The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Jack the Ripper could no longer hide his shock; his gloomy, sickly face betrayed his astonishment, and he stood up from his chair.

"Who are you? How do you know everything about me?"

Xu Feng smiled elegantly and spoke softly like a lady:

"Don't get excited, Mr. Jack. Isn't it easy to deduce this information from a photograph full of clues?"

"You've been imitating the girl you love in an attempt to get closer to her, and that's how you've become a monster. Am I right, Mr. Jack?"

Xu Feng sat down gracefully, picked up the small cup of black tea on the table, gently swirled the liquid in the cup, took a small sip, and commented lightly:

"What a lovely young couple! But the way you express romance is a bit lacking in my eyes."

"Alright, Mr. Jack, our chat time is over. Now it's time for the trial of heretics!"

Jack suddenly stood up, intending to make the first move against Xu Feng, but a slender and beautiful hand grabbed Jack's neck with incredible speed, lifting him up.

Even when Xu Feng, who is 186 cm tall, transforms into a bloodthirsty lady, she is still 178 cm tall. In her eyes, Jack's ridiculous height is nothing more than a cute boy.

Xu Feng looked at the sycophant in front of him with pitiful eyes, and said indifferently:

"In Gravity Falls, you're at best just a cute little boy."

What followed was incredibly cruel.

As Jack lay dying, he clutched the photograph of himself and Mary from their youth, a flicker of tenderness crossing his gloomy eyes.

"Mary... my Mary, let's embrace one last time! Let's make an eternal pact with death!"

Jack, clutching the photo frame, tilted his head to the side, and with his back covered in sticky tentacles, he died completely.

Xu Feng removed the gloves stained with black, eerie blood and commented calmly:

"What a tragic couple!"

Just then, Jack's phone rang:

"This is Jack the Ripper's house. Please leave a message!"

On the other end of the phone came a madwoman's sickly laughter, accompanied by the sound of a sharp blade slicing into flesh, an unknown man's painful groans, and a woman's screams:

"Hahaha! I'm Mary, Jack, and I want a divorce! You can't give me the excitement I crave!"

Xu Feng listened to the message and said calmly:

"It seems you'd still die even if I didn't come looking for you, wouldn't you? That's quite unfortunate, Mr. Jack."

Xu Feng smiled elegantly, pushed over the candle on the table, and let the flames ignite the tablecloth, and the fire quickly spread.

Xu Feng walked away from Jack's detached villa with elegant steps and without looking back. The fire engulfed the villa, burning away all the evil within.

Immediately afterwards, in the live stream of Gravity Falls, which was broadcast globally, the barrage of comments flooded the screen like a tsunami, almost completely submerging the entire screen.

The number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed at an incredible speed, with many unfamiliar IDs flooding in, and the number of viewers eventually surpassed ten million.

A Chinese tough guy carrying the banner: "So handsome, so incredibly handsome! Is this the unique charm of a bloodthirsty gentleman? Even I, a man, am captivated."

Murder and arsonist Li Feiyu (Hua): "666666! You call this a newbie? Can a newbie have this kind of intimidation?"

Saving Suffering and Rescuing from Calamity Han Tianzun (Hua): "Interesting... He managed to expose Jack the Ripper's underwear from just one photo. His reasoning ability is simply terrifying. I, Han, am not worthy of comparison."

"Didn't they say that the Bloodthirsty Gentleman only knows how to recklessly charge in? With this level of reasoning, he'd probably find a way out of a dungeon within ten minutes, right?" (Hua)

Testicular War God (Hua): "It's too long. If you can't find a way out in three minutes, you're considered a bloodthirsty gentleman who bombs orders."

Bloody Lady, My Wife (Chinese): "That's so cool! One second she's reminiscing passionately at a candlelight dinner, the next she's choking and judging someone—a seamless switch between elegance and ruthlessness!"

"Sister, I love you! By the way, why do you all call her the Bloody Gentleman? She's clearly a girl; 'Bloody Lady' would be more appropriate, wouldn't it?"

Ye Feng is a lifelong fan (Hua) "Help! Her ladylike form is absolutely stunning, so cool and beautiful! Dressed in a black suit and wearing a mask, she's elegant, beautiful, and strong. I'm instantly hooked!"

The Joker (lamp): "Jack: I thought I was the hunter, but I've been the prey from start to finish, hahaha!"

Swearing never to be a shrew (Hua): "A century-old simp ends up getting a divorce call from the actual person involved—this ending is just too heartbreaking!"

The Ace Death Caller (Hua): "That last voicemail message was absolutely divine! It was a truly iconic scene. Mary was the real lunatic, and the two of them were a perfect match!"

Dungeon & Account Thief Warrior (Chinese): "Elegantly setting fire and leaving, that's the style a bloodthirsty gentleman should have! The Joker movie must be paying homage to this scene."

Just thinking about you makes me swoon! (Hua): "Intelligence crushing superiority combined with combat power—watching this bloodthirsty gentleman conquer dungeons is truly a visual treat!"

The battle was exhilarating! (Hua): "From the Crab Demon's lair to the Mermaid Clan, and then all the way to the Ripper's house, we swept through everything in our path—it was incredibly satisfying!"

Elegance never goes out of style (Hua): "While others face certain death when entering a dungeon, the Bloodthirsty Gentleman enters as if attending a banquet."

"You call this a newbie with less than 100 ranked points? This is a 2000-point veteran coming down to just keep up, isn't it?"

My younger sister's jade feet smell sweet and fragrant (Hua): "I declare that this is currently the coolest scene in the national war instance, bar none!"

A few hardships are nothing (Hua). "Setting fire to burn the ghost, destroying the ghost and erasing all traces, elegant and clean, I love it!"

Bloody Gentleman is my idol (Hua): "Who could resist an elegant chosen one who can both deduce and beat up heretics?! Ahhh! He's so cool, sister!"

Qian Wanhao's grandfather (Hua): "Speaking of which, there are so many anomalous entities in Gravity Falls! The Bloody Gentleman has encountered more anomalous entities than he has encountered humans and Chosen Ones combined!"

Liang Zhichao's grandmother (Chinese): "What does it mean that everyone in Gravity Falls except me is either a chosen one or an anomalous entity?"

Tomorrow's Prison player (Hua): "Strange Tales Dungeon: In order to reduce the difficulty of the dungeon, we have appropriately adjusted the ratio of normal NPCs to ghosts in the dungeon."

Five-Eyed Bluebird (Unknown): "Caw! This is exactly what I wanted to see, it's so interesting!"

God of War (Unknown): "This is amazing! I'm so excited I could roll around on the floor!"

God of Pleasure (Unknown): "I felt Jack's extreme pain; it was such a wonderful feeling."

Miracle Walker is still simmering soup (unknown): "What's wrong with you three? You've all changed your names, so I'll change mine too!"

Golden Giant (Unknown): "That's right! Kid, you simply can't stand those heretics. Yes! That's what we have to do. Torture the heretics in the cruelest way possible."

The Tribunal (Unknown): "Oh~ God Emperor above, if it weren't for the circumstances, we too would like to feast on the flesh of heretics and laugh as we drink their blood."

The barrage of comments scrolled so fast that complete sentences were impossible to read, and the live stream's popularity skyrocketed, directly climbing to the top of the global real-time trending list.

Countless viewers were completely captivated by Xu Feng's smooth and overwhelming reasoning and superior skills, and the praise on the screen was almost non-stop.