The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xu Feng was dumbfounded. "Your crush isn't me? Go ahead and smash the lamp!"

Japanese courtesan Naoshiro Yukiko said:

"Because the person I admire is like a block of wood, I cannot satisfy him, so I have no choice but to trouble you."

Do Tauren have a good life?

Xu Feng's lips curled up slightly; it wasn't that he couldn't accept it.

Naishiro Yukiko gently raised her jade-like hand and said calmly:

"Although I've given you my full support, I still intend to put you through a trial."

After saying that, Naibai Xuezi pulled Xu Feng into the trial space.

When Xu Feng opened his eyes again, he found himself in a typical Edo-era pleasure house, with vermilion beams and pillars supporting a dark brown wooden structure.

Strings of pale pink cherry blossom-colored lanterns hung from the eaves, their paper shades painted with gold-lacquered ukiyo-e prints. The dim, warm light bathed the entire building in a hazy, luxurious glow.

The corridor is covered with smooth beech wood flooring, and the lattice doors on both sides are painted with vibrant peonies and cherry blossoms in a snowstorm. A faint scent of incense and sake wafts from the gaps in the paper doors, mingling with the fragrance of women's cosmetics, creating a lingering and enchanting atmosphere.

Several courtesans dressed in furisode and with their hair styled in Shimada buns leaned against the railing, waving cherry blossom patterned folding fans in their hands, and chuckling softly. Their voices were gentle and melodious, carrying a hint of languor as they fell on the wind.

The stone lanterns in the courtyard glowed softly, and fallen cherry blossom petals swirled gently in the evening breeze.

Xu Feng was standing in the most luxurious zashi room.

Naoshiro Yukiko had changed into a furisode, a vermilion dress embroidered with silver plum blossoms, her long hair styled in a gorgeous peach-shaped updo, with a white jade hairpin tucked diagonally into her temple.

She leaned against the carved lattice window, her snow-white sleeves hanging halfway down. The flippancy from before was gone from her eyes; instead, a genuine yet melancholic tenderness lingered in them. Her gaze fell straight down to the street below.

Under the streetlights, a young samurai with neatly tied hairpins, wearing a light blue jinhaori, and two swords of different sizes at his waist, stood tall and straight like a pine tree.

He was gazing affectionately at Naoshiro Yukiko, his face flushed as he spoke to her about the daimyo.

Naoshiro Yukiko's gaze was filled with undisguised admiration, as if the hustle and bustle of the entire brothel paled in comparison to his figure.

Xu Feng learned from their conversation that the daimyo here had been defeated by the neighboring daimyo, and the small town had been ceded to that daimyo as war reparations.

After that daimyo occupied this place, these women of the brothel naturally had to reward the daimyo's soldiers.

As a courtesan, Naoshiro Yukiko was not allowed to be touched by ordinary soldiers; as a Japanese courtesan, she sold her art but not her body.

Naoshiro Yukiko's virginity is still intact. As a courtesan, she can only reserve her virginity for the name of the person she was with; no one else can touch her.

However, the daimyo seems to be gay and not interested in Nashiro Yukiko.

This has led to an awkward situation.

Even though this small town was ceded, no one dared to touch Naoshiro Yukiko, who was still a virgin; no one dared to test the sharpness of the daimyo's sword.

Naoshiro Yukiko wanted to give her virginity to the person she loved, but her lover was as dense as a blockhead, stubbornly refusing to understand and always talking to her about serious matters.

Xu Feng listened to Naoshiro Yukiko and the young samurai's conversation and couldn't help but feel a little bored.

However, while leaning against the window, Naoshiro Yukiko stretched out her delicate hand and, out of the young samurai's sight, took Xu Feng's hand and placed it on his hand.

Xu Feng was somewhat surprised that Naoshiro Yukiko, who was wearing a kimono, had no interior decorations.

What does Naoshiro Yukiko mean by this? Does she want to steal a kiss from me without being discovered by the young samurai?

I know this very well!

Seeing that Naoshiro Yukiko was so proactive, Xu Feng stopped being polite and started discussing techniques with her directly.

The young samurai below the brothel watched as a faint blush crept onto Naoshiro Yukiko's exquisite face, and her chest rose and fell slightly.

"Yukiko-chan, do you have a cold? Why is your face so red?" From the young samurai's perspective, Yukiko Nashiro is wearing a beautiful kimono.

Naoshiro Yukiko looked incredibly alluring; he felt she was exceptionally beautiful and charming today. However, the impeccably dressed Naoshiro Yukiko didn't notice anything amiss.

"Yes, I haven't been feeling well lately, Kameda-kun." Nashiro Yukiko's beautiful face was flushed, and she felt extremely excited at this moment.

Xu Feng was somewhat surprised. He hadn't expected that this was Naoshiro Yukiko's first time, and that she would play such a fancy trick on her first time. Was it really necessary to be so outrageous?

The next test involves various acts of adultery without the young samurai's knowledge.

Watching Naoshiro Yukiko's affectionate rendezvous with Kameda-kun, Fukuri also saw the gifts he had given her.

Xu Feng couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement.

Meanwhile, the blockheaded Kameda, with the air of a gentleman, was having a secret rendezvous with Nashiro Yukiko, his expression filled with deep admiration.

After spending several days together, Xu Feng even became good friends with Kameda-kun.

The three of them walked down the street together. Xu Feng was secretly doing something to Naoshiro Yukiko, but Kameda, with his slow-witted and blockheaded nature, couldn't even notice.

Sometimes, when he was even bolder, Xu Feng would pretend to teach Naishiro Yukiko to write, and even act like a minotaur in front of her, without Kameda-kun noticing.

Unbeknownst to him, Kameda had been cuckolded countless times.

Naoshiro Yukiko also enjoyed this exciting feeling.

The test ended quickly, and Naoshiro Yukiko, her beautiful face flushed and her legs a little weak, said:

"Bloody Gentleman, I'm very satisfied with you. You really can give me a thrill that he can't."

Xu Feng smiled faintly. He also felt quite excited. It was pretty good. It was indeed top-notch. Compared with Qianxue, it had its own merits and different flavors.

Instead of hiding the details of the trial, Naoshiro Yukiko made them public.

The live stream chat immediately erupted in excitement.

My younger sister's jade feet smell sweet and fragrant (Hua): "Holy crap, this Naoshiro Yukiko is really playing hard to get! She clearly has feelings for Kameda, yet she's so promiscuous, doing this to the Bloody Gentleman right in front of him..."

Disconnected City and Account Thief Warrior (Chinese): "Exciting, this is so exciting! Is this the courtesan? She's definitely different."

Bloody Gentleman My Husband (Hua): "So, this Naoshiro Yukiko is treating Bloody Gentleman like a tunnel boring machine? That's interesting!"

Just thinking about you makes me so happy (Hua):

"Where's Fairy Ye?! Help! Do you know your husband is cheating on you?"

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Next up is Lady Eight, number five.

The eight-foot-tall lady had a fondness for young boys; in her eyes, anyone shorter than her was a young boy. Looking at Xu Feng, she said:

"Although you are also a BOSS, you're a newbie BOSS, and there's still a gap between us. Are you sure you want to insist on choosing me?"

Xu Feng's lips curled slightly upward as he said calmly:

"Sure."

"Alright, let's begin the trial. Let me see if you can satisfy me."

Madam Bachi pulled Xu Feng directly into a manor.

Xu Feng thought that Madam Ba Chi was going to test his fighting ability, but she actually led him directly to her boudoir.

Seeing the eight-foot-tall lady gently undressing, Xu Feng immediately understood.

Okay! This combat ability is still a combat ability.