The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Ayase Mizuki (unknown): "Ahhh, she's so cute! I really want to take her home and imprison her! Hehehe!"

Tumu Fortress War God (Hua) "Xu Feng: I was just knocked out of the second stage, and then I just lay down and waited to escape the battle. Is there a problem? No problem!"

Roses don't need to grow tall; lovers will bend them down. (Hua): "Gentlemen, I have a bold idea!"

Connected to the State Grid, is it cooked or burnt? (Hua): "What did the boss say?"

Children, wait for me, Po Jun (Hua): "Keep the power on!"

The seemingly nerdy college student found the scene rather beautiful.

He thought Xu Feng was adorable, if the other party really was an NPC in the dungeon.

Maybe I can try to win her over and sign her as my spirit!

Isn't this exactly the typical male protagonist's storyline in Japanese anime?

Meeting an incredibly cute and mysterious girl, then winning her over, and experiencing some delightful everyday moments—this is simply the life he's always dreamed of!

Lost in his fantasies, Li Tian unconsciously started grinning foolishly, practically drooling.

The people in the room huddled in a corner, especially Brother Long, who held up the wooden board and faced Xu Feng from afar, protecting everyone behind him.

They looked at Xu Feng warily, and only after confirming that she had no intention of harming anyone did they slowly relax.

The crowd gradually relaxed.

Ten minutes later, Xu Feng's petite body began to grow rapidly.

First, she grew into a larger version of Qianpo, then her hair quickly shortened and turned black, and her exquisite figure became incredibly upright.

The Bloody Gentleman is back.

The moment Xu Feng transformed back into the Bloody Gentleman, he got up and stretched his arms and wrists, thinking to himself.

As expected, he still couldn't get used to Qianpo's body; the loli's perspective was just too low.

The group's initial relaxation instantly turned into alertness, and they once again huddled in the corner where the girl with depression was.

Since entering the instance, the girl with depression has hardly moved from her spot, and no one knows her name.

Xu Feng revealed a gentlemanly and elegant smile, showing off a set of bright white teeth, and said:

"Don't be afraid, I think we should be teammates."

Looking at Xu Feng's tall and straight figure, Li Tian couldn't tell for a moment whether Xu Feng was a human or a monster.

No, maybe being a loli is his true form!

This mysterious girl must have been provoked by something to manifest this upright posture to protect herself.

Perhaps the key to unlocking the dungeon lies with her.

Having thoroughly read countless light novel tropes, Li Tian believed he had seen through Xu Feng's true nature.

I don't believe a word Xu Feng says; this guy must be the one who sneaked in!

The autistic girl huddled in the corner was also somewhat bewildered.

No... buddy?

Who are you?

Nobody told me that there were two ghosts who infiltrated the Chosen Ones' ranks.

I clearly remember that besides me, the only other thing in this instance was those human head balloons.

Where the hell did you come from?

They're playing their cards right from the start, isn't that a bit outrageous?

When you said that, did you laugh or not? What makes you think other people will believe your nonsense?

Xu Feng ignored the chosen ones who were terrified.

Once outside, he found that no more balloons were floating down to attack him, confirming his suspicions.

The thousand-headed balloons in the sky seemed to have lost their target and drifted away aimlessly.

Thinking this through, Xu Feng returned to the room and said calmly:

"My guess was right. The curse was broken after I popped my own head balloon."

"After reverting to stage one, my stage two human head balloon drifted away as if it had lost its target."

"The way to survive this instance is already quite obvious: change your appearance or body shape to avoid being attacked by the head balloons."

"No, that's not rigorous enough."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Xu Feng transformed into the Bloodstained Lady and unlocked the Thousand Souls Possession ability, transforming into the loli appearance of the Thousand Souls.

Seeing the Thousand Soul Balloon flying towards him, Xu Feng conjured up the Thousand Soul in his palm and, without hesitation, swung his sword, cutting off one of his little fingers.

Everyone present was stunned. How did it turn back and cut off one of their little fingers?

Because Xu Feng attacked himself, the BGM "Extermination Song" was not triggered.

Xu Feng also discovered that he could decide whether or not a health bar and a background music track (the "Extermination Theme") would appear above his head, which seemed quite convenient.

The background music, the "Extermination Theme," kept playing, and Xu Feng felt a headache coming on.

Even after his little finger was cut off, the Thousand Souls Head Balloon continued to drift towards him.

Xu Feng showed no sign of panic, but instead muttered to himself:

"Even with slight changes in size, would it still be a target for the human-headed balloons?"

Without hesitation, Xu Feng raised his knife again, blood splattered, and his slender left arm fell directly to the ground.

Not only were the chosen ones present dumbfounded, but even the female ghost huddled in the corner was stunned.

No, buddy... uh... wait, sis, do you have to be so hard on yourself?

You look so beautiful in this state of mind!

This is terrifying!

Xu Feng watched as the balloons depicting human heads continued to drift towards him, and he murmured:

"Just changing the body shape won't work? Does the human head balloon identify people based on their appearance?"

As he pondered this, Xu Feng wrapped the blood-stained bandage from his Qianpo scalp around his face.

The balloon with the human head on it immediately drifted away as if it had lost its target.

"So that's how it is? Is this the way out for newbies? It's so simple."

Xu Feng, looking quite experienced, muttered to himself.

From the moment he started practicing until he found a way to survive, the whole process took less than twenty minutes.

If it weren't for waiting to revert to stage one, the time could be even shorter, compressed to within three minutes.

Xu Feng picked up the arm from the ground and reattached it to the severed area. Under the immense life force, the arm miraculously healed itself back together.

This astonishing recovery left everyone present speechless.

Immediately, Xu Feng reverted to his former ruthless gentlemanly demeanor and said calmly:

"We've found a way out. If we wrap the stuff around our heads, we won't get attacked by the human head balloons."

"I'm going to go search for supplies now, since I only got a short visa."

As he spoke, Xu Feng prepared to leave to search for supplies.

Li Tian watched Xu Feng walk away and couldn't help but call out to him:

"Um... are you a man or a woman?"

Xu Feng stood there, looking somewhat puzzled, and spoke as if there was no life in his eyes:

"Is it male or female? Does gender really matter? If I had to say, I'd prefer this posture, after all, it gives me a broader perspective, a higher vantage point, and a wider view."