Courtyard House: The Chef's Intelligence System

When Zhou Yue got home, she immediately told her parents about it.

Zhou's parents shook their heads as they listened. Then Zhou Yue's second uncle arrived and, upon hearing the story, was also at a loss for words.

He shook his head and said:

"This sounds so mysterious to me. It's not just about breaking up someone's marriage; it's about cutting off the Liu family's lineage."

"If this gets out, who the hell would dare to marry Liu Guangqi?"

"Besides, this kind of thing is difficult to investigate. You can't exactly take Liu Guangqi's pants off and examine him, can you?"

Mr. Zhou asked his daughter:

"Xiaoyue, what do you think of Liu Guangqi?"

Zhou Yue stroked her chin and thought for a while before saying:

"I think he's alright. He has a scholarly air about him, and he's clean and tidy. Judging from his tone of voice, he really enjoys studying technology."

"And he's already a level 14 technician at such a young age, and he mentioned celebrating the Chinese New Year."

"We can't be sure if there's anything wrong with their body yet. Like my second uncle said, we can't just grab someone's crotch to check, can we?" Zhou Yue blushed as she said this.

"That...that's so presumptuous..."

"That's way too presumptuous..." Zhou's father replied.

"Hahahaha..." As soon as Zhou's father said this, the whole family almost burst out laughing.

The next day, Uncle Zhou took Liu Haizhong outside for a smoke, and also invited Liu Guangqi along.

The three of them lit cigarettes, but Uncle Zhou remained silent for a long time, which made the Liu father and son anxious.

Liu Haizhong couldn't help but ask:

"Hey Lao Zhou, just say what's on your mind, what's with all the beating around the bush?"

Uncle Zhou shook his head and looked at Liu Guangqi:

"Guangqi, support your dad. I'm afraid he'll faint from excitement."

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong's heart skipped a beat. He knew things weren't simple, but he couldn't back down, so he waved his hand dismissively:

"Why would I help you up? I've seen it all in my life, I've been a legend for years."

"Old Zhou, just say it, I can handle it."

Seeing Liu Haizhong's confident assertion, Uncle Zhou immediately abandoned all pretense of restraint.

"That's right. Yesterday, my niece Zhou Yue was stopped on her way home by someone who was wearing a mask, so we couldn't see her face."

"But he said a few things, he said that his nephew Guangqi only has one testicle, and that the two were junior high school classmates. Most importantly, he said that he had even touched Guangqi's nephew's private parts..."

"Look at him saying that, which girl would dare to marry him..."

"Uh..." Liu Hai was stunned, feeling his blood rush to his head, and he fell straight backward...

"Hey, hey, hey, in the sea..."

"Dad, what's wrong...?"

"Guangqi, press the philtrum, press the philtrum..."

The two of them hurriedly caught Liu Haizhong to prevent him from falling, and it took them a while for him to recover.

Liu Haizhong, instead of getting angry, turned his gaze to his son, Liu Guangqi.

"Dad, why are you looking at me like that?" Liu Guangqi felt his father's gaze was a little creepy.

"Guangqi, take off your pants so Dad can check them." Liu Haizhong's gaze remained sharp.

"Dad, I'm your son, don't you believe me?" Liu Guangqi felt like dying.

Uncle Zhou touched his nose. He really wanted to laugh, but he felt that laughing would be disrespectful to the two of them.

"Hurry up and take it off. Dad won't feel at ease if you don't check. You have to prove your innocence in front of Uncle Zhou, or your life will be ruined, you know?" Liu Haizhong almost roared.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's not that bad. I believe Guangqi is normal," Uncle Zhou quickly reassured him.

"No, you have to take it off, hurry up!" Liu Haizhong looked at his son with a fierce glint in his eyes.

He had to clear his son's name in front of Uncle Zhou.

Liu Guangqi is a very smart person. Although his father's approach was a bit rough, it was definitely effective.

So, gritting his teeth, he took off his pants.

Amidst the biting wind, a large cannon was displayed before Liu Haizhong and Uncle Zhou.

Liu Haizhong pulled his Uncle Zhou down to squat down, carefully examining his son's cannon. After seeing it clearly, he smiled.

"Old Zhou, look, nothing's missing. I knew it! How could my son be missing an egg? He's got a lot of eggs, after all. He's my son."

Uncle Zhou nodded upon hearing this:

"It's true that it's not missing, but the skin is a bit long and smooth. You should go to the hospital to have it cut off sometime. I heard it only takes about ten minutes and is painless."

He even bounced his bangs a couple of times with great interest:

"That's right, nothing's missing. Old Zhou, you can ride along too."

Upon hearing this, Uncle Zhou quickly stood up with a look of disgust.

"Get out of here, Guangqi, put your pants on. Uncle knows you've been framed."

Liu Guangqi, utterly dejected, pulled up his pants, his eyes blazing with anger, and asked Uncle Zhou:

"Uncle Zhou, do you know who did this?"

Uncle Zhou shook his head:

"He was masked, but my niece saw his bicycle license plate number clearly. You can check it out."

The license plate number is "京.东城014567".

"The license plate number from Dongcheng District? I understand, Lao Zhou. Thank you for your help with this matter. I also need you to explain things clearly to my brother's family. My Guangqi has been wronged."

Uncle Zhou smiled upon hearing this:

"Don't worry, I'm here. I like Guangqi too. It would be best if our two families could get together."

Liu Haizhong nodded:

"Okay, you go ahead and do what you need to do. I need to talk to Guangqi about something."

After Uncle Zhou left, the father and son remained silent.

"Dad, who do you think is trying to get me?" Liu Guangqi asked.

"Go with Dad to find Zhu Zi. He has connections at the Dongcheng Police Station. His car license plate is from our Dongcheng District. It'll be easy to find out."

The father and son went to find Sha Zhu, only to find Xu Damao there as well.

When Liu Haizhong awkwardly explained the situation, the expressions on their faces were quite interesting.

"Guangqi, you're not really missing an egg, are you?" Shazhu asked curiously.

"Guangqi, take off your pants and let your two older brothers see." Before Liu Guangqi could respond, Liu Haizhong made the decision for his son.

Liu Guangqi was extremely upset:

"Dad~ When I was little, my two older brothers, Zhuzi and Damao, would often swim naked in the river. They knew exactly how many eggs I had~"

Xu Damao grinned mischievously:

"Who knows if you'll drop a testicle halfway through your growth? Hurry up and take your pants off so we brothers can take a look."

"Hurry up and take it off!" Liu Haizhong urged.

Liu Guangqi had no choice but to take off his pants again.

Xu Damao looked down and began to comment:

"Hmm, not bad. There's a significant gap between him and me, but he's more than enough compared to Sha Zhu."

Sha Zhu immediately bristled upon hearing this:

"Fuck your grandpa, Xu Damao, you're asking for it, aren't you? So what if you're big? A man's worth isn't about size, it's about stamina."

"You think I don't know about your pathetic kung fu skills?"

"The old lady told me everything, it was quick and urgent..."

Xu Damao's face turned green upon hearing this:

"You old deaf woman, I'll curse her ancestors!"