The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.

Chapter 33 My Chimpanzee Has Become Addicted to the Internet

Although Xiao Hei has extremely high intelligence, it has no experience in human society.

So no matter how smart they are, they still have the same personality as ordinary human children.

It was furious to discover that its beloved toy had been taken away by an "adult".

Xiao Hei was even more upset because the zookeeper wouldn't return it to him.

"Roar roar roar roar!"

"Awoooooo!!!"

Unable to get his phone back, Xiao Hei simply lay down on the ground and started rolling around, making noise to disturb Qin Yuqing.

Qin Yuqing was thoroughly annoyed by this guy.

There was no other option but to back down.

"Here you go! Take it!"

"Fine, you can play now!"

Qin Yuqing reluctantly handed the phone back to Xiao Hei.

Seeing Xiao Hei's expression change the moment he got the phone, Qin Yuqing couldn't help but sigh.

This guy really is just like a human child, throwing tantrums and acting crazy, but the moment you agree to his demands, he immediately changes his tune.

After getting the phone, Xiao Hei gave Qin Yuqing a silly smile, then ignored its keeper and went back to playing games.

A few minutes later, as the sound of an explosion at the base rang out, the word "Failure" appeared on Xiao Hei's phone screen as expected.

Qin Yuqing clearly saw it just thirty seconds before they were about to lose the game.

Both of his teammates greeted him.

[Kha'Sai: Malphite, are you even human? Seriously, even a dog leashed to the top lane would play better than you!]

[Ezreal: My 80-year-old grandma plays better than you. It's hard to imagine how this top laner got to Diamond. He's inhuman!]

……

When Qin Yuqing saw these two sentences, her face turned pale and anxious, yet she also felt utterly speechless.

Hey! You weren't wrong, he really isn't human...

At the same time, as the base exploded, Xiao Hei's expression also turned gloomy.

Although it was just a chimpanzee, it could understand the situation and knew that it had lost, which made it somewhat frustrated.

Seeing Xiao Hei's dejected look, Qin Yuqing quickly patted Xiao Hei's head:

"Okay, okay! That's great!"

"Here, give me your phone, I'll teach you how to use it!"

Seemingly having truly understood Qin Yuqing's words, Xiao Hei didn't resist this time and obediently returned the phone to Qin Yuqing.

He then sat down next to Qin Yuqing, looking at her with anticipation.

Judging from this, it's really ready to wait for Qin Yuqing to teach it how to play games.

Before starting a new game, Qin Yuqing suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

He quickly switched out of the game and then opened a messaging app to make a phone call...

……

Inside a KTV room in Zizhou City.

"What's your name, brother?"

"Brother, is this your first time visiting our area?"

A young woman with good looks and a good figure, wearing a short dress and high heels, sat down next to Chen Feng and enthusiastically poured him a glass of wine.

However, Chen Feng just smiled:

"Never mind how I address you, your main task today is to keep this Brother Wang company! He's an important guest of mine!"

"If Brother Wang is happy, then I'm happy!"

Looking at the obviously outgoing urban woman in front of him, Chen Feng grinned and pointed to Wang Haoyu not far away.

Even now, Wang Haoyu's face is full of smiles, clearly quite satisfied with Chen Feng's arrangements!

Just then, a vibration suddenly came from Chen Feng's pocket.

Chen Feng subconsciously took out his phone from his pocket and then gestured towards a spot not far away:

"Beautiful lady, turn off the music."

Chen Feng answered the phone after the music stopped.

"Hey, Xiao Qin, what's wrong?"

"Are you off work yet? If you are, how about we grab a couple of drinks?"

Chen Feng also had a big smile on his face; he was very happy about what he had talked about with Wang Haoyu today.

"Brother Feng, you're still at get off work!" The fat man's familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, but it sounded inexplicably hurried. "Brother Feng, are you free? If you are, could you come back to the zoo for a bit?"

"Wow, my little black dog can play video games!"

"What is that???"

Hearing the fat man's voice on the phone, Chen Feng, who had been completely relaxed, suddenly stood up from the sofa.

This action startled Wang Haoyu and the two beautiful women.

"Okay, I understand... Wait for me, I'll be there in a bit!"

After hanging up the phone, Chen Feng stood up immediately, looking at Wang Haoyu beside him with a mixture of anxiety and apology:

"Sorry bro, something happened at the zoo, I might have to go back..."

Hearing this, Wang Haoyu was also stunned.

We were having a great time here, everyone was having a great time, and suddenly they said we had to leave?

However, he wasn't the kind of person to be heartless. Seeing Chen Feng's expression, which clearly indicated that something was wrong, he couldn't help but show a worried expression as well.

"What happened? Don't worry, is there anything I can do to help? Just ask, brother!"

Wang Haoyu patted his chest confidently.

Chen Feng paused for a moment, then explained with a complicated expression:

"Nothing much... My chimpanzee seems to have gotten addicted to the internet..."

When Chen Feng said those words, even he himself couldn't believe it. It was too outrageous. Who could believe that?

But he clearly underestimated the imagination of young people.

As soon as Chen Feng finished speaking, the other three people in the private room all showed expressions of shock.

After only a moment of silence, Wang Haoyu also stood up from the sofa:

"Holy crap, bro! You have to take me with you on this!"

"You can sing anytime, but I've never seen a chimpanzee get internet addiction before!"

Before Chen Feng could even speak, Wang Haoyu rushed to the door and opened it.

Seeing Chen Feng still in a daze, Wang Haoyu looked anxious:

"What are you waiting for? Let's go!"

"Brother Wang, Brother Chen, wait a minute!"

Just as Chen Feng was about to leave with Wang Haoyu, the girl who had poured him the drink earlier suddenly spoke up.

Chen Feng then realized what was happening and quickly put on an apologetic expression:

"Sorry, miss, come visit another day. I'll pay you back then, don't worry."

He had assumed it was a matter of money, but now that his business was booming, Chen Feng didn't care at all.

"No, bro, that's not what I meant." The girl shook her head vigorously. "I meant, bro, could you take me with you to see it?"

"I've never actually seen a chimpanzee surfing the internet."

"Brother, I can waive the fee. If it really doesn't work, I'll give you eight hundred. I just want to see a chimpanzee surfing the internet!"

"Hey! Bro, don't go!"

"Bro, I'm serious! I'll give you 1200, okay? Bro, can you show me around?!"

……

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