The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

As soon as Xu Feng arrived at the entrance of Qingwu Courtyard, he saw the figure of his adopted older sister, Yumili.

She's clearly a cute little girl with long, straight black hair and a cold face, but she's acting like she's been there all along, leaning against the wall with her arms crossed, and even has a potato pancake in her mouth.

"My silly little brother, haven't you made a single friend since you came to the academy?"

Xu Feng watched as the students avoided them like the plague.

I couldn't help but feel speechless:

"Sister Lao, how dare you say that to me? Don't you have any friends either?"

When Xu Feng exposed the truth about Yumili, instead of being embarrassed, she looked adorably bewildered and said:

"Of course I have friends. My friend is delicious, and I'm currently chewing on him."

Xu Feng looked at the potato pancake that Yumili was holding in her mouth.

Okay, okay, whose best friend is a potato pancake?

This is absolutely outrageous!

Why did he inexplicably feel that his older sister was a problem child?

Just then, the noise of the crowd echoed outside Qingwu Courtyard.

The siblings, who had been living together for a short time, both stuck their heads out to look over.

They discovered that Annabelle, the duke's daughter with a magnificent head of curly hair, was advising Prince Charles in a condescending manner.

"Prince Charlie, that girl is just a commoner. I don't recommend that you have too much contact with her."

Prince Charlie, who looked rather foolish and ugly, said with an impatient expression:

"Mary and I are just ordinary friends, why do you think that?"

Annabelle crossed her arms and said:

"Really? Then how come I heard someone saw you and Maria having a tryst in the garden, and even did everything you'd expect?"

"Your Highness Charlie, I am your fiancée, and it is necessary for me to correct your indecent behavior before marriage."

"Ugh! You're so annoying! I can do whatever I want, it's none of your business!"

Prince Charlie's magical disguise made him look quite like a playboy.

At this moment, Maria hid behind Prince Charles in fear. As a commoner, she had no right to refuse any request made by a nobleman.

Therefore, she dared not refuse whatever Charlie wanted to do.

It all happened in a blur... you know what I mean.

Xu Feng listened to Prince Charlie's scandal with a bit of speechlessness. Had he somehow entered a female version of an adult game?

Is it really that fast?

Is this Prince Charlie the King of Haste?

Why not even talk about feelings before getting to base?

That's absolutely outrageous!

Having tasted the sweetness of the millet, Prince Charles was now extremely satisfied with Maria. How could there be such a perfect woman in the world?

So he got into an argument with his fiancée, Annabelle.

Annabelle is apparently the Duke's only daughter, and in a sense, her status is almost no different from that of a princess.

Therefore, he was not intimidated by Prince Charlie, the fourth prince.

The key point is that Annabelle is also so beautiful, intelligent, and elegant; she is a quintessential elegant aristocrat.

I really don't understand why Charlie would leave such a beautiful woman behind to go after a country bumpkin.

Although Maria gives off a warm, sunny feeling, like a girl next door.

However, compared to a noble lady like Annabelle, Maria could not compare in terms of appearance, temperament, or refinement.

To be honest, he felt that Prince Charlie was missing a screw in his head.

It's gotten to the point where he's starting to want to be a minotaur.

Suddenly, Yumily tiptoed and tapped Xu Feng on the head.

"What, Sister Ladder?"

"Father sent us a letter, telling us to make an effort to befriend nobles at the academy, especially you. Father hopes you can marry a countess."

As she spoke, Yumily pulled out a letter with the Thomas family's sealing wax on it.

The sealing wax pattern is very strange; it looks exactly like Thomas the Tank Engine's hearse.

Xu Feng was slightly speechless after hearing this, and then said:

"By the way, hasn't our father found us a suitable marriage partner?"

Upon hearing this, Yumili tilted her head slightly and said:

"What marriage partner? I've never heard my father mention it."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng was speechless.

That's great! It means the Thomas family is so poor that no one wants to marry into their family!

No wonder my cheap father had such a wild idea of ​​making me marry a count's daughter.

However, Xu Feng had no interest in any of this, for no other reason than that almost all the students in the academy he saw were ugly men and women.

Although everyone tacitly concealed their appearances with magic.

But Xu Feng's Demon Eyes saw the truth directly.

He just wanted to quietly get through the three years and then collect his dungeon rewards.

Higher-dimensional instances are too dangerous; any cheap older sister who pops out from who-knows-where could easily strangle you.

Xu Feng, who had always acted arrogantly, became somewhat cautious.

Yumily tiptoed again and tapped Xu Feng on the head:

"Silly little brother, Father told us to maintain good relations with the nobles. Just watch how I, your older sister, resolve the conflicts between them."

Then, Yumi walked out boldly in front of Xu Feng and stood in front of Annabelle and Prince Charlie.

Prince Charlie, looking at the tiny Yumily, completely disregarded her and said arrogantly:

"A mere student from an abandoned college dares to try and break up a fight?"

"Aren't you afraid that I, the prince, will exile you to Siberia?"

Yumily tilted her head slightly and said:

"I'm not here to mediate a fight."

Prince Charlie and Annabelle were completely dumbfounded.

You didn't come here to break up the fight, what are you doing here?

At that moment, whispers arose from the crowd.

"Isn't that the commoner nobleman from the abandoned academy? The one who can't use magic."

"Really? How could there be a noble who can't use magic? They must have been adopted!"

"Pfft! How dare someone like that come to a magic academy? It's hilarious."

Yumily's little ears twitched slightly, and she tilted her head slightly in confusion, as if pondering something. Then, she spoke expressionlessly:

"Prince Charles, it seems they're insulting you. If you're going to exile them, send them to Siberia too. That way, I'll have company on the journey."

Upon hearing this, Charlie's eye twitched violently. Did this little girl in front of him have a problem with her comprehension?

Anyone with eyes can tell that this is clearly talking about you, right?

Xu Feng was speechless. His little sister was quite cute, but for some reason, she seemed a bit slow on the uptake.

Or perhaps, they simply can't listen to anything bad?

As soon as these words were spoken, the whispers among the surrounding crowd immediately ceased.

Charlie crossed his arms and said:

"So what are you trying to do by standing between me and Annabelle?"

Yumily, with a completely dazed expression, said:

"I wanted to wish you happiness. I'll treat you to some potato pancakes on the way. They're delicious, and after you eat them, you won't feel bothered by these unpleasant things."