When I stopped licking, the lady panicked.
Chapter 32 Wanxianglou's New Tricks
"Young Master Lin, I've missed you so much!"
As soon as Lin Xuan opened the door, he saw a fat man with a large belly, greasy face, and a lewd smile running towards him.
Lin Xuan quickly dodged to the side, but Xun Fu stepped on the threshold and fell face-first into the mud.
"You idiot, what are you doing?" Lin Xuan rolled his eyes and helped him up.
"It's been so long since we last met, I missed you." Xun Fu chuckled.
Seeing his appearance, Lin Xuan couldn't be more disgusted.
However, thinking of how he had caused the death of his entire family in his previous life, Lin Xuan no longer felt so disgusted with him.
"You think I'm only arriving now?" Lin Xuan punched Xun Fu's arm.
Xun Fu rubbed his arm and said with a wronged expression, "I came before, but you only thought about your wife and completely ignored us brothers."
Lin Xuan said, "They just got married, so the novelty is still there. They're already tired of it now."
"Really? You used to follow Yun Xiyue around all the time, practically shoving your head in her ear. You got tired of it?" Xun Fu asked, looking incredulous.
Lin Xuan said, "If you don't believe me, go to the side room and see. She's washing clothes there."
"Huh?" Xun Fu exclaimed in surprise, "No, you're asking Yun Xiyue to do your clothes? You're kidding me!"
He'd seen how much Lin Xuan fawned over him before. He'd practically emptied his pockets to marry Yun Xiyue. Did he really think he'd get tired of him? Did he really think Yun Xiyue would do his laundry? Nobody believed that!
No sooner had Xun Fu finished speaking than Yun Xiyue's scream rang out from outside: "Lin Xuan! You're not human! My hands are all cracked, and you didn't even bother to look at them! I quit! I'm going back to my parents' house! Waaaaah!"
Xun Fu was stunned. He turned his head and saw Yun Xiyue running in from outside, crying. Her hair was messy and split, and she had lost her usual radiance.
Upon seeing Xun Fu there, Yun Xiyue froze on the spot and quickly tidied her appearance to maintain her image.
"What did you just say?" Lin Xuan asked.
Yun Xiyue quickly wiped away her tears and stammered, "I...I said I missed home."
"Then go back," Lin Xuan said nonchalantly.
Yun Xiyue pursed her lips, feeling caught in a dilemma, and said, "I...I don't want to anymore. You guys talk, I'll go first."
After saying that, Yun Xiyue fled back to the side room as if she were escaping.
Perhaps feeling that returning to the side room would be beneath her dignity, Yun Xiyue ran out of the side room and into the main room.
Seeing Yun Xiyue's series of frantic actions, Xun Fu had no choice but to believe it.
He silently gave a thumbs up and said, "Young Master Lin, brilliant!"
"First, pretend to be infatuated with her, coax her into the game, and then pin her down."
"Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!"
Lin Xuan waved his hand, switching into a mutual compliment mode, and said, "In this respect, you are still the best. Tell me, in the entire Qingzhou City, which courtesan hasn't been embraced by you, Young Master Xun, and lived a life of debauchery?"
"Sigh, it's all in the past. Without you, Young Master Lin, the brothers can't have any fun anymore." Xun Fu sighed, then immediately looked at Lin Xuan excitedly, "Old Lin, I recently discovered a new way to have fun, want to try it?"
"Is it cricket fighting again?" Lin Xuan asked, speechless.
Xun Fu shook his head and said, "Of course not."
"What is that?" Lin Xuan asked curiously.
Xun Fu said, "Listen to music in the brothel."
Lin Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "Is this considered new?"
"You don't understand, this time is different!" Xun Fu said excitedly, "This time, listening to music is not an ordinary listening to music, but a performance that includes entering the incense room and the private room."
"Oh?" Lin Xuan stroked his chin and asked, "What do you mean?"
Xun Fu's eyes lit up as he said, "They can not only sing, but also play the roles you need, such as a captured female general or a talented woman from a fallen family."
"They can act in anything you need, and they'll even arrange the script for you."
Upon hearing this, Lin Xuan smiled helplessly.
He's lived for hundreds of years; he'd seen this kind of thing in his previous life.
"How was it, Lao Lin? Wasn't it exciting?" Xun Fu asked excitedly.
Lin Xuan said, "You bastard, you're probably out of money again, so you're trying to trick me into coming over to split the expenses with you, right?"
After his thoughts were exposed, Xun Fu smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and said, "Good brother, please help me out. I've really never played with this before."
"Moreover, their top courtesan is extremely rare and highly sought after; you need to book her a week in advance!"
"I finally managed to get an appointment, but a bunch of idiots actually inflated the price, raising it by more than three times."
"I have no other choice but to ask you for help."
Lin Xuan shook his head helplessly.
Upon seeing this, Xun Fu immediately knelt down and said, "Godfather! I finally managed to get a date with their courtesan. If I can't go this time, who knows when I'll be able to get another date!"
"Godfather, please help me. If you help me this time, I'll do anything you ask me to do in the future."
"I'd be happy to sell my ass even if you asked me to!"
"Holy shit!" Lin Xuan kicked Xun Fu right away. "Who cares about your ass!"
Xun Fu chuckled and said, "Godfather, please help your brother."
Lin Xuan rubbed his forehead helplessly and said, "I can help you, but I need you to find out if anyone needs soul cultivation pills. I can buy them wholesale at low prices."
"Soul cultivation? Old Lin, where did you get soul cultivation pills? This school of thought is very obscure," Xun Fu said.
Seeing that Xun Fu actually knew about soul cultivation, Lin Xuan was somewhat surprised and said, "You actually know about soul cultivation."
"Of course! I've been with all the courtesans in Qingzhou City, and even outside of Qingzhou City. I've heard a lot of strange tales from them, so this soul cultivation is nothing special to me," Xun Fu said proudly.
Lin Xuan said, "Then help me find out some information."
"Isn't this a coincidence? Wanxianglou, the place I mentioned that has some new tricks up its sleeve, its owner knows all sorts of people. Coincidentally, I'm quite familiar with him, so I can recommend you two to get to know each other," Xun Fu said.
Upon hearing this, Lin Xuan frowned.
"Wanxianglou? Why does that name sound so familiar?"
After pondering for a moment, Lin Xuan suddenly remembered some information about Wanxianglou.
The owner of Wanxianglou was named Ouyang Chengdu, a man with a robust build and handsome features.
However, although he was already married, he did not like women and could only be attracted to men.
Moreover, he had unique tastes, particularly favoring fair-skinned, round-faced men with full beards.
For example, someone like Xun Fu.
In his previous life, Lin Xuan had heard Xun Fu say that the owner of Wanxianglou wanted to invite him to dinner, but ended up getting him drunk.
The next day, Xun Fu woke up in an unfamiliar bed with a burning pain in his buttocks.
From then on, Xun Fu completely gave up his addiction to Wanxianglou.
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan suddenly had an idea and looked at Xun Fu with a mischievous smile.
Xun Fu felt a chill run down his spine under Lin Xuan's gaze and said, "Old Lin, why are you suddenly looking at me like that?"
Lin Xuan patted Xun Fu on the shoulder and asked with a sincere smile, "If I'm willing to help you, will you agree to anything I ask?"
"Of course..." Xun Fu stammered, feeling insecure under Lin Xuan's gaze.
"If I remember correctly, you like married women, right?" Lin Xuan asked again.
"yes……"
"That works!"
Lin Xuan patted Xun Fu happily, stood up, and pulled him outside.
Xun Fu asked him with a blank look, "Old Lin, where are you taking me?"
"Wanxianglou!" Lin Xuan said firmly.
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