The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

The room was so quiet that only the sound of Xu Feng slurping noodles could be heard.

Su Qian stood not far away, her throat bobbing involuntarily.

She hadn't eaten or drunk anything since entering the instance, and the alluring aroma made her stomach rumble in protest.

But the thought that the person in front of her was Xu Feng, the chosen one disguised as a ghost, made her wariness suppress her appetite, and she stubbornly refused to move.

Seeing Xu Feng eating so heartily, Li Tian, ​​this innocent and naive college student, couldn't help but scratch his head and feel hungry himself.

Saliva was flowing freely from his mouth, his eyes were fixed on Xu Feng's bowl, and his legs unconsciously took a half step forward before he abruptly stopped.

"Xu...Xu Feng, can you finish such a big bowl by yourself?"

Xu Feng was speechless when he heard Li Tian call him "sister," and he scolded in a clear, melodious voice:

"Who the hell are you calling 'sister'?! Your whole family are sisters! I'm a man, I'm not gay."

Xu Feng, still fuming and without looking up, took another big slurp of soup, the broth dripping down her chin. She casually wiped it away with her sleeve, a look of satisfaction on her face.

"Want some? Help yourself!"

Xu Feng, a legendary lover, is still happy to share his food.

A legendary lover, loving people is also loving people, that's for sure.

Li Tian swallowed hard.

He was about to grab the bowl and chopsticks that Xu Feng had placed aside, preparing to serve himself a bowl of instant noodles.

But Su Qian grabbed him.

Xu Feng glanced around at the people gathered around the pot, their eyes practically glowing with envy, yet none of them dared to approach. He couldn't help but chuckle to himself.

He held the bowl and deliberately took a slow, loud slurp.

"Why are you all looking at me? If you want some, help yourself."

Everyone froze in shock.

Su Qian said coldly, "Who knows if you tampered with it inside?"

Xu Feng shrugged, finished the last bite of noodles, even drinking the soup clean, put down the empty bowl, and let out a satisfied burp.

"The food is here. If you don't eat it, that's none of my business."

The aroma still wafted through the room, and the remaining noodles in the pot were still steaming enticingly.

A group of people were so eager for food that they were itching to eat it, but they could only watch helplessly as Xu Feng enjoyed it all by himself, without even having the courage to reach out.

"Sister Qianqian, when will Brother Long be back?" Deng Wenwen clutched her stomach, which was already rumbling.

Su Qian glanced at the sky outside; it was already afternoon. She comforted Wenwen, saying:

"Don't worry, Brother Long will come back with food."

Su Qian stopped everyone present, and no one dared to eat the instant noodles cooked by Xu Feng.

Seeing that Su Qian and the others weren't eating instant noodles, Xu Feng had no choice but to finish all the instant noodles in the pot.

Then, feeling completely satisfied, I lay down on the tatami mat and took a nap.

Such leisurely days are rare indeed!

It was the perfect time for a nap, even though Xu Feng only needed a few minutes of rest to meet his energy needs for the day.

However, the rare moment of leisure made Xu Feng want to follow his biological instincts and take a good nap.

Xu Feng lay down on the tatami mat and, looking like a little girl, fell fast asleep right in front of everyone, completely unsuspecting.

Su Qian felt that Xu Feng had seen through her scheme and had no other options, so she started to give up.

Liu Tian couldn't resist taking out his phone and snapping a few screenshots, which he then set as his phone wallpaper.

The autistic female ghost standing to the side was dumbfounded. No, bro, do you dare to just start setting it up directly?

So you're leaving me to carry the team through four battles by myself, huh?

The viewers in the live stream were ecstatic.

Tumu Fortress War God (Hua): "You know what, this Su Qian is really a pro player. It's just a pity that she's too cautious and doesn't know the legendary lover, the Bloodthirsty Gentleman. If it were a less skilled player, she wouldn't have suffered such a setback."

Sister's Jade Feet Smell Sweet (Hua): "Wait, what's your name, Bloody Gentleman? Legendary Lover King, right? Where does Bloody Gentleman have any lovers? If I were in the same instance as him, I'd be terrified and cry!"

Earth Fortress War God (Hua): "Haven't you noticed? Bloody Gentleman has never intentionally killed a Chosen One since the very first instance."

"He only taught a lesson to those who were too stupid to admit their mistake and provoked him."

"Ling Shuang, who repeatedly provoked him, was only turned into a human pig by the Bloodthirsty Gentleman; he didn't kill her. This guy's killings are far more cunning than human!"

"Moreover, this bloodthirsty gentleman also enjoys being human; the title of legendary lover king is truly well-deserved!"

Disconnect City and Account Thief Warrior (Chinese): "Holy crap, if you put it that way, this Bloody Gentleman really is a legendary lover king!"

"Even though the newbies in the new book don't trust him, he still turns into a loli to lower everyone's guard. He's a true lover, no complaints. As long as you don't offend the Bloody Gentleman, he really won't hurt anyone."

Ayase Mizuki (Sakura): "My wife is so beautiful, my wife is so cute, I want to hug my wife, I want to kiss my wife! Hehehe!"

Testicular Score God of War (Hua): "Su Qian's actual skill level has far exceeded that of a newbie."

"If I met her in a 2000-point game, I would be overjoyed. With such a cautious and skilled teammate as the team's strategist, there would be virtually no chance of a team wipe in a dungeon."

…………

Looking at Xu Feng, who was fast asleep,

They could only wait anxiously for Brother Long to return, from afternoon until dusk, and from dusk until night fell and the blood moon hung in the sky.

Neither Brother Long nor anyone else appeared outside, and everyone's faces were extremely grim.

"It's so late, why hasn't Brother Long come back yet?" Deng Wenwen asked, grabbing Su Qian's arm in fear.

Su Qian showed no fear on her face; instead, she appeared calm and composed, as if she were the backbone of the group.

"It's gotten to this point, and Brother Long still hasn't come back. He's probably done for. We need to prepare for the worst! We might all go hungry tonight."

Su Qian scanned the scene. There were six people in total who had entered the dungeon. Brother Long's fate was unknown, and Xu Feng was a ghost who had infiltrated their team, so he posed no threat at the moment.

Li Tian, ​​with the innocent naiveté of a college student, even tried to win over Xu Feng as if she were a female ghost.

Su Qian was speechless at Li Tian's naive idea.

The girl in the corner didn't say a word all day; she seemed to be autistic and couldn't be of any use.

The only one who's still somewhat useful is Deng Wenwen.

Su Qian felt a little numb. This was just unbelievable. What was this "When Humanity Shines Like a Cub" thing?

She felt powerless, having to carry four people on her own.

Xu Feng slept straight through his afternoon nap until dark. He got up and stretched comfortably like a cat.

Then Xu Feng looked at the three people whose faces were somewhat unpleasant, glanced around and realized that someone was missing, so he said with an innocent expression:

"Why haven't I seen Brother Long? Hasn't he come back?"