The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

After confirming that all the catastrophic objects have been contained

Xu Feng rushed back to the Silent Containment Tower without stopping.

The large, humanoid demon he was carrying on his back was, to be honest, quite noisy, and it was getting in the way of him watching Pretty Cure.

He wanted to watch cartoons, but the humanoid demon behind him tried to take the remote from him.

Some people want to watch horror movies.

Some want to watch the NBA.

Some also watch BabyBus.

Some people even watch Ultraman.

Lian Hongying was speechless as she watched Xu Feng carrying that huge ball of flesh and trying to wrest the remote control from him.

This scene is just too cheesy!

Is our own warden really human?

Each of these evil spirits has their own unique tastes, which makes it impossible for Xu Feng to watch the cartoons he wants in peace.

So Xu Feng decided to conduct an experiment to see if there was any way to restore these split adaptive evil spirits back into one.

Anyway, the power that the evil spirit can withstand is gradually increased, and Xu Feng can conduct experiments almost indefinitely.

Xu Feng casually grabbed two evil spirits, kneaded them into a ball, and used a powerful brick to forcefully mold them into one piece.

Of course, he accidentally got crushed to death by the evil spirit with a snap.

Xu Feng scratched his head, realizing he had accidentally used too much force. This evil spirit's vitality wasn't that strong after all!

Never mind, I'll just hang it on the wall as a decoration.

The next morning.

Something unexpected happened to Xu Feng.

The two humanoid demons that had merged into one and were hanging on the wall actually came back to life. The resurrected demon was not two, but one.

It was waving its arms wildly, trying to snatch the office remote control.

Unfortunately, Xu Feng nailed it too tightly, so the evil spirit can only be placed on the wall as a decoration now.

Xu Feng watched this amazing scene with some excitement, though he didn't know why.

Since becoming Ghost Rider, his resistance to demons has become very low, and he even likes them a little.

If two evil spirits can be fused into one, then doesn't that mean that the big ball of flesh on my back can also be crushed and fused into a ten-star evil spirit?

Is it a merge game?

Xu Feng is quite familiar with this one; he likes to play merge games the most when playing mini-games.

With that thought in mind, Xu Feng used his great strength to physically crush all the evil spirits into a large lump of clay, then casually tossed it into a corner of the office and left it there.

No one was fighting him for the remote today, so Xu Feng enjoyed watching cartoons to his heart's content.

The films and television shows in this world are absolutely amazing!

It's so addictive!

The next morning, the large ball of flesh transformed into a ten-star evil spirit and came to life.

While he was sleeping, the evil spirit turned on the TV and secretly watched "You're So Beautiful" all night.

Xu Feng woke up groggily and saw that the evil spirit was intently watching his brother sing, dance, rap, and play basketball. He didn't expect that the evil spirit was a little black guy.

At this moment, Lian Hongying pushed open the office door, ready to start a new day's work. Seeing the empty office, she was somewhat dumbfounded:

"Where are all my evil spirits? Warden, you didn't let them all escape, did you? Those things are all monstrous creatures; even losing a fingernail will cause them to split!"

Xu Feng didn't answer Lian Hongying's question. Instead, he silently snatched the remote control from the humanoid demon and switched to the Pretty Cure channel.

The evil spirit slowly turned its head, its intelligent eyes meeting Xu Feng's. It stretched out its claws to try and snatch the remote control, but Xu Feng was not about to allow it.

If you miss an early episode, you'll never see it again!

Enraged at failing to grab the remote control, the evil spirit bared its teeth and lunged at Xu Feng.

Uncle Mads was speechless and told him to hurry up and stop embarrassing himself.

Xu Feng shrugged. "Is that something I want to see?"

It was clearly Senpo who was crying and begging to watch Pretty Cure.

I was clearly influenced by Qianpo without even realizing it.

Xu Feng is the most cunning guy. He clearly wanted to see it, but he insisted on framing someone else.

Xu Feng regained his composure, stood up gracefully, looked at the evil spirit rushing towards him, and said calmly:

"Come on! My Odd-Ring Ten-Star Great Demon, let me see your strength!"

The evil spirit pounced, but missed its target. Xu Feng grabbed the evil spirit by the neck and lifted it up.

Xu Feng muttered something strange on his face.

This...this isn't right, is it?

I fused so many evil spirits, but the combined evil spirits' combat power remained unchanged.

This...this doesn't make sense, does it?

Xu Feng had no choice but to nail the ten-star evil spirit to the cross with a disappointed look on his face and then carry it on his back.

At this moment, Lian Hongying was almost in tears, wondering why all those evil spirits had disappeared.

She rushed over, grabbed Xu Feng's collar, and shook it violently, almost bursting into tears.

"Warden, where have all those evil spirits gone?"

Xu Feng said with a disappointed look:

"Oh! You mean this? I melted them together, thinking I could synthesize a ten-star heterochromatic great evil demon! But its strength didn't change at all."

"It melted?" Koishi Sakura was dumbfounded.

"How did you melt it?"

"It's just like kneading dough, you just knead it into a ball. What's wrong? Is there a problem? I can't believe these evil spirits can actually be kneaded into one. It's really quite interesting!"

Xu Feng was quite satisfied with the evil spirit on his back. He casually leaned back in the boss's chair with the cross on his back, not caring whether the evil spirit could catch its breath.

Anyway, if he accidentally crushes someone to death, they will revive the next day, so Xu Feng doesn't feel any remorse at all.

Lian Hongying asked several times before finally figuring out how Xu Feng had done it.

Lian Hongying was somewhat shocked by Xu Feng's thought process, because she disliked the evil spirits for fighting him for the remote control, so she tried to knead the evil spirits into a ball.

This unusual thought process actually made him successful.

At this moment, Ren Hongying was nothing but shocked.

If Lian Hongying knew that Xu Feng now possessed three calamity-related artifacts, they could fill a whole table for playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game).

I wonder what she thinks.

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World Destroyer Cult Headquarters

Ren Ya held the world-destroying scythe, his face full of strange calculations as he pondered the catastrophic creatures that had appeared.

That's not right!

No matter how you count them, there's always one missing from the list of the monstrous creatures that have appeared.

It's May now, so theoretically there should be five strange objects appearing, right?

It's impossible that some strange creature, like the nine-lived cat, was picked up by savages and fed to them as wild animals, right?

No matter how I count them, the numbers don't match up.

The Crying Angel, the Nine-Lives Cat, the Mad Will, and the Adaptable Demon—there are four in total. Where did the missing one go?

Ren Ya counted on his fingers several times, preferring to doubt that he had miscounted.

I've suspected that the math teacher was the PE teacher, but I've never really suspected that the copy might be faulty.

Or perhaps there's some kind of bug?

After counting on his fingers countless times, Ren Ya finally came to the conclusion that a calamity-causing object had gone missing.

He guessed that the place where the Weeping Angel was imprisoned was most likely a trap, and that no matter how many people came, they would all die. There might be a backup plan left by Ouyang Tingxue there.

Ren Ya knew that the idiot president usually seemed simple-minded, but when it came to scheming, he was more ruthless than anyone else.

Having been colleagues for a long time, he knew Ouyang Tingxue very well.

Forget about that crying angel.

The curse of the Nine Lives Cat turned more than a dozen chosen members of the strategy team into cats, a mishap that Ren Ya never expected.