The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality
Chapter 195 Stupidity Beats Experts
The crabs standing nearby stared wide-eyed in astonishment, never expecting their leader to be so fierce; their eyes couldn't keep up with Xu Feng's speed.
I never expected my boss to be able to keep up. And he has to be the boss, he's really amazing!
At this point, the crab leader, who was wearing pants, was already soaking wet.
But the crab leader thought that even a coward shouldn't lose face, so he said in a deliberately profound tone:
"Insignificant human, your speed is far too slow in my eyes, and your strength is outrageously weak."
"Our leader is so handsome! Our leader is so incredibly handsome! We will always respect and love you, Kouya!"
The crabs standing by cheered for their leader, but not a single one came up to help.
"Big Brother, I want to have baby crabs with you!"
"Big brother, big brother, when you give birth to baby crabs, I'll be there to help push!"
"Big brother, big brother, I'm a male crab. If you don't mind, I can..."
The leader crab lost itself in its loud cries, becoming arrogant and believing itself to be truly powerful.
"Insignificant humans, it's time to accept this farce. The flesh and blood of human girls are the most delicious; it's truly unexpected that ingredients would be delivered to our doorstep!"
Xu Feng was speechless, because she was surprised that the crab boss could pinch her knife, so she didn't use any force at all.
She's always the one stealing other people's lines, but today she was the one having her lines stolen by a person with Down syndrome.
No wonder people say that idiots beat experts; it seems there's some truth to that.
At this moment, Xu Feng felt that he was being restrained.
Xu Feng lost her patience and exerted all her strength, unleashing the full power of her 29.5 times physique.
Under the admiring gazes of the crab people, the crab leader's claws shattered inch by inch, revealing the pink crab meat inside.
The crab leader was stunned; he never expected the girl in front of him to be so powerful.
It originally thought that Xu Feng, disarmed by the crab claws, would be at its mercy.
But who would have thought that the girl in front of them would use her strength to throw bricks and smash its incredibly hard claws?
The thing in front of me is definitely not human; maybe it's an abnormal entity like me?
The crab leader, somewhat intimidated, quickly said:
"Um... I don't think we need to fight to the death here. Maybe we can sit down and talk!"
Xu Feng raised his hand and sliced off the pair of huge crab claws. The crab-man was surprisingly strong in its ability to withstand pain, and it didn't even let out a scream.
Xu Feng sheathed his sword and stood there, saying calmly:
"Oh! How should we talk about it? If you commit suicide, I might consider letting you go."
The crab leader looked at his massive, shattered crab claw and felt a pang of heartache. He knew this.
If I don't take some action, I might die.
It may not have a brain, but it's afraid of dying, isn't it?
Driven by the will to survive, the crab leader's intelligence began to skyrocket.
The crabs watching were dumbfounded. They never expected that their invincible leader's claws would be shattered.
In the crab-man tribe, the larger and harder the crab claws, the higher the status of the crab-man. Now that the crab-man leader no longer has crab claws, is he still the leader?
Despite the pain, the crab leader forced himself to remain calm and said:
"Where exactly did we offend you? We can change."
Xu Feng smiled slightly and said:
"Your mistake is that you shouldn't have grown into this shape, and you shouldn't have preyed on us humans. What do you have to say for yourself?"
The crab leader spoke up:
"Humans are on our crab-people's menu; it's in our nature, and you can't stifle our nature."
"As for you, as an anomalous entity, why are you speaking up for insignificant humans, even going so far as to disguise yourself as a human and come to our door? What exactly is your purpose?"
"You've got your eye on our crab people's territory? We can vacate it."
Xu Feng was amused and annoyed when the crab leader said, in a matter-of-fact manner, that this was their nature.
She knew then that these damned, stinky crabs were destined to become her food.
"Nature, what a nature! Then it's my nature to prey on you stinky crabs too."
Xu Feng finished speaking and stopped wasting words. He raised his knife and began to hack and slash wildly among the crabs, like a tiger among sheep.
Crab juice and crab limbs flew everywhere, and crab shells almost covered the entire hall. The crab people in the hall howled and screamed in great pain.
Xu Feng stood gracefully in the center of the field, took out a handkerchief, and gently wiped the crab juice stains off the demon sword, looking so elegant.
"You bastard, Dog Xiujin! Don't treat me like a cleaver!"
The furious Qianpo floated in mid-air, frantically pounding Xu Feng's back with her pink little fists.
Xu Feng ignored Qian Po's back pounding and instead, with a flick of his hand, collected all the prepared crabs on the field.
Elsa, who was in the law enforcement vehicle, heard gunshots coming from the crabman's villa and was puzzled.
Aren't my colleagues, those anomalous entities, going to visit the crab-humans?
But why are there bursts of gunfire coming from inside?
It looks like a fierce battle has broken out.
No! This might just be how abnormal entities greet each other!
Perhaps raising their hands and firing a burst of bullets is their way of communicating friendship!
It must be so.
Elsa was deceiving herself, but when Xu Feng, whose clothes were slightly dirty and whose suit was stained with crab juice, came out...
Elsa was dumbfounded. Did it mean that friendship between abnormal entities had to be achieved through bloodshed?
Is it really necessary to be so cruel?
If we follow the communication methods of abnormal entities, wouldn't we also have to get beaten up to express friendship?
Thinking of this, Elsa couldn't help but shudder. The abnormal entity might not die from losing so much blood, but if she lost that much blood, she would definitely die!
Xu Feng got into the car, closed the door, and took off his white gloves, which were stained with crab juice. There were now two pairs of gloves stained with strange blood in the car.
Xu Feng removed her mask, tidied her slightly messy hair, and said in a sweet voice with a bright smile to Elsa:
"Let's go! To the merfolk!"
Elsa looked at that sweet smile and felt a chill run down her spine!
………………
Benbo Ba also entered the Misty Kingdom War instance. He was always ridiculed for his low score, but during the Chongdao Sacrifice City event...
He already has 1,000 points in the ladder.
Benbo Ba is feeling a bit numb right now, wondering why he's been stuck with two consecutive nation war dungeons.
Did they mistake him for a Japanese person?
The character he played was also called "Benbo Ba" when translated into English, and he was also an abnormal entity.
In the past, the player who frequently entered dungeons was often looked down upon by his teammates, but now he is being looked down upon by the abnormal entities.
The long-bearded elder of the merfolk tribe, leaning on his cane in the water, angrily pointed at Benbo Badao:
"Benbo Ba, you ugly freak who can't turn your legs into a fish tail, you are not worthy to live with us. You have been expelled from the Merfolk clan. Get out! You are not welcome here. Don't cling to this place anymore."
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