Father, who is both a heir and a descendant, is still biased; the bound system has gone berserk.
Chapter 392 The Vajra Buttocks
The arrival of wolves wasn't enough; now a pride of lions has also arrived.
However, to their surprise, the wolves turned on the lions with fierce eyes and roared at them.
They were very wary of letting the lions get close to the tent.
Upon hearing the roar of the lions, Ying Yufu's eyes revealed a thoughtful expression.
The wolf pack and the lion pride have already reached a standoff, seemingly on the verge of fighting.
In fact, they were hurling very vulgar insults at each other, and it looked like they were about to turn on each other.
But a lioness beside the Lion King stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, don't fight the wolves. These cunning wolves are trying to provoke us and make the goddess dislike us. We can't fall for their trick."
A glimmer of clarity appeared in the lion king's furious eyes, but he glared at the white wolf with even greater rage. "You despicable wolf, how dare you deliberately provoke me!"
The white wolf said very elegantly, "I'm stating the facts. It was you invaders who occupied our wolf pack's territory and drove us out!"
"Everyone, everyone!" Ying Yufu interjected at the opportune moment.
She looked at the two groups and said, "Gentlemen, please stop arguing. White Wolf, please tell us what happened."
The white wolf's eyes lit up, but he didn't exaggerate. Instead, he said, "Goddess, it's these wretched lions. They've invaded our territory, taken our food, and driven us to the outskirts."
The weather hasn't warmed up yet; without a warm home, we won't be able to survive until spring arrives.
Ying Yufu nodded, then looked at the lion and asked, "Golden Lion, is that really true? You have to tell the truth."
The golden lion's enormous beastly eyes locked onto Ying Yufu, and it said, "Goddess, the white wolf is not telling the whole truth."
"We did want to use their territory, but we didn't drive them out. We really only needed a small portion of their territory."
We were harassed by those treacherous hyenas, and in order to survive, we had no choice but to move here.
Originally, we just planned to share the land with the wolves, get through the cold season, and then move on to find new territory when spring arrived.
But these wolves couldn't tolerate us at all, and they were always looking for trouble with us. We finally couldn't bear it any longer and fought with them.
"Goddess, we absolutely did not mean to bully them."
The golden lion's big eyes revealed deep grievance.
"Hyenas?" Ying Yufu showed an interested expression.
The Lion King said, "Goddess, you don't know this, but hyenas love to gouge out other animals' butts, and their eating habits are extremely cruel."
We weren't afraid of them at first, but their numbers were simply too great, and we suffered greatly, losing many of our kind. We were forced to flee here.
Ying Yufu was shocked: "Eat...buttocks? This hyena is absolutely despicable!"
Everyone: "!"
Too shocked!
Jiang Gongzi and the other three instinctively felt a tightness in their anuses, their eyes filled with terror.
Their butts still hurt.
They couldn't help but shrink back further into the tent.
The Lion King seized the opportunity and said, "Goddess, we have heard that you can make other beasts brave and fierce. We want to obtain such powerful strength to take revenge on the hyenas, drive them away, and return to our territory."
The white wolf immediately said, "Goddess, don't believe it. They just want to trick you into giving them your magical rainwater so they can use it to wipe out our wolf pack."
Ying Yufu looked at them thoughtfully.
Then they asked, "Do you guarantee that what you're saying is the truth?"
"Yes, Goddess, we did not lie," said the white wolf.
The lion also said, "What we said is true."
[Ding! The face-slapping mechanism has been triggered. Host, please help the lions reclaim their territory, drive away the hyenas, and make both lions and white wolves your allies.]
Ying Yufu was taken aback, then asked, "Xiao Dian, how can I help them? I can't exactly unleash another wild beast storm on them, can I?"
Xiao Dian chuckled: [Host, there's a special item in the system shop called "Golden Buttocks". Don't those hyenas like to lick butts?]
If you use this "Iron Butt" on the lions, as soon as they touch their butts, their butts will become as hard as iron, and steel needles will sprout from them.
I promise that from this day forward, the hyenas will never dare to bully these lions again.
Ying Yufu asked: "Is this 'King Kong Butt' expensive?"
Xiao Dian said: [Host, because it's an unpopular skill item, nobody wants it, so it's not expensive. The price is only 100 points, and it's a permanent skill. Once you buy this Vajra Butt, you can use it not just once, but at will.]
Ying Yufu blinked and asked, "Little Dian, why are you using the 'King Kong Butt' thing so casually? Am I trying to turn someone else's butt into a King Kong, or am I trying to turn my own into one?"
Xiao Dian: [...]
Ying Yufu looked at Young Master Yan Qi and Young Master Qin Shang and Qin Xia, and wondered if she could ask them if they hadn't willingly slept with Young Master Jiang, and then she would help turn their buttocks into steel.
Let Young Master Jiang never be able to bully them again.
Yan Qi and his companions, who were behind the tent fragments, suddenly felt a chill run down their spines.
Why, why did that girl suddenly look at them at this moment?
The key point is that when she looked at them, the wolves and lions looked at them too.
What's going on? Is this Miss Mu perhaps conspiring with these wolves and lions to make them her snacks?
The group of people were immediately filled with terror.
Ying Yufu met the terrified gazes of the group, coughed lightly, and looked away, saying, "Golden Lion, I can turn your buttocks into steel spikes, so that they grow steel needles for automatic defense when hyenas bully you."
"Without your weaknesses, you'll no longer be afraid of hyenas. Do you agree to let me use skills like 'Iron Butt' on you?"
The lions' eyes lit up immediately. If they had no weaknesses, what did they have to fear?
"Goddess, we are willing, we are very willing." The golden lion was so moved that it bent its forelegs and knelt down.
The people around were immediately shocked.
The lions actually knelt down before Ying Yufu.
Seeing that the lions agreed, Ying Yufu said to Xiao Dian, "Xiao Dian, buy the Vajra Butt."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully purchased the King Kong Butt skill. The system has deducted 100 points.]
The host's original points were 18220, and the host's current balance is 18120 points!
Ying Yufu immediately felt a warm sensation throughout her body, as if she had gained an extra skill.
Despite her embarrassment, she bestowed the skill upon the lions.
A strange light flashed in the lions' eyes; they sensed that their rear ends... were not ordinary.
"Golden Lions, since you have golden backsides, you can no longer bully the wolf pack, understand?"
The lions glanced at the wolf pack and said, "Goddess, you are our benefactor who gave us life. Rest assured, we will obey your orders and will no longer harass the white wolf."
If you don't mind, we will always obey your orders.
"You should leave," Ying Yufu said.
The lions were reluctant, but they obediently left.
Ying Yufu then looked at the wolf pack, "Alright, the lions will no longer occupy your territory, you can go back now."
The white wolves retorted, "Goddess, we are also your followers. We will obey your commands at all times."
Ying Yufu's gaze suddenly fell on the scroll. She asked curiously, "You can read scrolls? Is that a picture of me? Can I see it?"
White Wolf immediately replied, "Of course."
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