The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

"Don't worry, senior! I will visit every household to investigate. I will not let any good person or any bad person get away with it." Xu Feng said with great enthusiasm.

Elsa felt something was off when she heard this, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.

He gave Xu Feng an encouraging look:

"Go for it, buddy, I believe you can do it."

Seeing Xu Feng knocking on the door, Elsa gave a cold smile. She recognized the family; they were a bunch of imposters.

They were all abnormal entities; she could already picture Xu Feng being tricked into the house by the fake humans and then devoured.

Perhaps the junior who comes out later will have already been replaced by a fake.

But what does that have to do with her?

Even if the entire Anomalous Entities Containment Bureau were taken over by anomalous entities, she believed that her life would not be in danger.

In any case, she was a spy bribed by the abnormal entity, and he believed that the fake person would not harm her after he revealed his identity.

Xu Feng stepped forward and knocked on the door.

The door opened, and a middle-aged white woman peeked out, looking at the somewhat frightening-looking man wearing a silver mask with some confusion.

"Is there something you need?"

Xu Feng smiled slightly behind his mask. With his rich experience in dealing with people, Xu Feng could tell at a glance that the white woman was not human, but a fake person dressed up.

"Hello, this is the Anomalous Entities Containment Bureau. Are you an anomalous entity?"

The white woman was stunned; she never expected the other party to reveal their hand so directly.

Seriously, are all the law enforcement members of the Bureau of Containment of Anomalous Entities this stupid?

If they reveal all their secrets right away, it would be a miracle if they could find any unusual entities.

The masks worn by these law enforcement team members look quite intimidating, but they're really nothing special.

"Madam, I don't know what you're talking about. If you'd like to investigate, you're welcome anytime. I think you can come in and have a cup of tea."

"This is my husband Charlie, and my children."

The white woman smiled and described the strange things in the house to Xu Feng.

Xu Feng looked at Charlie with a slight surprise, and couldn't help but say:

"Why is your husband a monkey?"

To everyone's surprise, Lucy said with a happy expression:

Stop looking at me like that! My husband isn't a monkey; he's a miracle of biological evolution!

Several creatures that looked like little apes rushed out of the room and circled around Lucy, saying:

"Mom, where's the food? We're hungry."

Lucy made a shushing gesture and whispered:

"Don't worry, children, look, the food has been delivered to our door!"

"Hello, miss, my name is Charlie, and I'm the breadwinner of this family."

Charlie feigned politeness and said:

"Please wait a moment, I'll make you a cup of black tea."

"Alright, then I'll have to trouble you, Mr. Monkey."

Xu Feng smiled slightly, looking at the family photo hanging on the wall. The corners of her mouth involuntarily turned up slightly because she saw familiar faces.

The monkeys from the Pseudo-Human Academy appeared in this family photo.

No wonder all the other fakes in the fake human academy call it Monkey!

So it really is a product of a combination of a monkey and a pseudo-human!

No wonder I wanted to kill and eat that weird monkey the first time I saw it.

That's interesting. Could this be considered a home visit to the monkey's house?

"Miss, your black tea is ready."

Xu Feng took the black tea, took a small sip, and said thank you.

Charlie's face wore a sickeningly hypocritical expression as he said:

"My beautiful lady, as you can see, this family is perfectly normal, and there is nothing unusual about them as you described. However, I don't mind if you stay here a little longer, and we can discuss some philosophical ideas about life."

"Thanks, but I'm not really interested in discussing philosophical questions about life."

Xu Feng smiled faintly, pointed to the monkey in the family photo, and said with some surprise:

"I never expected to see my classmate in this family photo! What a surprise!"

Charlie was stunned for a moment, quite surprised, and immediately realized who Xu Feng was talking about.

"Oh! You mean Hans? He's one of my favorite kids. I never imagined you were his classmate. By the way, how's Hans doing at school?"

Xu Feng smiled and patted his stomach, saying:

"It's doing very well now, Mr. Monkey, would you be interested in keeping it company?"

Charlie didn't quite understand what Xu Feng was saying, but when he saw her touching her stomach, he immediately misunderstood.

Could this woman be Hans's girlfriend, pregnant with his son's child?

Otherwise, why would she touch her belly?

Thinking about it, it's no wonder that his son Hans inherited his charm, captivating his female classmates.

Charlie, who had originally planned to kill and eat the law enforcement team members in front of him, suddenly changed his mind. After all, she was his daughter-in-law. How could he kill her?

The flood almost washed away the Dragon King Temple; even family members don't recognize each other.

If Xu Feng knew what that damned monkey was thinking right now, Charlie wouldn't turn into a bloody mist within 0.2 seconds, so he'd be considered to have messed up the deal.

Charlie smiled and said when he heard that his son was doing well at the fake human academy:

"Really? That puts my mind at ease. I was worried it would get bullied at school!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng smiled slightly and said:

"Mr. Monkey, your worries are completely unfounded. I think it will probably never be bullied again."

Charlie sensed something was wrong from Xu Feng's tone.

"Can't take the bullying anymore? What's wrong with Hans?"

"Mr. Monkey is really stupid! Ever since I arrived at the Pseudo-Human Academy, I've been wondering about one thing: why can't we kill and eat only the supernatural beings?"

"So I killed it! Your son is surprisingly delicious!"

Charlie stared wide-eyed, listening incredulously to the familiar words before it; it seemed to remember saying something similar.

Xu Feng was speaking all of its lines!

It could no longer maintain its hypocritical facade; its beloved son had been killed by the woman before it.

"Damn human, how dare you kill my son?!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Monkey, you'll be going to be with your son soon too."

Facing the enraged Charlie, Xu Feng elegantly put down his tea.

She stretched like a lady and said leisurely, her tone as relaxed as if she were talking to her best friend.

"You bitch!" Charlie could no longer hold back, baring his beastly fangs and swinging his filthy hand at Xu Feng.

Seeing Charlie's fist coming at him in anger, Xu Feng simply reached out and caught it.

"Can't keep up the act anymore? You hypocritical beast! You spout all those grand principles, but when you hear your own son was killed by me, you're still furious, aren't you?"

"Mr. Monkey, do you know what? I simply cannot tolerate you heretics, especially you weirdos!"

"You eat people today, and tomorrow you'll eat my family and friends! You've forgotten the beginning, and you've forgotten the end."

"In short, I have only one response to your bizarre opinions: kill!"