Siheyuan: Hang Jia Dongxu, smash Banggeng to death!

"You think I can't find you just because you're hiding? It's no use. You're such a dashing man, so outstanding, so dazzling."

A man with a full beard, named Ruhua, stood at the entrance of the alley outside the train station, muttering to himself in the darkness ahead.

The moonlight shone on him, highlighting his robust physique, his thick chest hair, and his small, affectionate eyes.

in the dark.

The ghostly figure that had just followed froze.

Lin Tian stood in the center of the shadows, thinking to himself: Is this woman...man talking about me?

Looking down at his ghostly form, he realized it was semi-transparent, without any physical form, and even moonlight passed right through it.

Normal people can't see it at all.

How did this guy discover it?

Does he have the ability to see ghosts?

Ru Hua continued speaking tenderly into the darkness: "I've been having a headache lately because of evil spirits. It was only when I was running for my life that I realized you were all I could think about."

He reached out and stroked his beard, a shy expression on his face. "Big Butt told me that only sleeping with you can cure me."

I'm giving you a chance to be a good person, don't be ungrateful, come out now.

Lin Tian gripped the axe tightly in the darkness.

Another string of zeros?

Just as he was about to angrily step out of the darkness, a man's voice broke the silence.

"flowery!"

A figure slowly emerged from the darkness at the street corner. The man had a square face, thick eyebrows, and big eyes, and exuded an air of righteousness.

"Ru Hua, it's impossible for us."

Tang Hu gazed at Ru Hua with deep affection, his eyes reddening: "Our love cannot be accepted by the world. Let's each run for our lives."

not me?

Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief.

The ghost leaned against the wall, watching this scene, feeling extremely fortunate.

Thank goodness.

I didn't attract the attention of these perverts.

He silently thought to himself, "System, you're right. The corrupt practices in this courtyard are getting worse and worse. They need to be cured."

The system blushed and said, "[...Ah? Yes, yes, yes. The host is right.]"

Lin Tian frowned.

Why did he feel that the system's voice was a little...

But before he could think about it further...

Tang Hu walked up to Ru Hua, and the two of them, less than a meter apart, gazed at each other with deep affection.

Ru Hua raised her hand, picked her nose, and flicked it onto Tang Hu's clothes. "You rascal~ why did you take so long to get here?"

He stomped his foot playfully, the gesture, the expression, the...

Lin Tian turned his head away, unable to bear looking at him.

Tang Hu reached out and grasped Ru Hua's hand: "Ru Hua, I shouldn't have avoided you. But our relationship..."

"Stop talking."

Ru Hua covered his mouth, "What do worldly opinions matter as long as I can be with you?"

The two drew closer and closer.

They got closer and closer.

Lin Tian's stomach began to churn.

Just then, a loud shout came from ahead:

"Are you two ever going to stop? We're running for our lives, do you understand?"

The dozen or so people running ahead were led by a bald, middle-aged man named Zhu Zhishan. Zhu Zhishan turned around and roared at Ru Hua and Tang Hu:

"If we don't leave now, the evil spirits will come after us, and we'll have to buy tickets."

Ru Hua turned her head and playfully scolded Zhu Zhishan, "Coming, coming, don't rush me! You rascal~"

After saying that, he took Tang Hu's hand and swayed his hips as he walked towards the group.

The way he twisted his waist was even greater than a woman's.

Lin Tian stood there, watching the scene unfold, his stomach churning.

"Ugh~"

It really disgusted me.

Lin Tian took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

Where did this superior variety come from?

The people in courtyard house number 95 are all more outrageous than the last.

Yi Zhonghai uses moral blackmail, Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum, Xu Damao is treacherous and cunning, and He Daqing has a family tradition of licking widows' boots...

Now two more of these things have arrived?

This place is truly blessed with outstanding people and beautiful scenery.

Lin Tian emerged from the darkness and shouldered the blood-stained axe.

Forget it.

I'm not watching anymore.

Let's just send them on their way.

He carried the axe and walked silently toward the dozen or so people.

In the queue, someone was looking down and lighting a cigarette.

Someone is talking to the person next to them.

Some people are looking at the platform in the distance, hoping the train will arrive soon.

No one noticed the small shadow on the ground behind them moving closer and closer.

Lin Tian walked to the back of the group and raised his axe.

"Pfft!"

The first one landed.

"ah!!"

Screams erupted.

But it was too late.

Lin Tian lunged forward, brandishing his axe.

One axe for a kid, one axe for a pervert.

After a while.

More than a dozen more bodies were found outside the train station.

Blood pooled into streams, flowing along the cracks in the floor tiles.

A dozen or so watermelons were scattered on the ground. Some had their eyes still open, some had their mouths still agape, and some still bore the lingering terror of their last moments.

Lin Tian stood amidst the corpses, flicking the blood off his axe.

He looked around and counted.

wrong.

He frowned.

There were definitely twelve people just now, so how come there are only... on the ground now?

one two Three……

Ten objects.

Two bodies are missing.

Lin Tian squatted down and carefully examined the corpses.

Zhu Zhishan was there, along with Ru Hua, Tang Hu, and the others.

Ah Zhen and Ah Qiang were nowhere to be seen.

Lin Tian stood up and scanned his surroundings.

The train station square was deserted, with only moonlight and corpses in the air.

The ticket windows were closed, the waiting room was pitch black, and the police officers on duty were nowhere to be found.

But one door was ajar.

It was a small warehouse in a corner of the square, with a sign that read "Tool Room".

A faint sliver of moonlight shone through the crack in the door.

Lin Tian walked over.

They got closer and closer as they walked.

Then, he heard a sound.

That voice... how should I put it?

The moaning and groaning are not suitable for children.

Lin Tian stopped in his tracks.

He's only eight years old. Wouldn't it be a bit indecent to listen to him like that?

But since my soul is that of an adult, it doesn't seem to matter.

Lin Tian stood at the warehouse door, peering inside through the crack in the door.

The warehouse was filled with brooms, mops, shovels, and some discarded tables and chairs.

In the corner, there was a pile of burlap sacks, stacked high.

Beside a pile of sacks, two figures were entangled together.

Moonlight shone down, and the sound of gunfire filled the air.

Lin Tian fell silent.

It reminds me of a song: "Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang, on a starry night..."

Standing at the doorway, watching that scene, seeing those undulating figures, and listening to those unbearable sounds, I remained motionless for a long time.

Lin Tian knew that most readers wouldn't like to read this, so he took on the responsibility himself.

After a long silence, he finally spoke:

"system."

【……exist.】

"Do you think it's appropriate for me to go in now?"

The system remained silent for three seconds.

【Host, whatever makes you happy.】

Lin Tian (excitedly): Let's wait a while then. After all, spring is here, and I can't go against the laws of nature.

System (secretly disdainful): If you want to peek, just say so. But I have to say, this kind of live teaching is even more effective than videos.

……