The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

James was lucky; the bullets from the gang shootout didn't hit him, but he was about to break down his disguise.

But the Ice Folding Man beside him was still staring at him with a wise yet dull gaze.

James felt he was about to reach his limit.

"Thump!"

James' stamina was clearly greater than that of the ICE officer, who simply stood there until he collapsed to the ground.

When the homeless people on the street saw Ice lying on the ground, they cheered and were about to drag Ice's body away.

Seeing this, James let out a long sigh of relief, slowly straightened up, and was about to stretch his muscles.

Ice ripped open the body bag, and under the astonished gazes of the crowd, she licked her lips with a twisted smile and said in impeccably beautiful, wicked English:

"Dude, I knew it! You must be an illegal immigrant, right? Your folding screen technique is terrible; that pose is incredibly difficult."

James was practically cursing, not to mention whether his folding screen technology was up to standard.

That Ice guy is a complete lunatic, all for the sake of arresting him.

Even if there's a gang fight nearby, should I still pretend to be a folding screen to accompany him?

"I'm a true American traitor, you must have made a mistake," James quickly retorted.

To everyone's surprise, Ice became even more excited:

"A cunning illegal immigrant, in order to disguise himself as a beautiful, treacherous resident, actually learned to speak fluent, authentic American English?"

"I acknowledge your awareness, but I don't accept your status as an illegal immigrant. Buddy, put your hands up and come with me to the immigration office!"

As he spoke, Ice reached for his gun, and the sound of a gunshot echoed through the street.

"bump!"

James was the first to draw his gun before Ice could react, and shot Ice dead.

A bloody hole appeared on Ice's forehead, and the arrogant expression on his face came to an abrupt halt.

Faced with James's cold gaze, the homeless men immediately understood, and they all pulled out their pistols, firing a few more shots at Ice.

To prevent ICE from reviving and stopping them from retrieving Gundams, as for whose Gundams they're retrieving, don't ask.

James finally breathed a long sigh of relief. As a true Beacon of Light, he knew Ice's character all too well.

If I really go with ICE and get to the immigration office, I won't have a choice anymore.

If you want to get out, you'll be lucky to escape with your life.

He gave each of the homeless men a hundred coins as hush money and then ran away.

…………

On the other side, Xu Feng arrived at his doorstep. After thinking for a moment, he finally spoke:

"I'm back."

As soon as Xu Feng opened the door, he saw a silver-haired, angelic girl and a doll with the air of a noble lady sitting in the living room watching TV.

As soon as Red Rose saw Xu Feng, she spoke in a spoiled, young lady-like tone:

"Our butler, you're back. The tea's gone cold; please get me a hot cup!"

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, then recognized Hong Qiangwei and Li Huaqin.

A slight smile curved his lips. Interesting. Was his lover playing this role in the dungeon?

Speaking of which, it seems that Tachibana Qin played Airi...

And Red Rose plays Jenny.

Who will play his wife?

Xu Feng couldn't recall any information about the other chosen ones.

Immediately afterward, he heard a melodious voice.

"Honey, you're back."

The voice itself is ethereal, as if it's about to roar in battle at any moment.

This familiar feeling must be from someone he knows.

When Ye Ningyun appeared before Xu Feng wearing an apron, holding a spatula, and standing amidst turbulent waves, looking as if she had done something wrong.

Xu Feng's eyes widened as he smelled the burnt odor coming from the kitchen and saw the surging waves before him.

Although Xu Feng found the young girl cute, when he saw the voluptuous and graceful young woman, her ample bosom almost overwhelmed his will.

At this moment, Xu Feng truly understood what the legacy of Cao Cao meant!

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Meanwhile, the live stream chat exploded with excitement:

Ye Shen's number one CP fan (Hua): "Wow! That's amazing! I want to see those teeth!"

Tzeentch (unknown): "Interesting, this is awesome! This is exactly what I want to see!"

Slaanesh (unknown): "Pleasure, it's so pleasurable!"

The leader of the Red Army is at it again (to Hua): "Hahaha, my brother has become my wife, this is hilarious! What a historic meeting!"

Spark (Hua): "Aha! This is amazing! I'm looking forward to the Bloody Gentleman's Ruler."

Bloodstained Gentleman My Husband (Hua): "Fairy Ye! Don't bend my husband! Please, please let him go."

Bloody Gentleman, My Idol (Hua): "Just saying, is it possible that Bloody Gentleman is still a virgin? Sleeping with a female ghost shouldn't count, right?"

The different IDs instantly formed the sentence: "Don't make your gentleman laugh."

Tender Cat Girl (Hua): "Hehe! To be honest, Bloodthirsty Gentleman's first time was already taken by someone else, meow~"

Deafness is a sign of an emperor (Hua): "If I were a bloodthirsty gentleman, I would say, 'Brother, please turn around, I have urgent business.'"

Testicular War God (Hua): "This is the Fog of War instance, how could we possibly recognize the other party's identity?"

When I'm happy, I become like Superman (Hua): "Who cares! If I were given such a beautiful wife in a dungeon, I'd become Ghost Rider even if the King of Heaven himself came."

Gu Yue Fangzheng (Hua): "Didn't you guys notice how incredibly lucky Ye Ningyun is? She's teamed up with the Bloody Gentleman right from the start."

"I suspect that Ma Hongyun's 'Great Fortune Gu' is actually fake. Otherwise, how could my brother have killed Ma Hongyun? The real 'Great Fortune Gu' should be on Fairy Ye."

"Starting the game with the Bloodthirsty Gentleman's Spirit Angel Guardian, I won't say much about the luck, but at least the safety at the start is definitely guaranteed."

The legendary sage (Hua): "Damn, I really envy Ye Ningyun's luck."

…………

Xu Feng was speechless for a moment as he looked at the waves, and Ye Ningyun also felt a little embarrassed, not knowing what to say.

Xu Feng snapped out of his daze, smelling the burnt odor in the air, and spoke in a gentlemanly yet elegant tone:

"It's burnt? Let me cook instead. I just got some new ingredients."

"Okay!" Ye Ningyun lowered her head in embarrassment upon hearing Xu Feng's gentle and refined voice.

She had just made a mess of the kitchen and wondered if the husband she had arranged for her would be angry.

For some reason, the voice felt strangely familiar and touching, giving her a sense of security.

Ye Ningyun shook her head violently, repeatedly reminding herself that she was a man!

When waiting for the dungeon rewards, be sure to select "Remove Star Transfer Curse".

Ye Ningyun speculated that the reason she blushed and her heart raced was due to the effects of estrogen, which made her feel a little uncontrollably horny.

If you just try to be patient, you can get through it.

Xu Feng looked at Ye Ningyun, who was half a head shorter than him, and couldn't help but feel a flutter in his heart.

He's a lolicon, and he's finally seen a slightly larger loli.

In Xu Feng's eyes, who is 186cm tall, all girls shorter than him are lolis.