Terrible news! My deskmate's first chapter is gone!
Chapter 156 Preparing for the Upgrade
Ye Lianbin smiled professionally, not dwelling on the issue too much.
After finishing a cup of tea, he gently exhaled a breath of hot air and handed two forms to the two people.
"Please take a look, I need to collect your personal information."
"You must not feel inferior, and don't be scared by the requests made by those girls before."
As the saying goes, boys will always like 18-year-olds.
"Aren't girls the same?"
"Being young means having good kidneys, and for some girls, that label is worth more than a mountain of gold and silver."
Chen Xi took it and filled it out truthfully.
Yang Wei had no idea what Chen Xi was up to, so he decided to see how Chen Xi wrote it first.
Seeing how realistic Chen Xi's writing was, he started writing as well.
But I don't know if it's because I got used to copying homework during my school days, but I always instinctively tilt my head.
"Sorry, I wrote it wrong. Please give me another one."
Ye Lianbin politely took the discarded form that Yang Wei handed him and glanced at it.
Good heavens, you even copied the name!
However, his excellent professionalism kept him smiling as he handed over a new copy of the past.
The content wasn't much, and the two of them finished writing it in less than 5 minutes.
Ye Lianbin took it and glanced at it.
As he expected, neither of them had a high level of education; one was a high school graduate and the other a vocational school graduate. Both of them had the character "中" (zhong, meaning middle or secondary school) in their names, so they really were half-brothers.
Ye Lianbin's eyes narrowed slightly when he saw the note at the bottom:
"Chen Xi, right?"
"You can write in the notes here that the woman must be no older than 24, and also have large breasts, a big butt, a slim waist, long legs, and a history of chastity."
"Isn't your request a bit excessive?"
"Is that too much?"
Chen Xi spoke with a dismissive tone:
"My current advantage is my youth, so my target audience is naturally women who like young men."
"That way, I'm basically the client. What's wrong with me making some demands?"
"You only said the 'confiscation clauses' for those girls were 'somewhat excessive,' but how come it's 'too excessive' when the genders are reversed and it's applied to me?"
"And where did it go too far?"
"I'm only 18, and I'm asking someone to be no older than 24? That's like having the mindset of holding two gold bricks!"
"Yes, you're sexist!"
Yang Wei, naturally, blindly sided with Chen Xi and immediately threw a punch.
"Cough cough..."
After Ye Lianbin coughed tactically, he skipped the topic altogether:
"That's not reasonable. You're demanding big breasts and a slim waist."
"But a large bust can't possibly mean a small waist; that's a rule!"
"How is that impossible?"
"Don't let my high school education fool you; I know that technology changes lives!"
"All right."
"What's that big fart?"
"To have a son!"
"My family is very patriarchal; every generation must produce someone who brings glory to the family!"
"That mark of loyalty?"
"People don't value this much anymore."
Chen Xi ignored Ye Lianbin's explanation, adopting the attitude of a client, only making demands and not considering anything else.
"Just because modern people don't value it doesn't mean I don't. What I have, my partner should also have!"
"Okay, okay."
Faced with Chen Xi's domineering declaration, Ye Lianbin could only respond with two "okay"s.
Then he turned his gaze to another form in his hand.
The preceding content was similar to Chen Xi's, all quite normal, but it started to distort when it came to the notes:
"Must the woman be proficient in import and export trade?"
"And they require the other person to have no prior dating experience?"
"Yes."
Yang Wei nodded:
"I prefer girls who are more international."
"As for not having any dating experience, well, I don't have any, and she can't have any either!"
Ye Lianbin wiped the fine beads of sweat from his forehead:
"But science can't save you from this request!"
"What a contradiction!"
Yang Wei crossed his arms in front of his chest, imitating Chen Xi and adopting the same attitude as the client:
"Besides technology changing lives, there's another saying: knowledge changes destiny!"
"Actually, it's not contradictory. She can learn by watching videos, just like she would for a certification exam!"
After a few seconds of silence, Ye Lianbin finally nodded:
"Alright, I'll help you see if there are any girls who are a good match for you."
"By the way, neither of us has any dowry, car, house, or hardware. We have nothing but ourselves."
"Remember to add this line, I'm afraid they'll think I'm a rich kid."
"I'll give it a try..."
......
After leaving the wedding planning company.
Chen Xi and his companion returned to the elbow strike plaza and continued with their original plan.
At this moment, Yang Wei couldn't help but ask:
"Boss, what exactly is in this medicine you're selling?"
"Also, do we really think any girl will agree to those requirements we wrote down?"
"meeting."
Chen Xi answered simply and directly.
"As for what I'm really up to, I can't be sure right now. I can only wait and see. If nothing unexpected happens, we should have a result soon."
After saying that, he leaned close to Yang Wei's ear and whispered a few words.
Yang Wei's eyes lit up immediately after hearing this.
"Is this some kind of crazy tactic?"
Chen Xi nodded:
"This is just my guess, but it should be quite accurate, otherwise he wouldn't have started a wedding planning company."
"We just need to wait. Even if we get nothing, we won't lose anything."
"receive!"
Yang Wei used the most outrageous words to bring the conversation to a close.
......
After 6 hours.
10:00 AM.
beep~
Chen Xi's phone rang; it was Ye Lianbin calling.
"Xiao Chen, I've found a girl who fits your criteria. Would you like to meet her?"
"The other party has more free time, so we can meet now."
Hearing this, Yang Wei gave a thumbs up, with an expression that said, "Boss, you're incredibly insightful."
"I'm busy right now."
"Around 8 pm, that's when I'm relatively free."
He paused for a moment:
"Yang Wei is only available at this time."
Chen Xi naturally wouldn't choose to meet during the day, since only at night could he barely find some dignity as a Tier II powerhouse!
Aren't you unemployed?
However, Ye Lianbin naturally kept these thoughts to himself.
"Okay, evening is fine too, they have plenty of time."
"OK."
"Can we meet at your company?"
"I don't have much money. If we don't click, I won't waste money on the meal."
"No problem, the woman feels the same way and doesn't want either of them to incur unnecessary expenses."
"Yeah?"
"She's quite understanding; I hope she's easy to get along with."
After hanging up the phone, Chen Xi was already quite confident about their meeting that evening.
"Let's go somewhere else, so they don't get suspicious."
The two then went directly to the subway station, a place with a large flow of people, and they did see several fake people there.
However, no suitable wild pseudo-human was found.
Chen Xi's method of searching is most effective when he stakes out the same place.
The change of venue will take at least until the next day to show results.
But it doesn't matter now; changing locations is just a way to kill time.
And so, it came to 19:30 PM.
"It's exactly 30 minutes from here."
Chen Xi glanced at his watch, then stood up and patted Yang Wei on the shoulder:
"Ready to upgrade!"
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