The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

The gate to the Anomalous Entities Containment Bureau is built just like the Baby Bus, and the old man guarding the gate exudes a relaxed vibe.

This place is clearly a containment facility for monsters established for humans, an institution set up to prevent anomalous entities from continuing to hunt and harm humans.

It is a core base for containing, controlling, and researching those indescribable anomalies.

However, the staff of the Anomalous Entities Containment Bureau had long since given up and were just getting by, for no other reason than that there were simply too many and too powerful anomalous entities in Gravity Falls.

This was already beyond the capabilities of the Bureau of Containment of Anomalous Entities, so it was only natural that everyone was giving up.

Xu Feng's black law enforcement vehicle had just stopped in the square in front of the detention center when he suddenly stopped pushing open the car door.

An intensely pungent, almost overwhelming smell of blood immediately entered the nasal cavity; it was not the scent of ordinary living beings.

Instead, it was a deathly aura mixed with eerie energy, carrying an air of decay and madness, pungent and nauseating.

Xu Feng looked up and saw a hint of coldness flash across those eyes that had always carried a sense of nonchalance for the first time.

On the central gate of the Anomalous Entities Containment Bureau, a figure was pinned to a cold alloy steel plate.

It's Elsa.

The female senior who had gone out with him yesterday to carry out the task of cleaning up abnormal entities, who was cheerful and kind and hadn't made things difficult for him, was now a cold and hideous corpse.

Despite suffering from sinusitis and unable to smell anything, the security guard was still washing up and brushing his teeth in his guardhouse as usual, preparing to eat freshly baked bread, bacon, and milk.

There was such a big person hanging at the entrance all night, but the gatekeeper didn't even notice.

Xu Feng was speechless. What was this unique sense of relaxation and humor of the Ansar people?

Elsa's body was pierced through her shoulders, abdomen, and legs by thick, long, and strangely patterned bone spurs with blackish-green markings.

Her body was firmly fixed to the door panel, and blood flowed down the gaps between the bone spurs and the alloy, forming a small dark red pool on the ground, which had long since congealed and turned black.

Her eyes were wide open to the extreme, the whites of her eyes were covered with scarlet blood vessels, and her pupils still held the extreme fear and pain before death. Her mouth was wide open in a ferocious manner.

It was as if it had let out a desperate roar before dying, but it was abruptly cut off in its throat.

The manner of their death was so gruesome that it was horrifying.

Clearly, Elsa suffered inhuman torture before her death.

Very well, these anomalous entities not only don't hide, but they even dare to breathe on him in retaliation.

It's time to start the reckoning ahead of schedule. Elsa is such a good person; she always gives him precise directions to the aberrant entities' homes so he can accurately clean up the heretics.

Mads Mikkelsen told him that Elsa was actually trying to harm him.

However, Xu Feng, blinded by anger, wouldn't listen to any of it.

As a man of great stature, he was able to distinguish right from wrong without needing Uncle Ba to remind him.

Xu Feng's colleagues arrived at work one after another, and the moment they saw the figure on the door, everyone's face turned ashen.

Some of the colleagues, whose guard was lax, instinctively covered their mouths and barely managed to hold back from vomiting on the spot.

Many more people's eyes were filled with shock, anger, and a deep-seated fear.

"Elsa...it's Elsa!"

"Damn it! What on earth did that?!"

"This is the headquarters of the Bureau of Containment of Anomalous Entities! This is our territory! How dare someone nail a corpse to the gate!"

A cacophony of exclamations erupted as team members drew their standard-issue weapons and cautiously surveyed their surroundings.

The square was completely empty, and not a single abnormality could be detected. It was as if the murderer had never appeared, as if the malevolent corpse had been nailed there out of thin air.

This serves as a blatant provocation and warning.

Joseph Hawke, the director of the Bureau of Containment of Anomalous Entities, swayed his Pete-like, bloated body to the police station entrance.

The hot dog bread that was about to be put into his mouth froze in mid-air.

Joseph turned deathly pale as he watched the incredibly bloody scene, and couldn't help but lean against a street lamp and vomit.

As an old man who had dealt with anomalous entities for over a decade, he knew all too well what this scene meant.

This is not an accident, not a hunt, but a warning.

Joseph had lost too many colleagues over the years, and although he was somewhat numb and resigned, he still couldn't help but vomit when he saw this scene.

This is the bloodiest and most direct warning issued by the Bureau of Containment of Anomalous Entities to those uncontrollable, high-level anomalous entities lurking in the shadows of Grotesque Town!

I vomited for a while until I couldn't vomit anymore.

Joseph turned his head sharply, his gaze fixed on Miss Xu not far away.

His eyes held urgency, panic, and a barely perceptible hint of questioning as he strode up to Xu Feng, his voice trembling slightly.

As if recalling something extremely terrifying, she grabbed Xu Feng's shoulder and asked:

"Mary! Tell me! What exactly did you do yesterday?!"

Elsa was on patrol with Mary. Since Elsa is dead, it means they must have offended the anomalous entity and displeased it.

This is definitely retaliation for offending some extremely dangerous anomalous entity!

Faced with Joseph's almost out-of-control questioning, Xu Feng remained unusually calm.

She slowly raised her slender wrist and gently moved Joseph's large hand away from her shoulder.

She even had a carefree smile on her face, as if the hideous corpse in front of her was nothing more than a trivial matter.

"Actually, it's nothing serious."

Xu Feng's voice was light and airy, yet it stunned all the members of the containment bureau present.

Nothing serious?

People have died, and they've all been warned by the abnormal entity blocking the door. You call this nothing serious?

Joseph's pupils contracted sharply as he stared intently at Xu Feng, waiting for him to continue.

The next second, Xu Feng's smile widened, and his lightly parted pink lips said:

"It was just something I did on the side; I killed some anomalous entities while on patrol."

The words fell.

The entire room fell silent.

Joseph froze on the spot, his eyes wide with disbelief, as if he had heard the most absurd joke in the world.

He stared intently at Xu Feng, his lips trembling for a long time before he managed to squeeze out a single sentence:

"What did you say? You killed...some anomalous entities?"

He almost doubted that there was something wrong with his ears.

He remembered clearly the equipment he had provided to Xu Feng and Elsa.

It is a standard Class C field equipment, with power that cannot even break through the skin of most abnormal entities, let alone kill them directly!

Moreover, an anomaly capable of issuing such a bloody warning is definitely not an ordinary, low-level anomaly entity.

Mary said she only killed some anomalous entities. Anomalous entities that could be killed by a weak woman must be very weak, right?

How could this possibly trigger such a bloody warning?!