The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.

Chapter 25: This chimpanzee sat next to me during my college entrance exam years ago.

"Hahahaha! Case solved! Little Black's behavior just now wasn't because there was no fire; it was genuinely picky!"

"Holy crap! This chimpanzee only smokes cigarettes, is that so extravagant?"

"Don't forget who Xiao Hei is. He's the top star at Zizhou Zoo, and his price tag is incredibly high!"

"Xiao Hei said, 'Who do you think I am? You think you can fool me with cigarettes that cost a few dollars?'"

"The top performer isn't Little Black, the top performer is Chicken Bro!"

……

So excited by what they saw, the tourists outside the fence didn't care about anything else and started joking around.

This is tough on the guy who threw away the cigarette first.

Not only did he lose half a pack of cigarettes, but he also became a laughing stock in everyone's eyes. He must be feeling pretty miserable right now.

At this point, a new question arose among the tourists: how would Xiao Hei smoke now that the lighter was broken?

Just as some tourists were contemplating the risk of throwing their lighters in, Xiao Hei unexpectedly turned and ran away.

Watching Xiao Hei's nimble departing figure, the tourists were all puzzled, wondering what this guy was planning to do.

A little while later, Xiao Hei ran to a large rock at the edge of its territory, squatted down, and seemed to start searching for something under the rock.

"Holy crap! It actually had a lighter hidden inside!!!"

While most tourists were still wondering, one tourist suddenly exclaimed in surprise.

Due to different perspectives, some tourists did not see Xiao Hei's specific actions.

However, a small number of tourists saw it clearly.

Just now, Xiao Hei actually pried a lighter out of a crack in the rock, and it was even a windproof lighter.

"Hey! You little rascal! The zoo told you to quit smoking, and you still secretly kept a lighter!"

"This is just like my boyfriend when I was trying to quit smoking. I wouldn't let him smoke at home, and this guy just put his lighter and cigarettes in a bag inside the toilet tank!"

"Hahahaha! Men's IQ is second only to Einstein's when they're doing something bad!"

Einstein said, "I'm not that smart."

……

As a wisp of smoke rose from the little black head, the tourists from other angles finally realized what was happening, and one by one they could no longer control themselves, bursting into deafening laughter.

No matter how boring things were before, seeing this scene made it all worthwhile.

Just when everyone thought this was outrageous enough, what happened next shocked everyone even more.

After lighting the cigarette, Xiao Hei suddenly turned his head and carefully searched the crowd of tourists outside the fence.

Seemingly after confirming that there were no acquaintances or zoo staff present, he continued to stealthily hide the lighter under the crack in the rock.

Then, still under the questioning gazes of the tourists, Xiao Hei trotted off in another direction.

He turned around and looked around again. After making sure there were no acquaintances, he hid the remaining half box of cigarettes in the corner of the side of the wooden frame where he was lying in the sun.

"It even thought of hiding the lighter and cigarettes separately! Is this still a gorilla?"

In an instant, Xiao Hei taught a lesson to many humans who were barely intelligent enough to be considered human.

After doing all this, Xiao Hei puffed on his cigarette and turned to give the tourists a smug look.

That expression seemed to say: "Have you all watched carefully? I'm only teaching you this once!"

Among the crowd outside the fence, a woman was live-streaming on her phone.

The camera was pointed downwards the whole time, and because the scene was so shocking, she didn't notice at all. Meanwhile, the chat in her live stream was exploding with comments.

Holy crap! Is that really a chimpanzee? I suspect it's a staff member in disguise!

This kid is so smart! I feel like I'm not as smart as him!

Remove the word "feeling".

I recognize this chimpanzee. It sat next to me during my college entrance exams. I tried to copy its questions but failed.

So, while other animals are kept in zoos, this one got in through an exam, right?

[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! What the hell did they get into the zoo...?]

[Bro, stop pretending, take off the hood, I know you're a real person in disguise!]

[Hahaha! Isn't that Xiao Hei from Zizhou Zoo? He's become quite famous lately!]

Didn't they say Xiao Hei had quit smoking? How come he's started smoking again?

Can't you tell? It's obvious they're sneaking around smoking!

[That guy who threw the cigarette in just now was insane, a purebred beast...]

……

Compared to online viewers, this scene had a much greater impact on the tourists at the scene.

While everyone was still reeling from the shock of what had just happened, and most of them were taking pictures of the smoking black guy with their phones.

Someone in the crowd shouted:

"Brothers, you're all eyewitnesses today, but I hope you can all stick together and keep Xiao Hei's secret!"

"Don't tell anyone what happened today, hahaha!"

With this guy making a fuss, many people found it amusing and joined in the commotion:

"Hahaha, that's right! Everyone, please keep this a secret for Xiao Hei. Only we know about today's events; no one else can know!"

"Especially the zoo staff, you absolutely mustn't leak this out, otherwise they'll become Xiao Hei's enemies..."

"I'm dying of laughter, I can't hold it in anymore, you guys are all geniuses."

"I'm over thirty years old, and this is the first time I've received such an important mission. Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret!"

"I'm known for being very tight-lipped; I would never tell anyone!"

"Hey! You over there livestreaming, you've gone too far!"

"Hahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter..."

……

Inside the park, a few minutes later, Xiao Hei finished smoking the cigarette in his hand, leaving only the filter.

While everyone was wondering how this clever chimpanzee would handle the cigarette butt, it simply found a patch of soft soil, dug a shallow hole with its bare hands, casually tossed the cigarette butt into the hole, and then filled the hole back in with soil.

After doing all that, it wasn't over yet. Xiao Hei then stood on it and jumped around a couple more times. Finally, it even pulled some grass from somewhere else and filled the spot where it had buried the cigarette butt before turning around and leaving with peace of mind.

In terms of intelligence alone, Xiao Hei's intelligence has now completely surpassed that of Chicken Brother, and he has even developed human-like thinking abilities.

Many tourists have commented that they aren't as clever as Xiao Hei...

Meanwhile, Wang Haoyu, the instigator of this whole thing, had already quietly left the crowd watching Xiao Hei.

Perhaps his earlier actions made him feel guilty, which is why he dared not linger any longer.

After running several hundred meters, Wang Haoyu finally took out his phone from his pocket, and then happily found a contact named "Zoo Afeng" on the chat app and sent a message.

Ah Feng, guess where I am?

[I'm at your workplace. Got some time? Come out and meet your top male fan! (Evil grin.jpg)]

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