became lively.

A richly dressed woman was holding a poodle, while a middle-aged man with a receding hairline was beside her, keeping an arm around her the entire time.

The relationship between the two seems strange; they don't seem like a married couple.

"Brother Zhang, I heard that the famous parrots at Zizhou Zoo don't have a fixed area, and whether you can see them depends entirely on luck. I wonder if we'll be able to see them today."

The woman holding the poodle looked at the man beside her with a worried expression. She looked to be around forty years old, but she spoke in a delicate, girlish voice, which was quite strange.

The other tourists nearby who heard the sound instantly got goosebumps and felt extremely uncomfortable.

Some tourists even subconsciously avoid these two people, which gives off an annoying feeling.

"Haha! It's alright." The balding middle-aged man laughed, appearing nonchalant. "Don't worry, if we really can't find it, we can ask their staff to help us!"

"We paid for the tickets, so we're treated like royalty. If royalty wants to see a parrot, can they really refuse?"

The man spoke with great confidence.

However, at that moment, a little girl who looked to be about ten years old, being led by her parents, suddenly emerged.

Seemingly having overheard their conversation, it gave them a naive and adorable explanation:

"Uncle and Auntie, I saw on the internet that the zoo director said the whereabouts of the famous parrot are random, and even their staff may not be able to find it."

"Furthermore, the zookeepers are not obligated to help find the parrots; whether you see one or not depends entirely on luck."

This little girl was too young to understand much, and in her mind, she was just offering a well-intentioned reminder.

But when these words reached the ears of middle-aged men and women, it was as if they had been greatly offended.

The bald man glared fiercely at the little girl and spoke angrily:

"What's it to you? How did your parents raise you?!"

"Is it any of your business how we manage? How was this child raised? Do you even know how to teach him?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I really feel bad. My child is young and doesn't know any better." Wanting to avoid trouble while out and about, the little girl's father quickly smiled and apologized to the middle-aged man.

Judging from his accent, this man has a genuine Sichuan accent. Although it's not from Zizhou, he must be from a place not far from Zizhou.

It's most likely an accent from the Chengdu area.

As for the little girl's mother, she clearly showed displeasure.

But seeing her husband's reaction, she didn't know what else to say.

He immediately pulled his daughter back and shielded her behind him.

This scene, which took place in the area near the zoo entrance, naturally attracted the attention of many people.

Seeing this, everyone initially thought it was nothing serious and breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as the family of three was composing themselves and preparing to continue playing, they suddenly heard the voice of a woman in her forties behind them:

"Like father, like son. Can't you even speak properly? What do you mean by 'auntie'? Can't you call her 'sister'?"

"I didn't understand at first, but seeing the child's mother made it all clear. She offended someone and didn't even apologize, just turned and left. So rude! Pah!"

At this moment, the woman's face was incredibly fierce; she showed no respect for others at all when she was out in public.

They were afraid things would escalate too much.

The woman spoke very loudly, and not only the family of three heard her, but also many tourists in the vicinity.

Watching a spectacle is an innate human instinct, and people from Xichuan are particularly known for their love of joining in the fun.

At this point, many people stopped in their tracks, wanting to see how the family of three would retaliate.

As soon as the woman finished speaking, the little girl's mother turned around abruptly, her face filled with shock, mixed with intense anger.

The man realized his wife was angry, so he reached out and grabbed her hand tightly, trying to stop her.

However, the woman slapped her husband's hand away, glared at him, and launched an almost indiscriminate attack:

"Don't touch me! You good-for-nothing! What good are you?"

After berating her husband, the woman quickly turned around, took a few steps forward, and glared menacingly at the elegantly dressed woman holding a dog. Her expression visibly darkened.

"Hey! I meant visiting the zoo today, it's really fun! We ran into dogs before we even went in!"

"You probably need to get a rabies shot; it's started biting people!"

"Manners! So what if I have no manners?"

"Sister? You have the nerve to let others call you sister?"

"You old woman are older than me, your mother, and you still have the nerve to call yourself the older sister?"