Siheyuan: Hang Jia Dongxu, smash Banggeng to death!

"Who is it?"

Yang Chusheng was startled by the sudden sound and jumped back, almost tripping over the weeds under his feet.

His face turned deathly pale instantly, his eyes widened as he stared intently at the child who had appeared three meters away at some unknown time.

Yang Dianfeng rolled her eyes at her brother, annoyed: "Brother, why are you reacting so strongly? It's not good to scare the child."

"You've done too many bad things, haven't you?"

Yang Chusheng was speechless after his sister's words. He opened his mouth, wanting to refute, but found himself at a loss for words.

He has indeed done a lot of despicable things.

He slept with almost all of the mistresses his father kept outside the marriage.

Some were born before their father, some after their father, and some were...

He guiltily looked away.

Lin Tian stood there, momentarily stunned.

Is this an attempt to speak well of oneself?

Looking at Yang Dianfeng's reproachful face, a thought suddenly popped into his mind:

You're actually a pretty nice person.

Yang Dianfeng had turned to Lin Tian, ​​her expression changing from reproach to a kind and friendly smile. She bent down, trying her best to look like a gentle older sister.

"Little friend, why are you here all alone? Where are your parents? Didn't they come with you to the toilet?"

What a convenient way to use the restroom!

Lin Tian's lips curled up slightly. Was this a test?

however,

The corners of his mouth had barely turned up half a centimeter when Yang Dianfeng's expression suddenly changed.

She suddenly remembered a comic book she had recently read, in which the male protagonist, whom she disliked the most, liked to smile crookedly.

Every time he makes a crooked mouth gesture, those women rush towards him as if they've lost their souls.

She was cursing as she watched.

Are these women blind?

Is your heart lacking?

Are you out of your mind?

Now, this kid in front of me is trying to make a crooked face too?

Yang Dianfeng rushed forward as if on cue and pinched Lin Tian's mouth shut.

Lin Tian was completely dumbfounded.

His lips were pinched and pouted, like a little goldfish.

Where am i?

What am I doing?

What happened?

Are all women this brave these days?

The courage she received last time came from her best friend Fish Leong.

how about you?

Did your stepmother give you the courage?

You'd better explain this to me clearly, otherwise...

I'll make sure you never have an epileptic seizure again.

Yang Dianfeng pinched his mouth shut and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Luckily, I stopped him in time, otherwise who knows how many girls this kid would have ruined in the future.

Even my brother Yang Chusheng, that beast, doesn't have a crooked mouth, and you, a little kid, want to have a crooked mouth?

What will happen in the future?

Countless beautiful girls will fall for your hands in the future.

I am saving them, and I am saving you too.

"Do you know that if your mouth is crooked too much, it can cause facial paralysis?"

Lin Tian: "..."

Yang Chusheng looked at this scene with surprise and leaned closer to ask, "Little sister, do you know this child?"

Yang Dianfeng shook his head, but his hands didn't stop moving: "I don't know him."

"So you just pinched his cheek?"

"If you like it, just squeeze it," Yang Dianfeng said nonchalantly.

Before she finished speaking, she bent down and actually pinched it twice more.

Pinch left, pinch right, like kneading dough.

Yang Chusheng looked closely and realized how big, white, and adorable the child's head was. For a moment, he felt a surge of emotion:

I have a younger sister, and I'm just starting to feel the weight of life.

When he was little, his younger sister would ride on his back and play, wanting him to be her horse.

Now that his younger sister has grown into a young woman, he suddenly wants to ride a horse too...

I wish I were a child again.

No, no, no, it doesn't have to be a child...

Yang Chusheng's gaze began to shift between Lin Tian and his sister, his expression growing increasingly strange.

Lin Tian felt ignored.

They were completely ignored.

They don't even blink when they're dealing with people!

Forty or fifty lives lost!

They didn't even blink!

Can you two siblings please show some respect for children, no, for evil spirits?

One is having epilepsy, the other is considering orthopedics.

Director Yang, you're quite a talent.

No, you couldn't have given birth to these two things if you weren't an animal.

"Let go!"

Lin Tian angrily pried Yang Dianfeng's hand away, took two steps back, and created distance.

"Outrageous! Do you know who I am? Who gave you permission to touch me? Stupid woman, stay away from me."

He rubbed his mouth vigorously, looking disgusted.

I should have used Ghost Shadow.

When the real person came over, they were actually teased.

Damn it, I'm not clean myself.

My dear little Han sister hasn't even touched my lips yet.

Yang Dianfeng's eyes lit up even more when she saw his sullen expression:

"What an adorable kid, so unique! His dad must be a real man."

"Who are your parents? Where do they live? I'd like to come over to your house sometime."

Lin Tian took a step back and said loudly, "I am the evil spirit, the evil spirit from courtyard number 95."

Are you scared now? Why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy? Maybe I can give you a quick death.

When he said this, he deliberately puffed out his chest to make himself look more imposing.

Yang Dianfeng was stunned for a moment.

then…

"Hahaha……"

She laughed so hard she was bent over, her body shaking uncontrollably, and tears were almost streaming down her face.

"You? Hahaha...you're an evil spirit...?"

"Hahaha, kid, don't be silly. If you're some kind of evil spirit, then I'll let you play with me."

Yang Dianfeng laughed so hard that the buttons on her shirt popped off with a "bang".

One...

Yang Chusheng's eyes widened.

He stared intently at the popped-open button, at the partially revealed view, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down.

I felt even more regretful.

I wish I were a child now.

No, I should have just agreed to my sister's request.

Lin Tian was also stunned.

He stared at the two buttons that had flown off, his mind completely blank.

What...what are you saying?

Do you know what you're saying?

"Do whatever you want?"

I agree, but the readers in front of the screen, even the legendary Yan Zutianxian, would not agree.

They don't want me to eat so well in the future.

and so……

You have a way to die.

Lin Tian said coldly, "Insolence!"

Yang Dianfeng finally stopped laughing, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and looked at him:

"Oh, little brat, you're angry? Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore. Come on, let me pinch you again..."

She reached out and pinched Lin Tian's face again.

This time, Lin Tian did not dodge.

He simply looked up and gazed into her eyes.

Suddenly, all warmth vanished from the eyes of that eight-year-old child.

"Do you want to die?"

His voice was soft, yet cold, causing Yang Dianfeng's hand to freeze in mid-air.

She was stunned.

For some reason, at this moment, she suddenly felt that the "child" in front of her was a little different.

Yang Chusheng also sensed it.

"Sister... step back..."

Yang Dianfeng subconsciously took a step back.

But it was too late.

Lin Tian took out the bloodstained axe from behind him, its blade reflecting a blinding light in the morning light.

Yang Dianfeng's smile froze completely on his face.

"You...you..."

You are truly an evil spirit!!!

Her lips trembled, and she couldn't utter a complete sentence.

He had just pinched the evil spirit's face and said it was cute.

Am I... teasing an evil spirit?

That's a path to death!

Lin Tian tilted his head and looked at her, a slight smile playing on his lips: "You just said you'd let me play as I please?"

That innocent smile sent chills down Yang Dianfeng's spine, even though she wasn't having an epileptic seizure.

"Now, it's my turn to play."

……