Courtyard House: The Chef's Intelligence System
Chapter 438 Pagoda Suppresses River Demon
After Director Wang and others helped Aunt Liu change her clothes, they asked her children to come and pay their respects to the body.
This is the last time, because they need to be cremated immediately, so it's a special case.
The children burst into tears, and Aunt Liu's husband was also heartbroken. He was indeed useless, but what had happened could only be accepted.
He still has three children to raise, otherwise he might want to die.
The neighbors who were watching the commotion had mixed expressions when they heard the children crying, most of them with sympathy.
There is no shortage of compassionate people in this era; they are generally simple and honest, and they are helpless in the face of such things.
Life has its ups and downs, its joys and its sorrows, and its tragedies...
As Aunt Liu's body was taken away for cremation, the crowd dispersed. Some went to work, some went to school, and those at home continued their monotonous housework.
The second son of the Yan family, Jiefang, is in sixth grade. Today, he went to school with a toad in his pocket.
During breaks, he would show it off to his classmates like a treasure.
That's right, it's just playing around. Nobody's afraid. Even little girls aren't afraid of this thing. This is nothing.
It's just a toad, what's there to be afraid of?
One little girl was so fond of it that she took out a piece of candy from her pocket and traded it with Yan Bufang for the toad.
The reason was simply to let her play with it for a whole class period.
Yan Jiefang had no reason to refuse, so he took the triangular candy and smelled it.
He fell in love instantly.
Then he put it in his mouth.
Yan Jiefang closed his eyes and enjoyed the sweet taste, finding it to be the best flavor in the world.
But things weren't that simple. The little girl's candy wasn't an ordinary candy; it was a pagoda-shaped candy.
It tastes good and works well!
In short, everyone who has tried it says it's great!
Those who haven't eaten it have been vaccinated since childhood.
In those days, the general public's understanding of injections was limited to those who were about to die or were very seriously ill and needed injections.
Anyway, Yan Jiefang definitely made a profit; he didn't lose anything on this trip.
Even if Yan Bugui knew, he would still have to give his second son a thumbs up.
Two classes had passed, and there were still 20 minutes left before school ended. Yan Jiefang was restless in the classroom.
It wasn't that he felt uncomfortable anywhere, but he felt like something was trying to crawl out of his anus.
He thought it was a hallucination, since he had never heard of such a thing.
Since get out of class was almost over, I figured I might as well just bear with it.
But how could anyone resist such a thing? In less than 30 seconds, Yan Jiefang felt something emerging.
He was utterly horrified!
He was terrified and had no other choice but to ask his teacher for help.
He quickly raised his hand:
"teacher!"
The male teacher adjusted his glasses:
"Yan Jiefang, what's up?"
"Teacher, I feel like there are bugs crawling out of my butt," Yan Jiefang said, gritting his teeth and covering his buttocks.
The teacher thought for a moment after hearing this, but he quickly guessed what it meant and gave a meaningful smile:
"Jiefang, don't be in such a hurry. Did you eat candy today?"
Upon hearing this, Yan Jiefang blurted out, "How did the teacher know?"
"That candy you're talking about should be a pagoda-shaped candy, which is also a deworming medicine. Eating it will kill the roundworms in your stomach," the teacher explained.
"What should we do?" Yan Jiefang was almost in tears.
"What else can you do? If you can hold it in, go to the toilet and poop. If you can't hold it in, pull down your pants and the teacher will pull it out for you."
Upon hearing this, Yan Jiefang immediately stood up from his seat, turned around, and ran towards the restroom.
He still has some self-respect; how could he possibly take his pants off right here?
Yan Bufang had only taken two steps when he heard a gasp:
"Oops, it fell! It's free, the bug fell!"
It turned out that a classmate had seen a white worm, about the size and length of a chopstick, fall out of Yan Jiefang's trouser leg.
"Wow..." The students were all stunned!
Yan Jiefang turned around and was utterly astonished. Then, he angrily pointed at the female classmate who had given him the candy:
"Tong Jia, why are you feeding me this stuff?"
Tong Jia said somewhat innocently:
"I didn't know this candy had such effects. Didn't you say it tasted really good when you ate it?"
Yan Jiefang was speechless and died on the spot!
The teacher waved his hand dismissively.
"Yan Jiefang, get him out of here right now. If that doesn't work, call your father, Director Yan."
Yan Jiefang felt it was best not to trouble his father with this matter, as he could handle it himself.
So I tore off a few sheets of paper from the exercise book, wrapped them up, and took them out to throw away.
The news quickly spread throughout the entire school.
Some people are already used to it, because they've seen it before.
Yan Bugui's face darkened. He knew about pagoda-shaped sugar, but he had never given it to his children.
Now his son has accidentally eaten it and even pooped out a big worm, which is really embarrassing for Director Yan.
When the news reached the neighbors in the courtyard, they were all surprised and went to ask Yan Bugui about it.
After receiving his explanation, many people went to the hospital to buy pagoda-shaped sugar pills.
Because it's a good thing. Every family has children, and if they poop out, it means the candy is effective.
Yi Zhonghai bought a big bag of them and ate the stems like beans.
It naturally produced a huge pile of poop. This little rascal eats all sorts of things, even chicken droppings, so it's normal for him to poop a lot.
The pagoda-shaped sugar was so effective that word quickly spread throughout Nanluoguxiang, and everyone bought it for their children.
First of all, it should be noted that not everyone has roundworms in their stomach.
Children who don't have it can really eat pagoda-shaped candies as candy; they taste really good.
Li Jiuzhou had also somewhat forgotten about this, and gave it to his son, who didn't react much.
Moreover, some people pass large worms, while others pass very small worms, which can only be detected by careful observation.
Anyway, it doesn't matter whether the kids have roundworms or not, just eat it, it's not expensive.
Of course, some very clever people might think that children have roundworms in their stomachs, but what about adults?
So I went to ask the doctor, and he actually prescribed me deworming pills for adults.
This brilliant man was actually a fool, and the result was that even he himself was terrified when he saw the poop he produced.
It's unbelievable; he could have processed this on his own.
But he has one good point: he loves to share.
As a result, all the neighbors in the courtyard knew about it, so what was the point of honing it? They just bought medicine to get rid of the parasites!
Having roundworms in your stomach is disgusting, but a few pills can solve it.
Even a seemingly strong young man like Sha Zhu is full of worms, let alone them.
Everyone went to get dewormed.
The thinner a person is, the more roundworms they tend to have in their stomach.
Xu Damao was tall but thin, and his stomach was full of roundworms.
Doctors do not recommend that older people or people with other ailments take deworming pills.
The deaf old woman didn't eat it; she wanted to eat it, but she was more afraid of dying.
After Jia Zhangshi ate it, the person who had diarrhea lost seven or eight pounds.
She reacted quite strongly.
After about ten days, everyone in the hospital felt refreshed, having gone through a round of detoxification.
Li Jiuzhou ate it too, and only produced a tiny bit of stool...
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