The bankrupt zoo was saved entirely by the parrots' foul mouths.

Chapter 51 Chen Feng was dumbfounded. "Are you making a wish here?"

Chen Feng spoke with absolute certainty, as confident as an old Chinese medicine doctor diagnosing a minor ailment.

However, upon hearing Chen Feng's words, the talkative woman looked extremely nervous:

"Huh? That many?"

"He's never eaten so many hamburgers before. I used to feed him the way my ex-boyfriend fed him."

"My ex-boyfriend fed me like this back then, and I've never changed."

"I don't know what it means. My ex-boyfriend fed it, and it wouldn't bark. I've been feeding it for so long, and instead of being grateful, it barks and yells at me. It's just like my ex-boyfriend—an ungrateful creature!"

At first, the talkative woman was just puzzled, but as she talked, she became more and more agitated and aggrieved, as if she were complaining.

Upon hearing this, Chen Feng felt his head spin again, and his face turned extremely pale.

However, Chen Feng also knew that when dealing with this kind of person, he should never go along with her and talk to her, otherwise it would only make things more troublesome.

Besides, this is an animal livestream, not some kind of emotional livestream.

He's single himself, who cares about your stuff?

"Madam! Don't say anything yet, just do as I say."

"Give it another big bowl of dog food! We'll talk about everything else later."

Chen Feng spoke very slowly, almost as if he were enunciating each word slowly.

This made him speak very clearly, and his emotions were very strong.

This commanding manner of speaking subconsciously led the woman to do as Chen Feng said.

A short while later, the talkative woman brought the dog bowl back.

This time, the dog bowl was filled to the brim with dog food.

After the woman placed the bowl full of dog food on the ground, the Labrador Hamburger, just like before, looked at the dog food with desire in his eyes and wagged his tail incessantly.

However, it still did not go up to eat until it received the order.

This time, however, its expression towards the woman was full of surprise.

That expression was as if to say: Mom! What's going on? Is this the last meal? Tell me, who does Mom want to bite?

His exaggerated expression once again made the viewers in the live stream burst into laughter.

Even these non-professionals could see a lot of problems from the dog's expression.

First of all, the dog itself has no problems; it was entirely driven to this state by this woman.

It's not hard to infer from this that her ex-boyfriend might not have had any problems either, and was also forced into it by this woman.

The sad thing is, this guy's relationship with her not only resulted in his dog being detained, but also in the fact that his dog, whom he used to cherish like a treasure, was raised like this by his "stepmother." These two are really suffering...

"Eat."

In the live stream, Hamburger's expectant eyes finally received the woman's instruction to eat.

Upon hearing the sound, Labrador Burger pounced on it like a hungry wolf.

At the beginning, just like before, I ate the hamburger with gusto.

I wish I could bury my whole head in the bowl.

However, after two-thirds of the dog food in the bowl was visibly reduced, Hamburger's eating speed slowed down significantly.

I'm not eating as voraciously as I did at the beginning.

After a while, he started to eat the hamburger in small bites, and he was already starting to feel like he couldn't eat anymore.

Seeing this, Chen Feng sighed helplessly, his face full of pity:

"Okay, take its bowl away."

"From now on, feed them the same way you did before. I've observed it for a bit, and the amount of food you give each time should be level with the bowl. That should be a suitable amount."

"I guarantee your burgers won't leave you hungry or stuffed."

To be honest, after seeing this, Chen Feng had already started to feel sorry for the dog.

I don't know how it survived all this time; it's incredibly lucky it didn't starve to death.

Looking closely now, the dog is practically skin and bones; there's hardly any meat on its body.

"Huh?" Hearing Chen Feng's words, the talkative woman didn't react with understanding, but instead showed a puzzled expression. "No, I've always fed her like this before, and it's never been a problem!"

"My boyfriend used to feed me that much, why is he feeding me so much now?"

"Host, are you kidding me? Do you have dogs at your zoo? Do you really know anything about dogs?"

Listen to this!

The woman not only didn't take it seriously, but now she even began to doubt Chen Feng's professionalism.

These words not only infuriated Chen Feng, but even the viewers in the live stream couldn't hold back anymore.

[They're professionals at running zoos, why would you need to doubt them?]

Just feed it however I tell you to!

Ugh, I just can't stand it anymore. If you really can't stand it, just give the burger back to your ex-boyfriend. It's suffering with you!

Now I understand why your ex-boyfriend broke up with you. With your personality, even a dog couldn't stand you, let alone a human.

【I don't know why you wanted to take the hamburger, and then you didn't take good care of it. It's disgusting.】

Some people aren't actually bad, they're just stupid! But sometimes stupid people are more annoying than bad people!

[Brilliant, brother!]

……

Seeing the barrage of comments flooding the live stream, Chen Feng naturally understood that the audience was quite excited at the moment.

However, instead of rushing to appease the audience, he took a deep breath, regained his patience, and began trying to communicate with the woman:

"Girl, how big was your hamburger when your ex-boyfriend was supporting you?"

Chen Feng suddenly posed this question.

Upon hearing this, the talkative woman paused for a moment, then instinctively replied:

"I don't remember exactly, but it should have been four or five months old."

"So, how big are your hamburgers now?"

Without the slightest hesitation, Chen Feng immediately asked the second question.

This time, the woman answered much faster:

"She's about one year old."

"That's it!!!" Chen Feng suddenly became excited, as if he couldn't hold back any longer. "Back then, your Hamburger was less than six months old and couldn't eat much, but now he's all grown up!"

"A one-year-old puppy is almost an adult. Do you think it's reasonable to feed it the amount of food a four- or five-month-old puppy should eat?"

"To put it another way, if you're eating the same amount of food you ate when you were four or five years old, are you even going to be full?"

"Use your brain, girl! I think your hamburger is really suffering with you."

"Seriously! As an animal lover, I really can't bear to see your Hamburger suffer because of you. If it's really unbearable, why don't you consider returning Hamburger to your ex-boyfriend? It's so pitiful..."

After hearing so many outrageous statements from this woman, Chen Feng finally lost his temper.

At this point, he completely disregarded the need to be mindful of his emotions when speaking during a live stream, saying whatever came to mind without giving anyone any face.

It was obvious to the naked eye that the woman's eyes began to redden as she listened to Chen Feng's words.

Hearing these criticisms, the woman felt extremely wronged and was almost in tears.

Chen Feng wanted to say something more, but seeing how the other person was acting, he didn't know what to say and could only helplessly say:

"Remember what I said, and just feed them the way I just described from now on."

"Alright, that's settled then."

As he spoke, Chen Feng made a move to hang up the connection and move on to the next one.

He was truly fed up with this bizarre woman and didn't want to continue talking to her.

However, just a second before Chen Feng was about to hang up, the woman suddenly spoke:

"Wait, wait!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Feng subconsciously stopped, his face full of curiosity, wondering what else the woman wanted to say.

Soon, the woman wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and put on a gentle smile again:

"Hey streamer, you have a lot of viewers in your stream, could you help me find a boyfriend?"

"My requirements aren't high. I just need a car and a house in a first-tier city, a monthly income of 50,000 yuan, and someone who's good-looking, preferably with abs."

"Host, you have 10,000 viewers in your live stream right now, so finding someone like this should be easy! Could you please help me out? Thanks!"

After the woman finished speaking, Chen Feng was truly dumbfounded.

Then the guys in the live stream were all dumbfounded.

Sister, are you praying to Buddha here?

After a long pause, Chen Feng finally spoke:

"Sister! Do I look more like the Buddha or the Jade Emperor?"

As soon as Chen Feng spoke, the viewers in the live stream finally realized what was happening.

Especially after hearing Chen Feng's answer, the audience almost burst into laughter.

[Wow! Streamer, are you some kind of weasel begging for a title?]

[Even the weasel spirits, when asking for titles, only dare to ask if they resemble humans or gods. You're something else, coming up with either Buddha or the Jade Emperor right off the bat. You're truly brave!]

[What's so strange about that? Didn't the woman start by joking with the streamer?]

Wow! Owning a car and a house in a first-tier city, earning 50,000 yuan a month, and being handsome with abs—even Guanyin Bodhisattva wouldn't dare grant your wish. I bet only the Jade Emperor or Buddha could try.

[Just kidding, actually even Buddha and the Jade Emperor wouldn't dare agree to that...]

Do you know how many people in China, with a population of over one billion, are affected by the conditions you mentioned?

Even if there are people like that among us, they still look down on you!

Hey! Isn't the top-ranked fan, Gao Shan Liu Shui, streaming live? Gao Shan Liu Shui should fit the bill!

[@HighMountainFlowingWater, bro, come out on a blind date!]

[High Mountains and Flowing Water: Am I sick or are you guys sick?]

[Haha, my "High Mountain Flowing Water" brother really came out!]

[Brother Gaoshan Liushui, please help him out! The streamer is in a real bind!]

……

Seeing the unreliable behavior of the guys in the live stream, Chen Feng's face grew increasingly dark.

These guys even started making fun of him.

As for the talkative woman on the live stream, her expression was equally unpleasant as she looked at the comments in the chat.

She seemed confused as to why these guys were reacting so strongly when her demands weren't high.

She was about to start a proper debate with these guys, but before she could speak, Chen Feng interrupted:

"Alright, miss, this is a pet analysis livestream, not a matchmaking livestream. I can't help you with this."

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