Siheyuan: Hang Jia Dongxu, smash Banggeng to death!

"Lin Tian, ​​Tangtang, have you had breakfast yet?"

Sha Zhu pushed open the door and came in, a simple and honest smile on his face, carrying a rough porcelain bowl in his hand.

He brought four steamed buns and two eggs; it's always good to bring a gift when visiting someone's home, as this can lower their guard.

Lin Tian looked up at Sha Zhu, his eyes calm: "Sha Zhu, what brings you here?"

"Hehe," Sha Zhu grinned, putting the bowl on the table. "Lin Tian, ​​what are you saying? We're neighbors, we should help each other. Your parents are gone, are we just going to watch you starve to death?"

He spoke in a grand and respectable manner, appearing to be a kind-hearted person.

Well, you've said all the nice things, what else can I say?

Lin Tian sneered inwardly—was he being tested to see if he was an evil spirit?

Your plan is going to fail.

He remained calm and said indifferently, "Please sit down since you're here. There's nothing much in the house, so please bear with me."

"Alright!" Sha Zhu's eyes lit up—a great opportunity!

He immediately placed the steamed buns and eggs on the cabinet next to him and sat down directly next to Lin Tian.

On the other side was Officer Han, who was watching him warily.

Sha Zhu clutched the yellow talisman in his hand, his palms sweating with nervousness.

What if Lin Tianzhen is an evil spirit... what if the talisman actually catches fire after being pasted on... what should he do?

Can you escape?

But the thought of Qin Huairu, and how she would throw herself into his arms out of gratitude after he had rid the evil spirits and avenged Dongxu and Banggeng, filled Shazhu with a sense of smug satisfaction.

And there are police officers nearby, so...it should be fine, right?

After repeatedly encouraging himself, he quietly extended his "claws".

Lin Tian sneered inwardly: I'll kill you next.

However, at that moment—

【Ding! 】

[Mission triggered!]

[Mission Objective: Sha Zhu has long coveted Qin Huairu and has wanted to eat dumplings for many years. Help Sha Zhu get Qin Huairu and fulfill his wish.]

[Task duration: One month.]

[Punishment for mission failure: gender reassignment.]

[Task Rewards: 100 servings of braised pork, 100 roast chickens, 100 roast ducks, 100 roast suckling pigs, 100 roast pigeons, 100 roast rabbits, 100 jin (50 kg) of roast bullfrogs, and 100 roast fish.]

Lin Tian's mind went blank.

What the hell!

Is this reward for ransacking a barbecue restaurant?

And is this mission penalty real?

transsexual?

Want to become sisters with Tangtang?

How am I supposed to marry Sister Han in the future?

How do I cook for Tangtang?

Lin Tianzhen suspected that the system was saving Sha Zhu, and that the mission came just as she had the thought of killing him.

The thought that the system might be the system of "all birds," helping them to fulfill their wishes... made Lin Tian feel relieved.

never mind...

Let's spare Sha Zhu's life for another day.

In that split second, Sha Zhu's hand had already slapped down.

"Snapped!"

A soft sound.

The talisman was pasted on Lin Tian's back.

Sha Zhu held his breath, his eyes fixed on the yellow talisman, his heart filled with both anticipation and trepidation.

He hoped the talisman would burn, proving Lin Tian was an evil spirit. If the police arrested Lin Tian, ​​he would gain merit and win Sister Qin's favor...

They were also afraid that if the talisman actually burned, it might anger the evil spirits and kill them on the spot.

Time seemed to freeze for a second.

two seconds.

Three seconds...

Nothing happened.

The yellow talisman was firmly affixed to Lin Tian's back without burning, smoking, or showing any abnormality.

Sha Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, but then his heart sank again. If the evil spirit wasn't Lin Tian, ​​then... then it must be his parents!

The real vengeful spirits lurk in the shadows!

"Silly Zhu, why did you hit me?" Lin Tian turned his head "angrily" and glared at Silly Zhu.

Officer Han realized what was happening and sternly warned, "Comrade, what are you doing?"

Sha Zhu quickly withdrew his hand, forcing a smile, and said, "I didn't hit you, I didn't hit you... I just patted you lightly, just to comfort Lin Tian... If you're hungry in the future, you can ask an old man for help, he'll help you..."

As he spoke, he reached out to pinch the talisman back into his palm.

"Really?" Lin Tian looked at Sha Zhu with feigned surprise, his eyes reddening again. "Will the old man... will the old man really help us?"

Tangtang glanced at the steamed buns and eggs on the table, blinked her big eyes at Shazhu, and looked at him expectantly.

"Yes, yes..." Sha Zhu nodded repeatedly, but his heart was pounding with panic.

The attempt failed!

"Alright, the food has been delivered. I'll head back now. You guys enjoy your meal."

As Sha Zhu spoke, he hurriedly stuffed the talisman into his pocket and turned to leave.

Officer Han watched as Sha Zhu left, his brows furrowed.

She walked over and closed the door, then turned to Lin Tian: "Xiao Tian, ​​are you alright? He just now..."

"It's nothing." Lin Tian shook his head, wiping away his "tears." "Silly Zhu... he probably just hit a little too hard when he was filming..."

As he spoke, he glanced at the cornbread and eggs on the table and whispered, "Sister Han...can we eat these?"

Looking at the expectant eyes of the two children, Xiao Han's heart softened: "Of course I can, I'll heat it up for you at noon."

"Thank you so much, sister. You're so kind. It would be even better if you were my wife."

Officer Han blushed and snorted, "You're so young and already behaving badly. I'm not your wife."

Lin Tian looked at her whimper and sighed inwardly that he had been reborn into the wrong person. How come he was a little brat?

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of Sha Zhu's retreating figure disappearing into the backyard outside the window...

Silly Pillar...

You're lucky.

but...

Help Sha Zhu get Qin Huairu?

This task... is interesting.

Lin Tian sneered inwardly.

Qin Huairu is now at her most vulnerable moment, with her husband dead, her son dead, and her mother-in-law seriously injured.

And Sha Zhu, he's been lusting after her for so many years...

If we could lend them a hand...

Lin Tian suddenly had a plan in his mind.

A plan that can both accomplish the mission and cause these people to kill each other.

"Brother..." Tangtang tugged at his hand, "What are you looking at?"

"I'm thinking about when I'll grow up, so I can work and earn money, and I can also marry Sister Han."

Tangtang, do you like Sister Han? What do you think of her as your sister-in-law?

Lin Tian patted his sister's head, his eyes softening.

"Great, I have a sister-in-law now."

"Don't talk nonsense, or I'll get angry!"

Officer Han's puffed-up turban made him look incredibly cute even when he was angry.

Lin Tian wisely stopped teasing her; his body was a serious weakness, and he was afraid she would accuse him of indecent assault if he continued talking.

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