The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.
Chapter 18 You dare throw stones at a chicken's head? You've angered everyone!
Hearing the "heavenly voice" coming from Chicken Bro's mouth, the tourists cheered in unison.
They've long been fed up with people who lack manners.
I simply didn't bother with it because I wanted to avoid getting involved in other people's business.
After all, the fact that those two guys were blocking the ticket gate and causing trouble, preventing them from queuing, had already made everyone unhappy.
"You stupid dog! Keep barking! Keep barking!"
On the branch, Chicken Baby, just like a human child, arrogantly shook its head.
It seemed that it knew the poodles below posed no threat to it, so Chicken Baby wasn't afraid at all.
"Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!"
Sensing Chicken Bro's provocative tone, the poodle barked even louder.
Meanwhile, the elegantly dressed woman, seeing her beloved dog being mistreated, became even more enraged than before.
"Damn it! The animals at this zoo have no manners at all; they're actually insulting tourists!"
"What kind of upbringing did your zoo provide? They even dare to insult us visitors!"
The woman glared angrily at the staff member who was still trying to dissuade her, and began to berate him.
These words left the young man speechless for a moment, as if his brain had gone blank.
The other tourists who heard this were all completely dumbfounded.
After a long pause, one tourist finally couldn't stand it anymore and stood up to complain:
"Didn't you all come to see the internet celebrity's swearing parrot? Now that you've seen it, you're not happy? Are you out of your mind?"
His words represented the thoughts of everyone present.
After all, Zizhou Zoo is a very niche zoo.
Ninety-nine percent of the people who come here did so because they saw videos of the internet-famous parrot online and came out of curiosity.
In fact, most tourists will even go out of their way to tease Chicken Bro, just to hear him swear a couple of times.
This isn't about being a jerk; after all, what do parrots know, in most people's eyes?
It's just because it's fun.
However, they may have overlooked one issue: if one is in a good mood, teasing the chicken and swearing at it can be quite amusing for tourists.
They even had the idea that this trip would be a huge financial success.
But for the women, Brother Chicken's insults were no longer the kind of entertainment they sought out; they were genuinely hitting the nail on the head.
As the saying goes, chocolate is fine for humans, but it can be very unpleasant for dogs.
For example, if you say someone who is good-looking is ugly, they will just laugh it off and not care at all.
But if you say someone who is truly ugly is ugly, then that person will most likely be on edge, because you've spoken the truth...
"A bald man and a fat woman! A perfect match! Hehehe..."
"You idiot! You moron! Don't you dare yell at me!"
"Hot mommy!"
"Come and hit me then!"
Standing on the tree branch, Chicken Bro, seemingly invincible, kept spewing trash talk, making the "family of three" on the ground so angry they almost fainted.
Especially the bald middle-aged man, he suddenly felt that coming to the zoo today was the worst decision he had ever made!
"Damn beast! A brat who's been raised but never properly educated!"
The balding middle-aged man was so shocked by the scolding that he suddenly lowered his head, as if searching for something on the ground.
A moment later, his eyes lit up, and he actually bent down to pick up a small stone from the ground, pretending to throw it at Brother Chicken.
Upon seeing this, all the onlookers and the two zoo staff members panicked.
The staff, in particular, were terrified.
The internet-famous parrots are the lifeblood of Zizhou Zoo. If anything goes wrong, the zoo director will probably really kill those two bastards!
Two staff members quickly intervened to stop him. After some physical contact, the bald man's stone went out of aim and did not threaten Chicken Brother.
Fearing that the agitated bald man might do something drastic, the two staff members disregarded everything else and immediately restrained him on the spot.
"What are you doing! What are you doing!"
"I'm a tourist, what, does your zoo want to do with me?"
"Let me go!"
"Let go of my man! I'll fight you to the death!"
No one expected things to develop to this point.
The bald man and woman immediately lost their composure. Seeing the man being restrained, the woman sat down on the ground and began to throw a tantrum.
The poodle kept barking wildly on the ground.
"Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!"
The zoo entrance area was thrown into complete chaos.
Other tourists nearby couldn't hold back their anger after witnessing the bald man attack Chicken Bro.
"Holy crap! Where did you two get such rudeness?"
"They already said it's the rule, but you're being unreasonable. Besides, wasn't it your dog that barked at their parrot first?"
"This kind of person should be blacklisted by the zoo, and they should be refused service to visitors like this in the future!"
"The world is truly full of wonders; I've never seen such an unreasonable person!"
"What a pity, Sister War isn't here anymore. If she were still here, she'd probably make this old woman cry with her words, hahaha!"
"It's such a pity, Sister War's combat power is too strong..."
"Call the police! Only the police can handle this kind of scoundrel."
"This is awful! People like this are disgusting, I spit on them!"
"Get out of here! Haven't you embarrassed yourself enough?"
……
Hearing the contemptuous looks and insults directed at her from everyone around her only fueled her anger.
She sat on the ground like a madwoman, reaching out her hands as if she wanted to exchange insults with the onlookers.
However, there were simply too many people on the other side, and her voice was drowned out by the crowd before she could even utter a sound.
On the other side, the chicken on the tree branch looked at the man who had just thrown stones at him with a surprised expression.
In its tiny mind, what other human wouldn't treat it like a treasure?
But this hairless creature dared to throw stones at it.
This immediately made Brother Chicken feel extremely wronged and furious:
"You're dead! You're dead!"
"You bald bastard, you dead dog! You wait! I'm calling for help!"
"Chen Feng! Someone's trying to kill your baby! Chen Feng! Chen Feng!"
"Someone's going to kill the baby chicken!"
Chicken flapped its wings and flew straight into the sky, while continuously emitting sharp cries.
Hearing that harsh voice, it was as if he had really been beaten up.
However, before they had flown very far, Chicken Bro, who had a better view in mid-air, seemed to suddenly notice something and then began to descend.
Amidst the puzzled gazes of the tourists, the chicken flew into a green belt.
After a while, a macaque that was half a meter tall emerged from the green belt.
Upon closer inspection, a cockatoo was perched atop the macaque's head, its tuft of yellow feathers particularly striking. Who else could it be but Chicken Bro?
"That's it! That's it!"
"Huanhuan! Beat it up! Huanhuan is bullying Jibao!"
Chicken Brother stretched out one wing and pointed at the poodle on the ground.
Clearly, Chicken Bro wasn't stupid. It wouldn't let the macaques fight with humans, so it directly targeted the poodle that was still barking on the ground.
It's easy to see from this that Brother Chicken's IQ is quite high.
And the macaques under Brother Chicken seem to be very obedient.
Upon hearing Chicken Brother's words, the macaque bared its sharp teeth, snarled at the howling poodle, and let out a piercing roar.
Meanwhile, the pale yellow monkey was holding a twig it had picked up from somewhere, as if it were holding a weapon.
Under Chicken Bro's instructions, they approached the poodle step by step.
"Go Huanhuan! Go Huanhuan! Beat him up!"
"Don't be afraid! If Huanhuan can't beat me, I'll go find Xiao Hei!"
Perhaps realizing that Huanhuan was also a little intimidated, Chicken Brother directly used a trick, saying that if it couldn't beat it either, it would release Little Black.
Huanhuan the little monkey was also naive. It never thought that with Brother Chicken's small body, how could it possibly open Little Black's iron gate?
Like the chicken, this little macaque is one of the very few free-range animals at Zizhou Zoo.
There is no fixed enclosure; you are free to roam the zoo after it opens each day, and whether you see anything depends entirely on luck.
This right was granted not only because Huanhuan is not aggressive towards humans, but also to add an unexpected surprise for tourists.
Huanhuan seemed to really understand what Chicken Brother was saying. After hearing Xiao Hei's name, it suddenly became bolder.
Just moments ago, it was somewhat afraid of the barking, vicious dog, but now it charged at it with a stick in hand.
boom! ! !
He swung the branch at the poodle on the head, stunning it and instantly clearing its eyes.
"Awoooooo... Awoooooo..."
The poodle let out a whimper like a canine after being beaten, then lowered its head and began to back away shakily.
Fortunately, the branch Huanhuan was holding wasn't very thick, just a small twig; otherwise, the poodle would probably have been straightened on the spot if it had hit it with that stick.
"Well done, Huanhuan!"
"yeah!"
"Beautiful, Huanhuan! You truly are Chicken Bro's best partner, hahaha!"
"The tyrant rooster at Zizhou Zoo truly lives up to his reputation; he said he'd go get someone, and he brought them right away!"
"Huanhuan's such a hothead! If you tell it to hit, it really does! I can't take it anymore, it's hilarious!"
"The animals in this zoo are all geniuses! Where did they get so many amazing animals?"
……
Seeing this, the surrounding tourists felt incredibly relieved.
Huanhuan did something that they all wanted to do, but didn't dare to do.
Now, if a human hits your dog, you're responsible. But you can't expect a monkey to be responsible now, can you?
"Aaaaah! You damned monkey! How dare you hit my son! I'll kill you!"
Seeing her beloved dog being bullied, the woman, who was already emotionally agitated, became almost frantic.
She scrambled to her feet, took a few steps, and hugged her precious "son" tightly, feeling incredibly sorry for him.
Hearing the words coming from those around her, the woman felt even more wronged:
"You! You bunch of trash!"
"We're the ones being bullied, yet you dare to gloat! You're all no good!"
"I'm calling the police and having them arrest you all!"
As the saying goes, a dog is like its owner.
Suddenly, everyone realized that the woman and her dog were exactly alike, and it wouldn't be a problem to say they were related.
As for the staff member who was holding down the bald man, he couldn't hold back any longer at this point.
Damn, going to work is already annoying enough! You think you're so great just because you're a tourist? Do you expect me to put up with you?
Thinking of this, the young man, who had just graduated from university, began to complain in a sarcastic tone:
"I told you not to bring your son in. I told you it was dangerous, but you didn't believe me. See? I wasn't lying to you!"
"The animals aren't very welcoming of these foreign animals..."
"What's going on?! What's happening?! Who's causing trouble?!"
Just then, a handsome young man in his late twenties strode over.
It was clear from Chen Feng's expression that his attitude was not very good.
He is naturally very polite to tourists, but he will never tolerate those who break the rules and deliberately cause trouble.
His employees work for him, they are like family to him, and he would never allow his family to be bullied for the sake of outsiders.
Before arriving, Chen Feng had already learned about what was happening here.
Bringing pets into zoos is definitely one of the rules that zoos generally cannot relax!
"Xiao Wang and Xiao Li, you two get up first. Are you hurt?"
After giving the bald man pinned to the ground a cold glare, Chen Feng put on a gentle smile and looked at his two employees.
Seeing Chen Feng's expression and hearing his gentle voice, the two young men were deeply moved.
As a staff member, I acted impulsively and hit a customer. I thought I would be criticized by my boss, or even fired for trying to quell the customer's anger.
But they really didn't expect that the boss would not only not blame them, but would ask them if they were injured as soon as he opened his mouth.
He really did! I'm so upset...
"Director, we're alright."
"Two tourists insisted on bringing their pets into the park, and just now this gentleman even threw stones at the chicken's rooster."
"Thank goodness it didn't hit anyone, otherwise I really don't want to think about the consequences..."
The young man named Xiao Wang shook his head gratefully, and then described what had just happened again.
When mentioning that her baby was almost hit, she showed a look of lingering fear.
Upon hearing the last two sentences, Chen Feng's expression, which had been relatively calm, instantly turned extremely cold.
Even when she made eye contact with the bald man, she scared him so much that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Damn it!
I turned my life around thanks to chicken penis, and now you want to ruin my future?
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