In name only: In the name of Zhao Mengsheng's son!
Chapter 181 This kid can eat me alive!
Zhao Miao!
"No? Dude!"
Didn't we agree to stand together against a common enemy? You tricked my dad, and now you're saying thank you? Is that right?
What? You want to join the army? You're a top student from Tsinghua University! You're different from me; you got in through entrance exams, a true high achiever. Someone like you wants to join the army? You're a science prodigy! You wouldn't even be the one to die for your country!
"You're a good child, unlike some people who are as petty as their grandfathers!"
Zhao Zhongxin snorted coldly, referring to Zhao Miao. Zhao Miao, of course, wouldn't dare provoke him. His old man's fists were like sandbags; he'd fall asleep after just two punches! "I should have learned boxing when I was a kid! Otherwise, I could have shown him what it means to be young and strong in boxing!"
"Zhao Zhongxin, what are you doing? Look at what you've done to my son and nephew! They're not even human anymore! Look how hungry they are, they've each eaten two pounds of noodles!"
Zhang Wanxin was unhappy. Anyway, she was going to put pressure on Zhao Zhongxin. She was a bully at home, and Zhao Zhongxin didn't want to argue with her. He felt that neither her father, Zhao Mengsheng, nor her father-in-law, Zhang Likai, had a daughter with a very high IQ.
Zhang Wanxin and Zhao Ying are the same kind of people—tough on their own and easily fooled. Years ago, they were both scammed by a fraudster. Zhang Wanxin was swindled out of 60,000 yuan, and Zhao Ying was swindled out of 80,000 yuan. To this day, they dare not speak out, and no one knows, because it is too shameful. Even their leader, Gao Fangfang, doesn't know!
If they really investigated, given their identities, they could definitely get the money back, but they were too embarrassed to report it to the police—it was too shameful! Luckily, the two realized they weren't destined to make a fortune and gave up on the investment!
If those investors knew the two princesses wanted to invest, they would definitely be lining up to help. "The two princesses need money, why don't you come to us? Are there any good people online? It's all telecom fraud! We wouldn't dare to cheat you two, but they don't need the money, they're just trying their luck."
If Zhao Ying and Zhang Wanxin knew what Zhao Zhongxin was thinking, they would also say, "I also want to say that our father's son has been fighting since he was a child, he's a devil. You say we're not smart? You two spoiled brats have the nerve to say we're not smart? What about the people you bullied?"
Let's not even talk about Zhang Dongxin, one is my brother, and the other I'm not very familiar with. You, Zhao Zhongxin, are you a good person? When Cai Xiaorong held a martial arts contest to find a husband at school, you went up and got knocked to the ground by a group of people. That's one thing, but you also beat up the person who was supposed to be in the contest.
We were just saying, "Aren't you embarrassed every time you see Cai Xiaorong? You little devil, how dare you talk to us like that? I'll fly up and kick you!"
Anyone can say we're stupid, but you and Zhang Dongxin are no good!
"Yes, Dad, look at us..."
Zhao Miao was still trying to take advantage of the situation, but Zhao Zhongxin glanced at him and whispered something to him.
"If you keep nagging, I'll show your mom the photos of you with those female celebrities, and see if they'll let you act in movies then!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Miao's eyes instantly cleared! He quickly replied!
"My son was just joking, Father, why did you take it so seriously!"
Zhao Miao knows that if her mother and aunt really find out that she has been having inappropriate relationships with a group of female celebrities, this movie probably won't be able to be made!
Zhao Zhongxin sneered, "I can't control your mother and your aunt because one of them is my wife and the other is my sister. I never hit women. Uh, Zhang Dongxin's wife was an accident."
As for you, Zhao Miao, I'm sorry, but today I'm going to show you what the authority of a Chinese father is. I have nine ways to control you!
"Oh dear, wife, sister, the kids are going to act in a movie, playing Old Deng and his comrades. They don't look like a couple at all, like you two idle socialites. If they go on screen like that, won't they get roasted? Being able to eat two pounds of noodles means they're in good health, haven't developed any problems, are in great shape! If a boy can't eat that much, it means he's old. I could eat two pounds of noodles when I was young, now I can only eat half a pound at most!"
Zhao Zhongxin explained with a smile that what he said was really true. When he was young, he and Zhang Dongxin made dumplings at Zhang's house. His grandmother and the cook were the only two people making them! They couldn't keep up at all. The two boys' stomachs were like bottomless pits. Zhang Dongxin ate 78 dumplings, and Zhao Zhongxin ate 83. In the end, Zhao Zhongxin's grandmother was afraid that her two grandsons would eat too much, so she insisted that they stop eating. Even so, the two of them played outside for four hours, and when they came back for dinner, they each ate two jin of noodles.
It's just like that saying, "A half-grown boy can eat his father to death." Don't ask why, the truth is that I was actually hungry after just a short walk outside, but they wouldn't let me eat when I got back!
So he knows exactly how much young men eat! He can use that as an excuse to fool his wife and sister!
Seeing that Zhang Wanxin was about to speak, Zhao Zhongxin quickly said!
"Listen to me, look at the two kids now, how proper they are! Buzz cuts! Look at Zhao Miao, I told you this buzz cut suits you. Look at your long hair before, so effeminate! And let me tell you!"
At this point, Zhao Zhongxin paused, then dropped his trump card!
"They're both still at the end of puberty. You know, it's okay for men to gain weight at any time, but they can't during puberty, it'll affect their development. You wouldn't want your daughter-in-law or niece-in-law to be unhappy, would you? Hehe!"
Zhao Zhongxin had transformed into a biology teacher, and Zhang Wanxin spat at him!
"Pah! Pah! Pah! He's fifty years old, shameless! His two children aren't even married yet, and he's saying this! Kids, let's go! Don't talk to him!"
Watching the two women flee with their child, Zhao Zhongxin chuckled. He knew all too well that his generation was only outwardly conservative, but in reality, they were quite adventurous. Take his wife, for example; she treated him like a donkey in the production team, never letting him rest for a single day!
These words truly shocked the two brothers. Zhao Miao, oh my god, he was going to check on Douyin later to see if eighteen and a half years old was still considered puberty. He needed to lose weight. At 188 cm tall and 150 catties, he was still too fat. He had to lose weight! He wanted to get down to 100 kg!
Zhao Zhongxin said, "That's called a bamboo pole, my dear!"
Zhang Cheng felt a pang of bitterness. He was 20, past puberty, and he used to think he was perfectly normal! Now he felt incredibly abnormal! Was there any point in him dieting? This was a matter of pride for a man!
Zhao Zhongxin said, "Honey, this can be operated on, it just hurts a little! Don't worry! I'm just kidding!"
(This is the first chapter today, the second chapter will be released at noon! Please give me some encouragement, it really means a lot to me!)
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