Siheyuan: Hang Jia Dongxu, smash Banggeng to death!

Lin Tian's ghostly figure watched the entire Jia family sleeping silently. He really wanted to kill them all, but he wanted to make them wish they were dead.

It's too easy for them to die like that.

Suddenly, a cold, mechanical voice echoed in my mind:

【Ding! 】

[Task being issued...]

[Task objective: If Qin Huairu wants to be in charge of the household, help her become the head of the family.]

[Rewards: 1000 Black Ten coins, one each of the Three Turns and One Sound ticket, and a number of meat coupons, industrial coupons, cloth coupons, sugar coupons, and liquor coupons.]

[Mission duration: one week. Mission failure: Hero's spirit wanes.]

Lin Tian's Ghost Shadow Dao Heart almost became unstable.

Another dog-like system?

You really deserve to die!

But despite the complaints, the task still had to be done.

A 10,000 yuan "big black ten" is an astronomical figure in this era, making someone a millionaire.

Not to mention those ration coupons—the coupons for bicycles, sewing machines, watches, and radios, as well as meat coupons, cloth coupons, and industrial coupons… In the planned economy era, these were more precious than money.

As for the punishment for failing the mission… Lin Tian couldn’t bear it; he hadn’t even gotten married yet.

As for helping Qin Huairu become the head of the family... this task is neither difficult nor easy.

On the surface, the Jia family is now headed by the male heir Jia Dongxu, but Jia Dongxu is weak and incompetent and is a well-known filial son. In reality, all the major and minor matters in the family are decided by Jia Zhangshi.

A cold glint flashed in Lin Tian's eyes.

What if Jia Dongxu is no longer here?

Even the stalk is gone?

How much pain must Jia Zhangshi have been in?

You dare bully my sister and eat up the blood of my Lin family's extinction? Jia Zhangshi, you have a death wish.

Jia Dongxu lay sprawled out in the middle of the kang (a heated brick bed).

Jia Zhangshi slept at the head of the kang (heated brick bed), Qin Huairu slept at the foot of the kang, and the two children squeezed in the middle.

Lin Tian's ghostly figure floated to Jia Dongxu's side, stretched out an invisible hand, and pressed heavily on the side of his neck.

Jia Dongxu's snoring stopped abruptly, and his body went limp.

With a thought, the ghost took the unconscious Jia Dongxu into the spiritual spring space.

Having done all this, the ghost silently withdrew from the Jia family compound, passing through the middle and front courtyards, and arrived at the main gate.

In the dead of night, the alley was deserted.

Only a few barks of dogs could be heard in the distance, along with the indistinct sound of the watchman's clapper.

Not far from the gate of the courtyard house, there is a crooked old locust tree, which is said to be over a hundred years old.

The trunk is thick and the branches grow horizontally, with one of the horizontal branches extending about two meters off the ground.

Lin Tian released Jia Dongxu from his spatial storage and placed him against a tree.

He then took out a hemp rope from his spatial storage, which he had just taken from the Jia family's house; it would come in handy.

The rope was thrown over the horizontal branch and tied in a knot.

They put a noose around Jia Dongxu's neck and then hoisted him up.

Jia Dongxu suddenly felt a suffocating sensation.

He suddenly opened his eyes and found that his feet were off the ground, his neck was being tightly strangled, and he was having more and more difficulty breathing.

"Heh...heh..."

He tried to shout, but no sound came out.

His hands instinctively reached for the rope around his neck, while his legs kicked wildly in the air.

[Host, what are you doing? Put Jia Dongxu down immediately, this is wrong.]

Lin Tian coldly replied, "Damn system, what year is it now?"

[1962, but what does it matter? Release them quickly first.]

Lin Tian shook his head and said, "That damn system, look at you, how can you be so insensible? What year did Jia Dongxu die?"

[1963]

"Then I'll make him suffer less, isn't that right? I'm doing this for his own good, so please don't disrupt the unity, okay?"

"As the leader, you should be more magnanimous. I'm doing this all for Jia Dongxu's good. The sooner he dies, the sooner he'll be reincarnated; he'll have to wait a year less in line."

【But……】

"Stop with the 'buts'. Putting aside the facts, aren't you completely without fault?"

system:"……"

Why does this sound so familiar?

Under the moonlight, Jia Dongxu's face quickly turned red, his eyes bulged, and his tongue stuck out.

In the final moments of his life, he caught a glimpse of a dark figure standing under a tree, its face obscured by the corner of his eye.

But he could still tell at a glance that this was Lin Tian, ​​the youngest member of the Lin family.

Jia Dongxu's pupils suddenly contracted, and fear, shock, confusion... all sorts of emotions finally turned into despair.

He stared intently at Lin Tian, ​​as if trying to etch that face into his soul.

Then, his body gradually stopped struggling.

The wind rustled through the old locust tree, its branches and leaves whispering like countless wronged souls.

Seeing this, the system chanted the Rebirth Sutra for Jia Dongxu.

Dog system, you still believe in this stuff?

Lin Tian collected all of Jia Dongxu's clothes and hung them naked on the crooked tree.

The knot was tied very professionally; it looked like suicide, but more like homicide.

Lin Tian knew,

Why did Jia Dongxu hang himself in the middle of the night? What was his reason?

But it's okay.

Lin Tian's lips curled into a cold smile.

What he wanted was never the perfect crime.

What he wanted was chaos, suspicion, and to thoroughly muddy the waters of the courtyard house.

Who would have thought that their eight-year-old children would be so cruel?

It remained silent and unnoticed.

Lin Tian came to Yi Zhonghai's house again. Wasn't he trying to avoid being wiped out of the family fortune?

Doesn't he want someone to take care of him in his old age?

Doesn't he want to have a child of his own?

Isn't the system supposed to help him have his child?

it is good!

I will grant your wish.

Lin Tian's ghostly eyes glowed crimson. "You old bastard, you want kids, huh? I'll let you have your fill all at once."

The elderly couple were sleeping soundly.

Wang Cuilan lay on her side, breathing evenly, while Yi Zhonghai lay on his back with one hand on his stomach.

With his other arm under his head and a slight upturn at the corners of his mouth, he seemed to be having a sweet dream, perhaps with Jia Dongxu taking care of him in his old age and seeing him off in his final days.

Moonlight streamed through the window paper, illuminating Yi Zhonghai's sanctimonious face.

Lin Tian felt a surge of hatred. This beast was outwardly benevolent and righteous, but secretly he was a ruthless manipulator.

They drove the original owner's parents to their deaths, swindled him out of his house, and almost beat him to death and burned him down.

Right now, this guy is still having a dream.

How unjust is the way of Heaven?

Good people don't get good rewards, but bad people leave a legacy of harm for thousands of years.

Lin Tian floated to the bedside, stretched out an invisible hand, and pressed heavily on the sides of Yi Zhonghai and Wang Cuilan's necks.

The two instantly fell into a deep coma, their breathing becoming faint.

Lin Tian took out the bottle of Fertility Pills from the system. The system had distributed them in advance, saying that they could help couples who were unable to have children.

The instructions on the medicine bottle read: "Take this medicine, and you will conceive. One pill will result in one pregnancy. Do not take more than one."

He was just about to pour out a pill to feed Yi Zhonghai when a system notification suddenly sounded in his mind:

[Host, you've fed it to the wrong person. The fertility pill is meant for Grandpa Yi's wife, Wang Cuilan.]

An old man?

Lin Tian narrowed his eyes, sneering inwardly, "Damn system, calling Yi Zhonghai 'Grandpa'? And you still say you're not the system of these beasts?"

The system paused for a moment: [This system treats everyone equally; the titles are merely for differentiation...]

To make it easier to distinguish, why not just call him Yi Zhonghai?

"Alright, shut up."

Lin Tian ignored the system's explanation and poured out ten Fertility Pills—emptying the entire bottle.

He pried open Yi Zhonghai's mouth and stuffed everything in.

Yi Zhonghai swallowed unconsciously while in a coma, but there were too many pills, and they got stuck in his throat and he couldn't swallow them down.

Lin Tian looked around and his gaze fell on the chamber pot on the floor beside the bed. It was half full and smelled of urine.

He picked up the chamber pot, aimed it at Yi Zhonghai's mouth, and poured the contents in.

"Glug...glug..."

The murky liquid mixed with the pills was poured into Yi Zhonghai's mouth.

He swallowed unconsciously, his throat bobbing, and the ten fertility pills were flushed down his throat.

Lin Tian only put down the chamber pot after confirming that all the pills had been swallowed.

[Feeding the wrong food! Feeding the wrong food!]

The system screamed, "[The Fertility Pill is for women, host, you've made a mistake.]"

Lin Tian responded calmly, "System, you said 'help Yi Zhonghai have his child,' but isn't a child he gave birth to his own his child?"

system:【......】

"Just tell me, is that old bastard Yi Zhonghai pregnant or not?"

The system remained silent for a few seconds before reluctantly replying: [He took the fertility pill, and the effects have taken hold. He is indeed pregnant.]

"Then let's not get married?"

Lin Tian spoke nonsense with a straight face, "If Yi Zhonghai gets pregnant, then he'll have his own child, right? Mission accomplished."

But...but how do men give birth?

The system's voice was filled with confusion: "This doesn't conform to biological laws!"

"Women hold up half the sky."

Lin Tianyi retorted sternly, "Women can give birth, so why can't men? You dog system, you discriminate against men, I'm going to sue you."

What women can do, we men can do too. Who are you looking down on? Looking down on an old man like me?

The system's CPU code seemed to have really burned out, emitting a series of garbled buzzing sounds.

Lin Tian thought to himself: I'm only eight years old now, and I'm still a boy.

What business is it of an eight-year-old kid like me?

He paused, then grinned and said, "System, Yi Zhonghai is pregnant. What about my mission reward?"

【Forehead......?】

[Ding! The task "Help Yi Zhonghai with his child" has been completed.]

[Logic for judgment: Yi Zhonghai is indeed pregnant (with his child in his womb).]

[Reward: A parenting gift pack.]

A series of reward distribution notification sounds rang out.

Lin Tian nodded in satisfaction and controlled the ghostly figure to quietly pass through the wall and leave.

That's all for tonight, let's collect some interest first.

He wanted them to live in fear and a living hell.

……