The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Come to think of it, he hadn't seen his older sister since morning. Oh right, he should at least go and visit her.

With that thought in mind, Xu Feng arrived at the girls' dormitory building. His appearance immediately caused a group of girls in the dormitory to scream.

"That fraudulent gentleman, what's he doing here? Who is he looking for? He couldn't possibly be here to confess his feelings to me, could he?"

"You're dreaming. You're clearly confessing your feelings to me."

"You guys must be drunk. How could he be here to confess his feelings? I think he's here to find a 'cup' (a metaphor for a romantic partner). I'm willing to be the 'cup,' I don't mind, hehehe!"

Xu Feng arrived at the dormitory entrance and was stopped by a girl with black hair. She looked very young, only sixteen or seventeen years old.

But she was dressed like a dormitory supervisor, with a thermos and a floral-patterned jacket, and with her Asian face, if it weren't for her young and pretty appearance...

That hunched back and the unbeatable pose with her little hands crossed in her sleeves.

Xu Feng sensed that the girl in front of him was definitely not simple; she was probably another master pastry maker.

"Why are you going into the girls' dormitory?"

"Find my sister, come and say goodbye to her." Xu Feng smiled gently, knowing that his fate was unknown.

He felt it was best to say a proper goodbye to his cheap prison aunt.

This immediately caused a chorus of screams from the girls at the dormitory entrance.

"Ah~ Even though I know the Deceptive Gentleman's appearance is fake, his smile is just too charming! Oh no, I'm falling for him..."

"Those massive muscles, I wonder if they feel comfortable being pushed up like that?"

"Ah~ this is the husband I've always dreamed of!"

"That's clearly my husband!"

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Hearing the girls' chatter, Xu Feng was speechless. No wonder it was Gala Gemu's reflection of the world.

None of the girls in this academy are mentally sound; he's never seen such abnormal girls in other dungeons.

If Muzhen had the recipe for this Gala, he would definitely find the maker and give them a good beating.

This world feels a bit abnormal, a bit neurotic, and I don't know if it's because of the influence of magic.

However, the dormitory supervisor seemed completely unaffected by Xu Feng's good looks, simply squinting at him and saying:

"No! Gentlemen are not permitted in the girls' dormitory."

"I'm going to fulfill my noble duties tomorrow, so I've come to say goodbye to my sister," Xu Feng had no choice but to tell the truth.

Upon hearing this, the female dormitory supervisor's expression shifted slightly, and she looked at Xu Feng with a hint of respect, though her gaze still held that of someone looking at a man nearing his end.

"Alright, I'll give you twenty minutes."

Immediately, the female dormitory supervisor turned and shouted to the girls in the dormitory building:

"Ladies, get dressed properly. This fraudulent gentleman is here to say goodbye to his family; he is about to fulfill his aristocratic duties."

These words caused a stir among the girls present.

A shapely, ordinary girl wearing a school uniform and six dark red betel nut hair clips on her head couldn't help but exclaim:

"Are you kidding me? This 'Gentleman of Deception' is just a freshman, how could he possibly be fulfilling the honors of nobility? I don't understand, how could someone as handsome and charming as him go to the battlefield prematurely?"

"I don't understand either, it's such a pity! He was so young, I mean, what if, what if the fraudster had never even been with a woman before! He was going to die on the battlefield, what a shame."

"Stop making your gentleman laugh, okay!"

"However, I also feel it's such a pity. Does such a gentleman have to fulfill the honors of the aristocracy? How awful! I haven't even become the boyfriend of this deceitful gentleman yet! Why is he going to the front lines!"

This time, the girls were much more well-behaved, and their gazes toward Xu Feng carried a hint of respect.

Xu Feng arrived at his older sister's luxurious single dormitory room based on the room number given by the dormitory supervisor.

Unsurprisingly, she's alone; someone with her personality could never have many friends.

Xu Feng stood at the dormitory entrance, his mind starting to wander.

What if he says he's going to fulfill his aristocratic honors?

What kind of expression would the cheap prison aunt have? Would she cry and not want her to go to the front line?

Or some other reaction?

Or maybe I'll give him a good beating before I leave!

Thinking of this, Xu Feng knocked on the ornately carved wooden door.

"Knock knock knock!"

"Are you here to see Yumili? The door isn't locked, you can just come in!"

Xu Feng was slightly taken aback when he heard the female voice coming from the room.

This wasn't the cute, innocent voice of my older sister; instead, it was the voice of a mature woman.

There were other women in the room?

Xu Feng pushed open the door and found a woman dressed as a maid tidying up the room.

On the bed lay a black-haired loli with two horns on her head and a white-haired loli dressed in a maid outfit, who also appeared to be a demi-human, with a pair of ice-blue vertical pupils.

The white-haired loli, who was originally dressed as a maid, was overjoyed when she saw someone push the door open and wagged her white tail, ready to pounce. However, after seeing who it was, she was immediately disappointed.

"What?! I thought my darling was back!"

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment. If he hadn't misheard, this white-haired demi-human loli seemed to have a very intimate relationship with his cheap prison sister.

Did something go wrong?

Is his sister a lesbian?

If that's the case, next time I accidentally kill him and trigger the second stage, will I just take the opportunity to... you know... him?

Xu Feng was a little scared.

He was undoubtedly terrified.

However, looking at the demi-human maid in front of her and the other maid in the room...

Xu Feng felt his mind go blank, and he no longer cared about being afraid.

No, how come my cheap prison ward has two maids?

When he first came to the academy, his cheap prison father didn't assign him a male servant or butler.

Is my cheapskate father being a little too nice to my sister?

Xu Feng felt like a weed, without even a follower by his side.

No, he does have followers, but they are all summoned by himself.

Looking at this demi-human loli, Xu Feng couldn't help but sigh:

"I never imagined my cheap prison sister would have such a novel fetish, actually taking in a beautiful lizard as her maid."

Upon hearing this, the white-haired loli-like demi-human stared intently at Xu Feng with her icy blue vertical pupils, her tone chilling and seemingly carrying an air of pressure:

"You scum! Who are you calling a lizard! I am the supreme snow lord of the Siberian Plateau, the most noble frost dragon, not some lizard!"

Those words, imbued with the might of a dragon, sent chills down Xu Feng's spine, making his very soul tremble.

Xu Feng felt a bit numb. This academy was indeed fraught with danger and full of powerful figures. He felt that he couldn't even beat a small demi-human maid.

Regarding the white-haired loli claiming to be the lord of the snowy region.

Xu Feng didn't believe it at all, assuming it was just the other party having a fit of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).

Because almost every citizen of the Griffin Empire knows that the Snowfield Lord of Siberia is clearly the Calamity Witch, how could she possibly be an Ice Dragon?