The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

After a few seconds of losing her composure, the succubus once again acted like a spoiled brat:

"Mortal, I never imagined you were that nobody's younger brother. No wonder you could withstand our pressure."

"Lisa, how many times have I told you, don't intimidate the guests..." Windsor muttered in a low voice, her face dark.

The little succubus instantly became weak, as if her vital point had been seized:

"Hmm~ I understand..."

Xu Feng looked puzzled.

"By the way, where's my sister? Where did she go?"

Come to think of it, I haven't seen Yumili since this morning. Usually, she would be clinging to me at this time.

Upon hearing this, Windsor didn't hide anything and said directly:

"The young lady is indeed not at the academy; she must have gone to Siberia to dig potatoes."

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening. He was undoubtedly furious.

"Damn it, didn't Hillman say he'd let my sister go? How come she's still exiled?"

Upon hearing this, Windsor looked at Xu Feng with some surprise:

"What are you talking about? The young lady often goes to Siberia to dig potatoes, sometimes for several days at a time."

"The young lady said that catching a potato spirit is very difficult. Sometimes you have to wait for several days in a row to catch one potato spirit."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng's brain went completely blank.

What the hell?

The daughter of a minor noble family went to the harsh Siberian Plateau to catch potato spirits and waited for several days in a row.

He clearly recognizes each of these words individually, so why do some of them seem unfamiliar when put together?

What the hell is Potato Spirit?

It must take crossing several provinces to get from the capital to the Siberian Plateau, right?

How did she get there?

Speaking of which, Sister Lao has been squatting on the potato monster on the Siberian Plateau for several days in a row. Doesn't she feel cold?

How could she possibly be the daughter of a minor noble family?

Doesn't that seem a little outrageous?

However, Xu Feng remembered that Yumili beat him up as if it were child's play.

Perhaps it's because my older sister has already spent a year at the academy, conquered many dungeons, and her strength has improved considerably.

I only ascended to a higher dimension because my own strength is so weak.

It's perfectly reasonable that you can't beat someone who's a year older than you, since you could easily beat anyone you meet.

Xu Feng thought for a moment.

Well, it's good that Sister Lao isn't here. If she were here, who knows what kind of trouble she would cause in the academy.

It's better that he's not here.

Xu Feng nodded:

"I never imagined my sister would go so far. Please tell her I'm going to fulfill my noble duty."

Of course, our Lao Xu didn't actually plan to launch a thunderous attack on the battlefield and fight to the death.

He planned to desert if he couldn't hold out any longer, and would never fight to the death unless he really couldn't leave.

Mads Mikkelsen couldn't help but be speechless and complain:

Stop jinxing me. You'll know better once you're on the battlefield and there's no way to escape but to fight to the death.

"Then I'll be going now."

After saying that, Xu Feng seemed to have made up his mind and left without looking back.

The sunlight streaming through the corridor windows cast a long shadow of him, making Xu Feng's steps appear exceptionally resolute.

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The next day.

Imperial Court.

The courtroom was packed with people.

Xu Feng stood in the dock as the prisoner.

Xu Feng was somewhat dazed. He felt that everything was very sudden, as he hadn't even hosted many banquets yet!

Suddenly I'm going to the front lines to be a line-filling baby.

It seems the only option is to hold a banquet on the front lines while simultaneously fighting the enemy.

Through the past month of observation, Xu Feng discovered that this world also seems to have hierarchical systems.

After all, there are Demon Kings and Heroes, so it's not so strange that there are different levels of existence, right?

However, the mentors call the advancement here the Trial of the Gods. Passing the Trial of the Gods will make you stronger, but it will not restore your injuries.

They were unaware that they possessed a ranking system similar to those in higher-dimensional worlds, though not the Chosen One level of the real world.

Having two ranking systems would be absolutely awesome.

Dressed in aristocratic attire, with a large belly and a high-necked white-collar scarf, the judge held a long sheet of paper and began to announce his crimes.

"Xu Feng, from the moment you were born, you were sucking on a pacifier and carrying a wooden sword. You slaughtered many merchant caravans around the capital, intercepted and kidnapped many nobles, and seized a large amount of illegal wealth."

"When you were two years old, you robbed the Imperial Bank's vault, killed the guards, and carried away hundreds of millions of gold coins all by yourself."

"At the age of three, you established an illegal slave trade and, as the mastermind behind the largest illegal slave trade in the capital, you murdered thousands of citizens of the Griffin Empire."

"At the age of four, he created the Eastern Palace Magic Explosion in an attempt to kill the Crown Prince."

"At the age of five, you were a notorious womanizer in the empire, causing many noble girls to become pregnant without cause and commoner girls to die tragically in the streets."

"When you were six years old, in a year of famine, in order to make huge profits and drive up grain prices, you personally set fire to the imperial granaries, causing tens of millions of tons of grain to be burned, leaving the empire unable to provide disaster relief and causing millions of imperial citizens to starve to death."

"At seven years and one month old..."

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"At the age of seventeen years and nine months, your magic went out of control, and you brutally murdered hundreds of noble children from the Canary Magic Academy."

"The heinous crimes you have committed are so egregious that calling you a demon king of the human race would not be an exaggeration. Do you confess your sins?"

"I plead guilty; I did all of this."

The audience was mostly filled with nobles, and the nobles, both high and low, were all somewhat dumbfounded.

Anyone with a modicum of common sense can basically understand that the Inquisition and the Empire are using this innocent boy to settle scores.

No, this boy is taking the blame for all these wrongdoings by himself?

Can he carry it?

To use one person to settle thousands of accounts, isn't that a bit too much?

The nobles present, regardless of rank, all had some connection to these documents.

However, the Empire's attitude of choosing to make this young man take the blame is already quite clear.

That means the empire intends not to pursue past matters.

These nobles, both high and low, were also quite theatrical, prompting some to exclaim in indignation.

"My God, I simply cannot imagine that such a heinous thing could happen in the highly civilized Griffin Empire. It's unbelievable."

"My God! Just how wicked must this demon be to commit so many crimes?"

"So vicious! To cause my daughter to become pregnant and give birth to the exceptionally gifted Warren is utterly wicked."

"If he weren't Warren's father, Warren's magical talent might have been even higher!"

Yes, that's right, this trial.

Xu Feng not only became Warren's father, but also the father of many students in the college.

This is practically a campus dad!

Hearing the gasps and whispers around him, Xu Feng confessed with a bright smile, saying:

"Your Honor, I have a small request. I wonder if you would grant it?"