The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.
Chapter 4, 99% chance of getting a baby, a rare find!
Inside a commercial residential area in Zizhou.
A young man was lounging comfortably on the sofa, playing on his phone.
In the phone screen, a man wearing a baseball cap is staring intently at a cockatoo.
The young man had a faint smile on his face, seemingly quite interested in the scene.
He subconsciously picked up the teacup from the coffee table.
"Hoo..." After blowing away the few tea leaves floating on the surface, he took a small sip.
next second...
"Pfft~~"
As the voice on his phone cried out "Hot as hell!", the young man spat out his tea.
"Holy crap! This bird's got a mind of its own!!!"
"Hahahaha!"
After staring blankly at the bewildered streamer on his phone screen for a long time, the young man burst out laughing, tears streaming down his face.
After realizing what was happening, he quickly started editing the comments on the screen, seeing the streamer still staring blankly at the viewer.
[Iron Egg Monkey: Hahahaha, this is hilarious! My broadcasting career had a rough start; I got scolded by a parrot!]
As the barrage of comments about Iron Egg Monkey appeared, other viewers watching the scene seemed to realize what was happening and began to express their opinions.
[Wow! Is this some kind of staged effect by the streamer? Is it dubbed?]
[It doesn't seem like it. Look at Xia's bewildered expression; it doesn't seem like she's acting, hahaha!]
Good news, this parrot can talk; bad news, it swears!
[Sure enough, any creature with blond hair has a roguish air about it at its core!]
[Dude, are you being polite?]
You seem to have a lot of issues with blond hair?
[That authentic Sichuan accent! Awesome! 99% accurate, a rare find!]
……
What just happened was quite explosive for the viewers in the live stream.
No one expected that this ordinary zoo would have such a "rare treasure".
A cockatoo that can swear in Xichuan dialect, and with such a pure accent.
For a moment, the viewers in the live stream couldn't understand why the zoo, which had such a national treasure-level "mythical beast," was so deserted and even on the verge of closing down.
On the other side, Xia, who was standing in front of the cockatoo, finally came to her senses.
Just like Chen Feng's reaction when he first heard Brother Chicken swear, he couldn't believe that the shout just now came from this well-behaved little guy in front of him.
After thinking for a moment, A-Xia tentatively spoke:
"Little one, was that you speaking just now?"
"Don't you dare yell at me! You think you can touch me?"
The rooster flapped its wings, arrogantly shaking its little head, its voice shrill, and the words it uttered were even more shrill...
This time, A-Xia finally confirmed that the voice was indeed coming from the little hooligan in front of her.
However, after confirming this, A-Xia showed no anger at being insulted.
Some only experience the thrill of discovering rare treasures:
"Holy crap! 99%! That's a rare find!"
So shocked was A-Xia that she swore in the live stream.
He looked at the lively little creature in front of him and found himself liking it more and more the more he looked at it.
Then, subconsciously, he turned his head to look at the camera:
"Guys, I thought this was just a simple live stream, but who knew? I found a gem!!!"
"That's awesome! This parrot is so interesting!"
For older generations of bird owners, if a parrot spews foul language, it's considered a bad bird, a "filthy mouth."
But for today's young people, this is nothing short of a rare treasure!
There are plenty of talking parrots, but where can you find such an awesome parrot?
This scene instantly boosted the activity level of A-Xia's live stream by several notches.
The frequency of comments, which was originally a dozen or so per minute, was now being flooded with comments. Before you could even see the previous comment, it was pushed down by a new one.
Such high activity levels triggered the platform's streaming mechanism, and new viewers began to continuously enter the live stream.
In just one minute, the number of viewers in A Xia's live stream increased by more than fifty.
What kind of live stream is this? What is the streamer doing?
[Oh? Visiting the zoo?]
[What's the streamer doing circling around a parrot? Go check if there's any wild animal!]
Wait a minute? Isn't today the weekend? Why does the zoo feel so deserted?
[What zoo is this? It looks so desolate, hahaha. Did the streamer wander into some primeval forest?]
[How presumptuous of me! You've turned a legitimate zoo into a primeval forest, haha!]
……
The atmosphere in the live stream was lively, with viewers either excited or curious; it was getting more and more exciting.
However, at this moment, A-Xia had no interest in what these guys were talking about, nor did she care about replying to the comments.
At this moment, all of Xia's attention was focused on the cockatoo.
Looking at the parrot in front of him, still shaking its body like a hyperactive rogue, Xia's playful side was aroused:
"Honey! Could you please say 'Wishing you prosperity' to my viewers in the live stream?"
"Come on, baby, say 'Wishing you prosperity'!"
"May you be happy and prosperous!"
Although the parrot on the other side did not speak, A-Xia remained very patient throughout.
He gently guided the parrot in its studies, believing it to be a very intelligent bird.
But after he lectured them several times, the thug on the other side seemed to lose patience.
Faced with Ah Xia's repeated "Wishing you prosperity," Chicken Bro finally lost his temper:
"Hot as hell!"
"Idiot! Big idiot!"
"Don't you dare yell at me!"
This time, Chicken Bro unleashed a series of combo attacks on A-Xia.
Xia scolded him so much that his lips started twitching.
However, this scene excited the viewers in the live broadcast room even more, making them laugh so hard they were doubled over and tears streamed down their faces.
[Hahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I just can't hold it in! This rogue parrot is hilarious!]
【Holy crap! Is this for real?】
[Host, you've found a treasure!]
"So that's why you've been teasing the parrot! Turns out it's so much fun, hahaha!"
[Guess what, guys? I'm in Zizhou, and this afternoon I'm going to the Zizhou Zoo to see if this "swearing parrot" is really real!]
[Great job! Bro, I'm following you. Don't forget to go live later! Help us see if it's really true!]
I'm so envious of you, bro. I'm over 500 kilometers away. I really want to go see you, but it's so far...
I just decided to travel to Chengdu next month! I'll also visit Zizhou Zoo while I'm there, hahaha!
This parrot is strong!
What happened? Did the parrot hit you?
Hahahaha!
【I can't take it anymore, I can't hold it in any longer!】
……
"Brother Xia! Data!"
Inside Zizhou Zoo, the photographer's face flushed with excitement, clearly realizing something.
Upon hearing this, Xia glanced at her phone instinctively before finally realizing what was happening.
In just a short while, the number of viewers in his live stream has surged to five hundred!
Holy crap! If he can't handle this massive influx of traffic, he'll be a complete idiot!
Despite doing live streaming for so long, A-Xia's live stream has never been very popular; even at its peak, the number of viewers never exceeded one thousand.
But today's session has only just begun, and there are already more than 500 people, and the number is still increasing.
After realizing this, when A-Xia looked at the rogue parrot in front of her, she was no longer just interested, but also filled with gratitude and desire!
This isn't a parrot! This is internet traffic! This is his own father!
"Little one, what's your name?"
Ah Xia spoke again, wanting to see if the little guy knew his name.
As soon as he uttered those words, that familiar, shrill voice came from the other end:
"I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father!"
"Call me Daddy! Call me Daddy!"
Ah Xia's lips twitched again. Although he wasn't angry, that didn't mean he wasn't speechless.
Because this happened so suddenly, he never imagined that he would encounter this situation during his live stream.
So, faced with the overwhelming amount of traffic, Xia was at a loss as to how to create a good show.
After holding it in for a long time, Xia could only bite the bullet and continue asking the questions she had asked before:
"Little one, say! Congratulations on your fortune!"
"Idiot!"
"May you be happy and prosperous!"
"Idiot!"
"Wishing you prosperity, little one! Wishing you prosperity!"
"Idiot! Big idiot!"
After several unsuccessful attempts to teach, Ah Xia wore a bitter smile.
Indeed, teaching a parrot to talk is not an easy task.
And at this moment, A-Xia couldn't tell whether the cockatoo truly didn't understand him or was pretending not to.
After all, every time he says "Wishing you prosperity," the cockatoo's response is always the same: "You idiot."
Could it be that "Wishing you prosperity" is some kind of trigger condition for a certain kind of rhetoric?
Thinking of this possibility, A-Xia shook her head and put the idea out of her mind.
After all, in his opinion, no one would be so bored as to train parrots and such things.
Soon, A-Xia showed a look of surprise and then took out a piece of bread from the bag on her back.
This was the dry food he brought on the road; he assumed the parrot would eat it.
He broke off a small piece from a large loaf of bread, made sure the parrot could eat it, and then carefully held it up to Chicken, once again showing a patient smile:
"Sweetie, say 'Wishing you prosperity'!"
Just when A-Xia and everyone in the live stream thought that this rogue parrot would continue to spew insults, an unexpected scene unfolded.
Looking at the bread in Ah Xia's hand, Chicken Bro's previous thuggish demeanor vanished, and his eyes instantly became clear.
It flapped its two wings and obediently shook its head:
"May you be happy and prosperous!"
"May you be happy and prosperous!"
Upon hearing those four long-awaited words, Xia was so excited she almost cried!
After holding it in for a long time, he finally turned to look at the camera, pointing his finger at Chicken Bro:
"This kid isn't stupid!"
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