Siheyuan: Hang Jia Dongxu, smash Banggeng to death!
Chapter 263 Buying Miss Qiu
Lin Tian sat cross-legged in the spiritual spring space, with the system shop panel floating in front of him, glittering with gold and displaying a dazzling array of products.
He swiped his finger across the panel for a long time before finally stopping at the option that made his lips curl into a wide smile.
"Miss Qiu, ten pieces, please."
【Ding! 】
[Congratulations, host, on purchasing "Miss Qiu" x10. Total cost: approximately HK$2 million. Remaining balance: approximately HK$8 million.]
A prompt popped up on the interface, followed by ten atoms appearing in the system space, neatly arranged in a row.
Lin Tian rubbed his hands together excitedly. Even though he had obtained Lou Bancheng's entire fortune, he didn't exchange it for a single one.
it's good now.
It's fine if they don't redeem them, but once they do, they always start by buying ten to test the waters.
The ten silver-white bullets, smooth as a mirror, reflected Lin Tian's wide smile, his lips almost reaching his ears.
After reading the instruction manual, Lin Tian laughed even more wildly: "Hahaha, even God wants me to admire the romance of blood-red cherry blossoms on the top of Mount Fuji."
Oh wait, if ten of those were thrown, would Mount Fuji still exist? The island where we live would probably sink.
This thing doesn't need to be transported to a designated destination by plane like the United States does. All you need is a world map, tell the coordinates you want to deploy it, and leave the rest to the system.
Void lock, descend directly.
This is the real killer weapon; you can search for enemies in the void without even leaving your home.
Lin Tian became more and more excited as he thought about it, stroking the atomic bomb and spinning it around in the space several times, like a child who had received a new toy.
"This is fantastic! As expected of a system product. I hope an Ultraman villain doesn't jump out and stop me."
The system remained silent for a long time before nervously speaking: "Master, I advise you to be kind, otherwise you will create boundless karmic debts of killing."
This system is a healing system, not a killing system, not a war system, and certainly not a world-destroying system.
Lin Tian's smile froze.
His gaze pierced through the void and landed on the location of the system's core.
"So noisy!"
It slapped down into the void.
The system spirit, formed from the system's intelligence, was slapped and sent flying, tumbling several times in the space.
The system sprite covered its swollen face, its eyes brimming with tears, looking utterly aggrieved. It struggled to its feet and cautiously looked at Lin Tian.
"Snapped!"
Lin Tian slapped him again.
Now it's symmetrical, and both sides of my face are swollen.
"Are you really giving me the nerve? What kind of class do you think you are?"
Lin Tian's voice turned cold. "Am I the boss or are you the boss? Don't you have any sense? If you want to die, I'll grant your wish."
The system sprite covered both sides of its face, tears welling up in its eyes, but dared not speak again.
"As the master, how could I not know that this is a healing system?"
Lin Tian looked down at the trembling little thing and said, "Healing, of course, means clearing away evil spirits."
I think there's a lot of evil spirits on island nations, no less so than in traditional courtyard houses. Am I wrong to want to heal them?
"Karma? Only killing innocent people creates karma, and these people are not innocent."
The system sprite opened its mouth as if to say something, but then fell silent.
Its intelligent core was working frantically, trying to find a reason that could both convince Lin Tian and prevent itself from being "cured".
But it couldn't think of anything.
I was so badly slapped that I didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Because this host is completely unreasonable.
From the very beginning of the binding process, there has been no rational explanation.
Lin Tian was too lazy to deal with this clueless system anymore, and clapped his hands: "If there's a next time, I'll cure you and fuck you."
The system sprite trembled, nodded hurriedly, covered its swollen face, and shrank into a corner, not daring to utter another sound.
Lin Tian turned around with satisfaction and continued to admire the ten glittering silver Miss Qiu coins, touching them one by one. The cold metallic touch made him feel incredibly at ease.
That's the source of their confidence.
Sure enough, all the fear stemmed from insufficient firepower.
Now, the truth is in our own hands, and we are the truth. Whoever I say is perverted or evil, is the truth.
At this moment, the system sprite peeked out from the corner and cautiously spoke: "Master, think about the beautiful woman you have for your daily life..."
Lin Tian paused for a moment.
Don't you want to fight against the Japanese?
The system's voice became obsequious, "[Think of Aoi Sora, Yui Hatano, Chikako Aoyama, Elaiza Ikeda, Norika Fujiwara, Noriko Sakai...]"
They're all in the prime of their lives right now, some are only a year or two older than you. In a few years, hehehe...
What the hell!
Lin Tian suddenly looked at the system sprite huddled in the corner, its face swollen and still making faces, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.
However, he still couldn't help but complain, "System, I didn't expect you to be this kind of system."
The system sprite immediately perked up.
She floated out from the corner, twirled in mid-air, and transformed into a stunningly beautiful mature woman.
With long, flowing hair and a graceful figure, she wore an extremely short and revealing cheongsam. Her eyes sparkled, and she called out sweetly, giving Lin Tian a flirtatious wink.
"Master~~"
Lin Tian got goosebumps all over his body instantly, raised his hand and slapped the mischievous system spirit back into the depths of the system space.
As for where the fan is, don't ask.
"So noisy!"
Lin Tian cursed under his breath, but his ears involuntarily turned red.
However, the system is also right.
We shouldn't waste the local resources.
The resources he referred to were things like money in banks, gold, cars, and various high-tech products.
It's definitely not for the sake of beautiful women.
Let's wait and see if we can get our hands on some free items first.
He's a man who's used to being thrifty and hardworking; he can't bear to waste a single grain of rice in his bowl.
After the second Kun hour.
The morning sun was warm and pleasant.
The sounds of the housekeeper bustling about and Tangtang's giggling came from downstairs. Lin Tian changed his clothes, washed up, and went downstairs.
Inside the restaurant, JoJo was already seated at the table.
Today I wore a pale yellow dress, my hair was down over my shoulders, and I had light makeup on. I looked even prettier than usual.
Tangtang sat next to her, holding a piece of bread in her little hand, her mouth full of crumbs.
"Xiao Tian, come and eat."
JoJo smiled and waved at him.
Lin Tian walked over and sat down next to Tangtang.
The housekeeper brought over a bowl of hot porridge and a few side dishes, mainly to cater to the tastes of Lin Tian and his group who came from the mainland.
Lin Tian lowered his head and took a sip of the porridge. It was warm and made his stomach feel comfortable. It was clear that it was made with the best rice.
"Xiao Tian, Tangtang,"
JoJo put down her chopsticks, looked at them, and said, "I'll take you to the police station in a bit to get your ID cards processed."
Lin Tian looked up: "Okay, Sister JoJo."
I was just thinking about that.
Since Jojo wants to help, he won't refuse.
Tangtang buried her head in her breakfast, her little mouth stuffed full of bread, and gave a mumbled reply.
JoJo reached out and wiped the crumbs from the corner of her mouth, her eyes full of doting affection. She couldn't help but think: Will my child be this cute in the future?
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