Courtyard House: The Chef's Intelligence System

When Jia Zhangshi heard Yan Bugui call her "Mom", her face changed drastically!

She was first stunned, then surprised, then flustered, and finally a happy smile appeared on her face.

She covered her mouth and ran into the yard, shouting at the top of her lungs:

"Oh my God, Yan Bugui actually called me 'Mom'! I don't have a son that old!"

"What a tragedy!"

Yan Bugui reached out to grab Jia Zhangshi, but ended up remaining in the same position.

"Hahahaha..." Li Jiuzhou laughed heartily, clutching his stomach.

Yan Bugui was awakened by Li Jiuzhou's laughter, his expression one of utter disgust and exasperation.

"Jiuzhou, what the hell is this?!"

Li Jiuzhou responded with a smile:

"Haha, Teacher Yan, you're the one who couldn't keep your mouth shut, you have to admit it."

"Hurry up and go out and explain, or your wife will start a fight with Jia Zhangshi."

Yang Ruihua was busy in the kitchen when she overheard Jia Zhangshi's words. She quickly ran out, her eyes filled with hostility.

"Jia Zhangshi, what nonsense are you spouting? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart."

Upon hearing this, Madam Jia showed no anger. Instead, she smiled brightly at Yang Ruihua and spoke to her in a tone befitting an elder:

"Daughter-in-law, hello there! What did you make for lunch? Mom will come over in a bit to try your cooking."

Yang Ruirui was furious after hearing this, and grabbed a broom from the doorway to scare Jia Zhangshi:

"What nonsense are you talking about? Have you taken the wrong medicine, you idiot?"

Madam Jia quickly retorted, for she couldn't lose a verbal argument with a woman:

"You're the idiot, your whole family are idiots. Just now in Jiuzhou's courtyard, your husband called me 'Mom'."

"If you don't believe me, have them come out and testify!"

By this time, many neighbors had already come to visit.

Li Jiuzhou and Yan Bugui also came out.

Yan Bugui's forehead was covered in sweat; he was nervous. Hearing Jia Zhangshi say this, he quickly explained:

"It's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding. There's nothing to see here. It's time to go home and have dinner."

Seeing this, Jia Zhangshi didn't say much. She and several other old women walked back to the central courtyard, gesturing wildly as they recounted how Yan Bugui had just called her "Mom."

The old ladies just listened to it for fun.

Yan Bugui sighed upon seeing this; he had already predicted that this matter would definitely spread throughout the entire courtyard today.

After returning home, Yang Ruihua said with dissatisfaction:

"Honey, did you really call Jia Zhangshi 'Mom'?"

Yan Bugui sighed:

"Oh, I just misspoke in the heat of the moment."

Yang Ruihua became even more anxious upon hearing this: "Wouldn't that make Jia Zhangshi extremely smug? It's so uncomfortable for her to be so domineering over me!"

"That's it, let's just ignore her and eat." Yan Bugui didn't want to continue this topic; talking about it too much would give him a headache.

Just as Yan Bugui had expected, after Jia Zhangshi returned home, she spread the word far and wide, and by evening the entire courtyard knew that Yan Bugui was calling Jia Zhangshi "Mom."

When Jia Dongxu came home from get off work and heard this, he almost died laughing. He had been promoted to a higher generation for no reason. Where could he go to complain? He had to have a couple of drinks to celebrate.

That night, while strolling to the outhouse, I saw the two Yan brothers, Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang.

Over the years, the two brothers have grown quite a bit taller, especially Yan Jiecheng, who is now in the second year of junior high school and is almost 1.7 meters tall.

Seeing the two brothers, Jia Dongxu couldn't help but tease them, and his tone became frivolous due to the alcohol:

"Hey, aren't these my two dear nephews? Where have you been wandering off to?"

Yan Jiecheng didn't want to pay attention to him and walked past him while holding his younger brother's clothes. He could smell the smell of alcohol on Jia Dongxu from a distance, but he didn't take his teasing seriously.

But Jia Dongxu was displeased: "Hey, you two brats have no manners! Didn't you hear your uncle calling you? Is this how your father raised you?"

"They even call themselves a scholarly family, what a load of rubbish."

After Jia Dongxu finished speaking, he coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and jumped up and left.

"Pah! Bah!"

Perhaps Jia Dongxu's phlegm was too thick and flew directly onto the back of Yan Jiefang's head.

Yan Jiefang touched the back of his head, feeling a warm sensation and almost vomiting. He cried out to his brother, "Brother, Jia Dongxu threw up on my head!"

"Damn it!" Yan Jiecheng couldn't hold back any longer. It was fine for a drunkard to say some nasty things, and Jia Dongxu was too drunk to argue with him.

Spitting is fine, I can tolerate it, but if you spit directly on someone, then there's no way to resolve this peacefully. My father always said, when you can't tolerate it anymore, you don't have to tolerate it anymore!

Yan Jiecheng felt that he had done his best today.

Then he roared angrily:

"Liberate them, kill them!"

After saying that, he rushed straight towards Jia Dongxu.

Yan Jiefang naturally followed suit and spat phlegm on his head. This was the ultimate insult, and the young man could not swallow it.

Because Yan Jiecheng took the initiative, he jumped up and kicked Jia Dongxu to the ground.

Jia Dongxu cried out in pain, "Damn it, that brat dared to kick me!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than another kick landed squarely on his face. It was Yan Jiefang, the little brat, who was now ruthless and showing no mercy.

"I'll fucking make you vomit, I'll fucking kill you!"

Although Jia Dongxu had drunk quite a bit, he still had strength. After taking a flurry of punches, he got up and started to fight back.

Under the moonlight, in the alley, three figures walked back and forth, their mouths uttering C language phrases.

It's true that Jia Dongxu has strength, but it depends on his condition. Today, he was clearly not in good condition and had also been drinking.

Although the two Yan brothers were not fully grown, even two fists can't fight four hands.

The two Yan brothers faced off head-on while the other launched a sneak attack from behind, and Jia Dongxu was caught off guard and knocked to the ground again.

Yan Jiefang squatted down and punched Jia Dongxu hard in the stomach.

"Pfft~" Jia Dongxu hunched over and vomited all over the ground; he almost vomited up his excrement from that punch.

Yan Jiefang felt it wasn't enough, so he sucked up a mouthful of blood and spat it onto Jia Dongxu's face.

Jia Dongxu was on the verge of tears, and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Murder! Help!"

In fact, Yan Bugui heard the commotion when the three started fighting, but he didn't dare to go out and check it out alone, because he would be in big trouble if he encountered enemy agents.

So they called a lot of people, and they were gathered in the front yard when Jia Dongxu's cries for help came over.

"Oh no, that's Dongxu's voice! Everyone, follow me!" Yi Zhonghai realized what was happening and grabbed the door bolt, rushing out.

Seeing this, the others grabbed their weapons and rushed out. It has to be said that the No. 95 compound was still very united at this time.

Yan Bugui even grabbed his own kitchen knife and charged out, looking incredibly heroic!

Li Jiuzhou and Sha Zhu had just returned from get off work when they saw a large group of people rushing out of the courtyard as soon as they parked their car at the gate.

"What are you doing?" Sha Zhu asked.

"Dongxu is in trouble. The sound is coming from the outhouse," Da Hu replied from the crowd.

After exchanging a glance, Li Jiuzhou and Shazhu parked their car and immediately followed.

When Yi Zhonghai led the crowd over, they were dumbfounded. Jia Dongxu was lying on the ground, howling in pain, while the Yan brothers were covered in bruises and swelling.